Princess of Asgard

I am owner of LoserSquad420 as well but I wanted a strictly writings and Fanfiction! Please do send requests I always want something to write :)

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

[aislinstarkofasgard]

Ah yes. Connor. From detroit.

"You should really slow down. You are speeding"

Connor I'm going two miles over the posted limit.

"You really shouldn't take so much tylenol and cold medicine. Should I call the hospital?"

No connor

I think that one was the one.

"According to my database they have no criminal records but based on dialect and body language I would not reccomend you proceed your relations,"

God damn it connor.

[yahenni]

When your kid comes out as a dude

[yahenni]

When he asks you where hats go

[yahenni]

When he asks you what those knights in Monty Python said

[yahenni]

When he tells you a funny joke

[audioshoes]

Diego: you could’ve died, man!

Klaus: nah I couldn’t have all my bleeding was internal.

Klaus:that’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

[egberts]

glad they made it

[togepipi]

and the other one! h

[togepipi]

homest

[egberts]

[luscena]

Regret™

They’re so stupid

Keep reading

[vomerant]

(ง •̀_•́)ง

[asmallfrogart]

Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands

[limsjaebeom]

lyrics I love

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

[princealigorna]

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

[sickbayy]

guys….who’s gonna write me some sweet new torture fic ft. this magic science Not Water?

[la-vie-en-whump]

@withalittlebitofwhump ME.

Near-drowning is my THING.

[jo-castle]

I’ve been looking for this!! I love how this started out as a cool science fact and then the whumpers got ahold of it *evil laughter*

[chaos-before-the-storm-deactiva]

@wildfaewhump please. I beg of you. Do this with Iesin.

[wildfaewhump]

Oh shit oh fuck I gotta

[oaluz]

[illness-deactivated20180325]

WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

best sentence so far of 2017

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back when the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin)

[aislinstarkofasgard]

I mean, porn bots don’t discriminate 😂 🤷‍♀️

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[the-magnificent-otaku-taco-chan]

If you let Pennywise hit it would you be a monster fucker or a clown fucker?

[beebogazebo]

Well, you would certainly be a disappointment to your parents

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[goryfluff]

I mean, why the hell would I ever help you? Because Vought’s up to some evil shit? ‘Cause it’s your job. Because you’re a superhero.