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And they were soulmates.
Happy secret santa for @probablytoooldforthis !
Magnus Bane be like
Yet another win for self-awareness! This series grinds to a halt without deus ex Magnus
i fucking LOVE LIFE !!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY???? IM ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS AO3 EXISTS!! THERES NEVER BEEN A BETTER AGE EVER !!!!! AND IM LIVING NOW AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
nobody's soldier - hozier
Wei WuXian Ver.
NEW SHIP UNLOCKED 🔓 wen ruohan and shen jiu
did zongzhu try turning it off and on again
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NARUTO
Ray’s Super Foxy Naruto AU List
Team Uzumaki: Naruto discovers and embraces his legacy as an Uzumaki and undergoes massive changes. He eventually goes on to take a genin team of his own. - Now Live On AO3
Shadows & Strength: Yandere Shikamaru meets and fixates on a Naruto who stumbled upon the secret to Tsunade’s strength. Includes changed up Genin Teams and either Kakashi or Genma as sensei. - Now Live On AO3
Shadows & Strength: Snake Style: Yandere Shikamaru meets and fixates on a Naruto who stumbled upon the secret to Tsunade’s strength. Includes changed up Genin Teams and Anko as their sensei with a still loyal Orochimaru as their grand-sensei.
Fox In A Snake’s Nest: Loyal Orochimaru comes across a young Naruto on the run from angry villagers and takes him in as a student.
HoH Naruto: Naruto isn’t dumb no matter what anyone says. Turns out he’s just HoH because the normal every day sounds around him are drowned out by something more.
Loophole: Comedy. Sarutobi decrees that none of Minato and Kushina’s friends can have direct contact/interaction with Naruto. Kakashi finds a loophole.
Trauma Bonded: A series of unfortunate circumstances end with a bickering Team 7 trapped in a brutal genjutsu. As it turns out trauma has a way of bonding people. Sometimes to an unsettling degree.
Naruto Don’t Gender Good: Comedy. Genderfluid Naruto who is under the impression that gender is decided by hair length. - Now Live On AO3
Team Shisui: Non-Massacre AU where Shisui ends up as sensei to Team 7. And then he promptly makes that everyone else’s problem. Slated as KakashiNaruto fic
Flower Power: Inoichi decides to take Naruto under his wing to a degree. With a job at the Yamanaka Flower Shop Naruto develops a friendship with Ino, gathers a lot of knowledge and blackmail material, and develops a deadly affinity for plant life.
The Fox and The Weasel: Despite being her godmother Uchiha Mikoto isn’t allowed to raise Uzumaki Naruto, the daughter of her best friend Kushina. She’s in for a surprise when she finds out that her son Itachi has taken a liking to the girl and is determined to marry her when they’re old enough. And he’s more than willing to go through anyone who stands in his way. - Now Live On AO3
Chef Naruto: After going hungry one too many times as a kid Naruto decides to take matters into his own hands. He discovers that seals aren’t the only thing that come naturally to the Uzumaki. Food, Naruto decides, is the ultimate expression of love and can, in fact, change the world.
Golden Prince of Uzushio: Naruto and Kurama are thrown back in time. Faced with Uzumaki Mito realizing Naruto holds the Kyubi and is obviously from the future Naruto and Kurama decide to take a chance and attempt to change everything. Now known as the Golden Prince of Uzushio and splitting his time between both villages, Naruto soon discovers that despite the new peace that’s been established Uchiha Clan Head Madara seems to be around every corner he turns.
A Fox and His Earth: A young Naruto is turned over to Danzo and Root and spends years being forged into the ultimate weapon. When faced with Danzo’s attempt to massacre the Uchiha Clan, Naruto turns on him and Root both. In the aftermath Naruto, now a young but legitimate shinobi of Konoha, takes in an abandoned baby. The first of many. Years later Itachi comes face to face with the shinobi who, unbeknownst to him, saved his entire world. And falls completely in love. - Now Live On AO3
Whirlpool Calls Him Home: A young Naruto is no longer able to cope with the sharp cruelty of Konoha. In the distance something calls for him, a voice in the back of his head begging for him to come home. To Uzushio. And so he does. - Now Live On AO3
Altered Beginnings: Things shift and the future members of a young Team 7 ends up emulating different Sannin this time around. Featuring Medic!Sasuke, Taijutsu!Sakura, and Ninjutsu!Naruto.
Unbroken Legacy: Being the jinchuriki of the strongest biju comes with consequences that go far beyond common knowledge on the subject. Because when you cradle a biju beside your soul for years on end things have a tendency to … mesh. And there are some connections that not even death can sever.
Shelter: The Forest of Death is much more than most people believe it to be. Naruto finds shelter in the deep, dark woods that were once nurtured by Hashirama, beloved by Mito, and protected by Tobirama.
Fishcake’s Psychic Hotline: Crackish. Naruto can talk to ghosts and has no qualms about sharing what he learns. Shenanigans ensue.
The Fox Bride: KakaNaru Youkai AU. Lone wolf youkai Kakashi takes in and befriends a wounded and starving one tailed kitsune months before he’s called off to war. The last thing he’s expecting when he returns home a year later is to find a nine-tailed kitsune boy living in his house and calling him husband. - Now Live On AO3
Wolf At The Door: KakaNaru Youkai AU. Naruto, a young orphaned kitsune who is, for reasons unknown to him, hated by the village, ends up living a solitary life in the forests that surround Konoha, trapped within the trees thanks to Sarutobi’s machinations. Until a wounded and surprisingly affectionate wolf youkai crashes into his life. - Now Live On AO3
Uzumaki Househusband: Somewhere along the line Sasuke realizes that he, like many a Uchiha before him, really only wants one thing out of life. To be an Uzumaki Househusband. Sage help Konoha. Or not.
Bridge Between: Tired of Tobirama and Madara’s squabbling, a drunk Mito decides that the only thing to do is summon someone to be the ideal bridge between these two idiots. Naruto happens to end up being that someone. - Now Live On AO3
Rebel Rebel: Kakashi is a loyal shinobi of Konoha. Naruto is a member of the rebel faction. When Kakashi unexpectedly finds himself with a member of the opposition firmly in his hands he knows exactly what he has to do. But Naruto’s no regular rebellion member and sparks are sure to fly.
2 Shinobi And A Baby: 14 year old Kakashi takes an infant Naruto home, determined to give his sensei’s son the best childhood he can. Gai, never one to let his eternal rival go it alone, follows directly behind. The Idiots to Co-Parents to Lovers fic that should have been canon.
Bijū And A Baby - In a desperate gamble to stop the worst from happening, Kurama performs the ultimate sacrifice in order to safe guard the one soul he truly cares for. As a result Naruto, regressed back to a baby, ends up in the warring clans era. Thankfully Naruto’s found by the current timeline’s Kurama who, after absorbing the memories embedded in his alternate self’s chakra, decides that the only thing to do is raise Naruto himself.
Still Is Sitting - When the mission to Wave goes horribly wrong and Sasuke lay dying in Naruto’s arms, he gifts the closest thing he’s ever had to a friend with all that he has left. The weight of vengeance that’s weighed Sasuke down for years now and a newly awakened Sharingan eye. And so the future of Team 7, and the Elemental Nations as a whole, shifts.
CREAM - Growing up on a orphan’s stipend that never seems to cover everything, Naruto learns a very important lesson from a very young age: Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Which, of course, leads to him being very good at one skill very quickly: budgeting. Team 7 eventually learns just how far that expertise goes. Who’d have guessed that Naruto’s skills with money would ripple out this far?
Mess Is Mine - A Naruto who never developed a soul deep loyalty to Konoha and instead longs to travel makes a different choice at the VotE. Now traveling together with Konoha left far behind them, Sasuke and Naruto both learn that sometimes home can be a person.
Combustion - When a young, fire obsessed Sasuke finally takes the time to pay real attention to a young and shunned Naruto whose wind nature shows itself early, all of Konoha might just go up in flames. But they’re too wrapped up in each other and what they want together to really care either way.
Of Fang And Scale - A bitter Orochimaru falls further and further from the light before his downward spiral is stopped by the most unlikely of sources. Hatake Sakumo and his young son Kakashi.
Tsunami - The Uzumaki were well known for more than their long lives and their skills with Seals. They were also known for their connection with the sea. When a natural disaster strikes during the Wave Mission, Naruto and the rest of Team 7 will be put to the test as they learn just how deep that connection goes.
Slippery Slope - Naruto and Sasuke end up in possession of a young child that they find themselves rapidly attached to. Deciding to raise the kid together is easy. Dealing with the feelings they have for each other? Not so much. It’s a slippery slope right into domesticity where they one thing they forget to do is tell everyone else in the village that they’re parents now.
Strawberry Fields - Bleach Crossover. Ichigo, long used to the twists and turns his life throws at him, finds himself stranded in another world. After some extended time spent on a ruined island populated only by ghosts with no signs of any way home, he sets out to see if he can find a new place to call home. Neither Konoha, nor Kakashi, are ready for the chaos having a full fledged universally displaced hybrid of Ichigo’s caliber in their midst is sure to bring.
Uchiha Nip - Modern AU. Naruto, the blacksheep of the Namikaze-Uzumaki family, agrees to attend a celebratory dinner between his “family” and the main line of the Uchiha Clan. Only Naruto’s in for a surprise when he realizes he’s slept with roughly 75% of the dinner guests and all of them seem more than willing to revisit the various occasions too.
Pawpads And Parenting Advice - When Kakashi is faced with the reality of being assigned a genin team he panics. And then he goes to the one person he knows he can trust to give him good parenting advice. Pakkun.
Raising Uzumaki Naruto - When Jiraiya returns to the village for the first time since Minato’s death he just so happens to run into a clearly half starved and neglected Naruto. The same Naruto who Jiraiya was told had died shortly after his parents. So the obvious choice is to scoop his raggedy godson up and hightail it out of Konoha. The second obvious choice is to find Tsunade. Orochimaru joining up just kind of happens. Either way a Sannin raised Uzumaki Naruto is sure to be something.
What We Make It - Naruto has always loved babies. A lot. So when Sakura gets pregnant with her and Sasuke’s first child it’s understandable that he goes a little bit insane. Unfortunately circumstances surrounding the new baby end up not being as happy as Naruto thinks they should be. But, luckily for Naruto, neither Kakashi nor Kurama intend to let him raise young Sarada alone. Family is, after all, what we make it. - Now Live On AO3
Brother Knows Best - Still living in Konoha but estranged from his beloved brother Sasuke after carrying out the sanctioned execution of their Clan, Itachi does his best to care or the brother who despises him. Until, that is, Sasuke enters into an unhealthy relationship with the ever sunny and lovely Uzumaki Naruto. Faced with the hurt Sasuke is causing Naruto, Itachi decides it’s time for him to step up.
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MDZS characters as tweets from my tl
1. wangxian
2. the siblings
3. MXY
4. the siblings²
5. wangxian²
part 2 cause I can
6. meng yao
7. wangxian³
8. wei wuxian (but also wangxian⁴)
9. lan wangji (but also wangxian⁵)
10. twin prides of yunmeng
MDZS characters as tweets from my tl
1. wangxian
2. the siblings
3. MXY
4. the siblings²
5. wangxian²
"...Y si es mío el amparo
De tu risa leve
Que es como un cantar
Ella aquieta mi herida
Todo, todo se olvida."
El Día Que Me Quieras, Carlos Gardel
I feel like Shen Jiu's weird self-contradictions are underrated, so I'm gonna list the ones I remember, cause I think they give some insight into his character.
The most notable one, imo, is this scene from Airplane's extra, where Shang Qinghua tries to warn SJ about Liu Qingge's future death:
SQH's dialogue here is upfront that SJ will try to save LQG from his qi deviation, not kill him. Failing to save LQG will also make SJ "abandon himself to despair".
(more ramblings and screenshots under the cut…)
hi ! I'm looking for a fic I've read a while ago and I couldn't find again yet :( so any kind help is appreciated
Is basically a time travel (kind of) fic of supernatural on ao3, destiel, and is set sometime before the s4 (which I only remember cause after a while of hiding w bobby og!Castiel finds them bc one of them prayed for the wrong Castiel for help. OG! Castiel sees Time Traveler!Castiel and goes like "wtf u made us ugly and kinda monstruos also who's the lovely soul (dean) u have at ur side and how do I make him mine"). Also for some reason I don't really remember Adam and maybe his mom are alive and hiding with them, also John but I don't wanna talk about him.
So yeah, that's basically what I'm working with. please, I need help.