[Image descriptions in order: a series of images that look like a slideshow. The first one is bright red with large white text which says “If I so much as catch a WHISPER that people are trying to monetize FanFiction on AO3”.
At the bottom, there is small text which says “A non-selective plan for dealing with the resurgence of blatant Fic Commissions on AO3, inspired by the campus Tik-Tok”.]
[The rest of the images are white with black text, which have a title followed by a bullet point list. They say:
If I see Blatant Commissions:
(Capitalized) I will report you
(Capitalized) I will report your ass
(Capitalized) I literally will not give it a second thought, i will just smash that report button
(Capitalized) I didn’t survive the transition from LJ, and the purge of ff.net just to see people make ao3’s job even harder than it has to be
On the right side of the slide, there is a PNG of a red button.]
(Capitalized) I know, I know
It’s technically the same - it’s just different
On the right is the meme of Ben Affleck looking tired, smoking a cigarette out of a window with a bottle of alcohol beside him]
Copyright law violation = slippery slope to getting sued by OC’s
Free Fanfic is made safe by the ‘Fair Use’ clause – which says that it’s okay to transform copyrighted property because no money is being made off of it
When you charge/commission – you lose your ONE defence]
Fic writers got sued in the not too distant past
Some of them were sued very successfully and made to pay reparations along with their cease and desist orders
The name ‘Anne Rice’ still gives old fic writers flashbacks
Historically Fic writers have been reminded, viciously, about whose sandpit we play in and on what terms (Not Ours)]
[(Toggle case) but I never said I own the characters
There are several screenshots of disclaimers that authors put on their works, which say:
Crowley, The Book of the Law, 57. Disclaimer: I don’t own anything here, except the writing. No profit is intended except the sheer joy I get out of constructing this story.
JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. Fasa games owns Earthdawn.
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling and I make absolutely no money with this FF.
Disclaimer: Aragorn is mine! Allllll mine, my precious yessss….. (Just kidding, he belongs to Tolkien, who’s probably spinning in his grave at this very moment…)
All characters belong to George Lucas and Lucasfilm Ltd., yadda, yadda, yadda…
Disclaimer: The raven belongs to E.A. Poe. I’m just borrowing the hateful creature for a little bit, okay?
Author’s Notes: Sherlock Holmes and all related characters are original creations of the genius of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Original characters (meaning mine) will be noted. This fic takes place somewhere between A Scandal in Bohemia and Holmes’s retirement. Please R/R.
Disclaimer: The dear boys belong to Victor Hugo, may he rest in peace and not be disturbed by whatever I do with (or to) them. The first names of Marcelin, Francois, and Etienne were Manon Goutal’s brilliant idea. Alexandre and Laurent were mine. Claudette Prouvaire, Claude to her friends, is entirely a creation of my own mind (be afraid: oP). I’m not making money off this, nor do I want to. I have nothing. Have mercy on me. Archivists: Feel free to post this on your site, just let me know
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters and/or plotlines and/or dialogue of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice nor Henry Fielding’s Tom Jones. Duh.
Disclaimer: The Vampire Diaries does not belong to me. New characters, are mine.
– All the usual disclaimers apply – I own nothing – just borrowing these guys for a while –
Learn your history, it’s only in the last few years that we haven’t had to put disclaimers on EVERYTHING because AO3 protects us]
[but, but, I didn’t know I can’t charge…
(capitalized) read the terms of service
(Sub bulletted list): “You agree not to make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising (defined as solicitations for direct or indirect commercial advantage” [AO3 TOS Section I, D]
“Promotion of commercial products or activities is not allowed.” [AO3 TOS, Section IV, B]
“Unsolicited commercial activity is not permitted on the Archive.” [AO3 TOS, Section IV B]
(capitalized) it’s literally in the terms of service use your eyeballs
Below is clip art of cartoon eyes that are wide open.]
[(Capitalized) In conclusion
(Capitalized) don’t fucking charge for fic
(Capitalized) don’t put on ao3 that you’re charging for fic
(Capitalized) don’t link your ko-fi, patreon, paypal, on ao3
(Capitalized) just don’t fucking do it