You're so hot

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[i-am-shitpost]

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

[dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[radioinactivity]

people just don’t lie like this on this website anymore we’ve forgotten our culture

[sanitymakesposts]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[depsidase]

[chillyfeetsteak]

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

[kaijuno]

Bruh why you wasting those people time

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[seasickskeletonboy]

[belloochie]

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

[val-mora]

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

[mysharona1987]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

[princessbento]

brucie baby lore

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[seven-oh-four]

[sebdoesnothing]

[omtai]

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[eldrmllnl]

He’s kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously 😂 this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)

[mossyoakswampdonkey-deactivated]

This gets better every time I see it.

[ultrareginarules]

What a feel good story. Love it.

[eater-of-the-alt]

holy shit. This is the coolest thing I’ve seen today.

[cosmonautroger]

colors

[sugarplumfuckwit]

Color theory is a real sumbitch

[cassia-c]

[tt-squid]

i made a list while i was hiking apparently

[pansyfemme]

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

[thebraveliltoastie]

im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen