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Cosign.
everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds
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I mean this in every sense of the word: that's hot.
Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't
Last stop was literally a picket fence, enough chopped wood to build another picket fence and, briefly, a train.
My guy Ferretby was barely builded here
Two clarifications:
Ferretby's name has been changed to protect the identities of it and its resident(s)
I specify slow trains to distinguish from the other two types of train in England: Delayed and Cancelled
My favourites are the Halts (a halt is naturally smaller than an actual stop.) Halts are often By Request only, a fact that may dismay you, if you:
A.) do not hold obscure local knowledge about the precise local distinction of which villages and hamlets are Halts and which are Stations, or
B.) arenât familiar enough with colloquial British English to understand that when an elderly muppet doing a comedy voice quacks incoherently in an inhuman cadence into an underwater speaker at the other end of a bus carriage full of people shouting slowly and sweatily about football, THAT was actually vital information and you needed to hear it precisely and parse it perfectly - since that single incidence of quacking was the only briefing you were going to get about the situation re: this particular Halt, or
C.) you donât have The App (each train line has its own app. Each train line is specific to a region. Many are silent on the etiquette of halts) or
D.) the PA system in the train was broken anyway (they usually are) so you had no chance of hearing any quacking muppet announcements even if the madman in charge of the train that day felt like making any.
On a route I travel sometimes there is a Halt By Request Only, Passengers For This Halt Must Inform The Conductor Of Their Request and Move To the Front Door of The Front Carriage Only As No Other Doors Open At This Halt. This is because the Halt has a small doormat-sized platform onto which you are catapulted, and if you do not land precisely on this platform youâd be shot into the river. If you donât negotiate properly and if you havenât figured out where to stand, TOO BAD.
If you are at the Halt hoping to catch the train , you are expected to flag it down like a bus. Hope and courage are required. It does Not always work.
The Halt is Picturesque and not far from a station, so you can get off at the halt and enjoy many pleasant scenic walks into the town at the station, where you can eat a nice lunch and get back on a train. (Or vice versa, disembark at the station and be collected at the halt.) this would be a delightful thing to do on a visit and is recommended to visitors, who are expected to understand how this Halt operates through osmosis.
Iâve seen many sad and bewildered visitors be unwillingly shunted into a city they had no intention of visiting, after assuming that a train stop they intended and requested on the map/app/ticket was an actual train stop, and not an arcane and elaborate masquerade, a train stop by previous arrangement only
An interesting sci-fi short story from 4chan.
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That is some fine writing.
The Imgur link is broken so:
[Series of posts on 09/16/11]
About twelve years ago, a man died in high orbit over Tau Ceti V.
His name was Drake McDougal, and aside from a few snapshots and vague anecdotes from his drinking buddies, thatâs probably all weâll ever know about him. Another colony-born man with little records and little documentation, working whatever asteroid field the Dracs deigned to allow them. Every now and then a Drac gunship would strut on through the system, Pax Draconia and all that. But that was it.
One fine day, one of those gunships had a misjump. A bad one. It arrived only ninety clicks above atmo, with all its impellers blown out by the gravatic feedback of Tau Ceti Vâs gravity well. The Dracs scraped enough power together for a good system-wide broadbeam and were already beginning the Death Chant when they hit atmo.
People laughed at the recording of sixty Dracs going from mysterious chanting to ââwhat-the-fuckâingâ for years after they forgot the name Drake McDougal. The deafening âCLANGâ and split second of stunned silence afterwards never failed to entertain. Drake had performed a hasty re-entry seconds after the gunship and partially slagged his heatshield diving after it. Experts later calculated he suffered 11Gs when he leaned on the retro to match velocities with the Dracs long enough to engage the mag-grapples on his little mining tug.
Even the massively overpowered drive of a tug has its limits, and Drakeâs little ship hit hers about one and a half minutes later. Pushed too far, the tugâs fusion plant lost containment just as he finished slingshotting the gunship into low orbit. (It was unharmed, of course; the Drac opinion of fusion power best translated as âquaint,â kind of how we view butter churns.)
It was on the local news within hours, on newsnets across human space within days. It was discussed, memorialized, marveled upon, chewed over by daytime talk-show hosts, and I think somebody even bought a plaque or some shit like that. Then there was a freighter accident, and a mass-shooting on Orbital 5, and of course, the first Vandal attacks in the periphery.
The galaxy moved on.
Twelve years is a long time, especially during war, so twelve years later, as the Vandalâs main fleet was jumping in near Jupiter and we were strapping into the crash couches of what wee enthusiastically called âwarships,â I guaran-fucking-tee you not one man in the entire Defense Force could remember who Drake McDougal was.
Well, the Dracs sure as hell did.
Dracs do not fuck around. Dozens of two-kilometer long Drac supercaps jumped in barely 90K klicks away, and then we just stood around staring at our displays like the slack-jawed apes we were as we watched what a real can of galactic whoop-ass looked like. You could actually see the atmosphere of Jupiter roil occasionally when a Vandal ship happened to cross between it and the Drac fleet. Thereâs still lightning storms on Jupiter now, something about residual heavy ions and massive static charges or something.
Fifty-eight hours later, with every Vandal ship reduced to slagged debris and nine wounded Drac ships spinning about as they vented atmosphere, they started with the broad-band chanting again. And then the communiqué that confused the hell out of us all.
âDo you hold out debt fulfilled?â
After the sixth or seventh comms officer told them âwe donât know what the hell youâre talking aboutâ as politely as possible, the Drac fleet commander got on the horn and asked to speak to a human Admiral in roughly the same tone as a telemarketer telling a kid to give the phone to Daddy. When the Admiral didnât know either, the Drac went silent for a minute, and when he came back on his translator was using much smaller words, and talking slower.
âIs our blood debt to Drake McDougalâs clan now satisfied?â
The Admiral said âWho?â
What the Drac commander said next wouldâve caused a major diplomatic incident had he remembered to revert to the more complex translation protocols. He thought the Admiral must be an idiot, a coward, or both. Eventually, the diplomats were called out, and we were asked why the human race has largely forgotten the sacrifice of Drake McDougal.
Humans, we explained, sacrifice themselves all the time.
We trotted out every news clip from the space-wide Nets from the last twelve years. Some freighter cook that fell on a grenade during a pirate raid on Outreach. A ship engineer who locked himself into the reactor room and kept containment until the crew evacuated. Firefighter who died shielding a child from falling debris with his body, during an earthquake. Stuff like that.
That Dracs were utterly stunned. Their diplomats wandered out of the conference room in a daze. Weâd just told them that the rarest, most selfless and honorable of acts - acts that incurred generations-long blood-debts and moved entire fleets - was so routine for our species that they were bumped off the news by the latest celebrity scandal.
Everything changed for humanity after that. And it was all thanks to a single tug pilot who taught the galaxy what truly defines Man.
This makes me cry
It had been so many cycles since the Drac incident, and even more since the Drake McDougal event, and the the galaxy had sort of come to the conclusion that humans were, well, human about things, and that they regarded their lives in completely incomprehensible ways.
Yet for all of the witnessed sacrifices, few warriors had ever been taught to recognise the most terrifying of human deeds. In a forgettable corner of the galaxy, in an unremarked planet with a previously less than recorded history, a party of six human security escorts bringing their rescued survivors to a hive ship became a party of five,Â
A lone human, holding one of their handheld âmeleeâ weapons wordlessly tilted their head to their commander, and stopped, standing in plain sight in the middle of a field.Â
Waiting.
When asked, the lower ranked humans simply said âShe knows whatâs sheâs doingâ.  The human captainâs inexplicable statement âSheâs buying us some timeâ made it as if their companion had stepped into some form of marketplace.Â
Katherine of Rescue Groupâs fate was never confirmed, but no pursuit came that night. On the next dawn, when the hive ship was able to leave, the humans insisted we departed immediately, and did not go back for their companion.
We do not know for sure what became of Katherine of Rescue Group. All we know is that when pressed, the human captain explained to our own that the one who stayed had communicated an ancient human tradition, the rite of self sacrifice.  In words, the captain explained, the look and the nod would mean âGo on. Iâll hold them off.  It was not, as we thought, that this one warrior had sought victory over many enemies, but that they had calculated a trade off of the minutes or hours it could take to defeat a human, against the time needed by their companions.
Humans, as humans say, do not go gentle into that good night. Â
Worse, they do not go gentle into bad nights, worse days, or terrifying sunsets. Dawn seems to fill them with potency and rage, as if to call upon the solar gods and tell the deities to come down here and say that to their human faces. We do not know how long she bought us, but we, the hive now called Kâthrn, understand what it means to have someone expend their existence for the survival of others.
We find it terrifying.
I love this one. Reblogging for something new.Â
Humans had been part of the intergalactic alliance now for longer than most could remember. New member systems were typically bemused by the Dracs semi-reverence of these fragile, hairless beings, and the Hivesâ blend of respect and fear.Â
Until the moment when their ambassadors were shown The Film.Â
Thatâs all it was called, because the contents werenât comprehensible.
Over time, the Vandals had reorganized and rebuilt; theyâd formed alliances, created new weapons technologies, and were completely ready to take on the Drac galactic navy.
They were utterly unprepared for the humans.Â
The command ship of the Vandal fleet was unassailable. Ion weapons were turned aside, the most powerful laser arrays were useless. Physical projectiles did work, but the mass of even a missile next to the ship was insignificant.
When the human destroyer Athena began to accelerate towards it, all shields to front, full power to thrusters, the Dracs made contact immediately, demanding to know what they intended to do.
The comm channel came back with a medley of humans singing, chanting, praying, and the captain simply said, âEnding this damn war.â
And disconnected.
The Drac central command watched the remote readouts of the human ship as it soared past the Vandal fighter vanguard. The Athena wasnât firing, and the Vandal command didnât have a protocol to deal with this, so they directed no resources towards the destroyer.
The reactor on board the destroyer began to systematically overload. Command patched through directly to the engineering room, and were met with the chief engineer saying with a smile, âNo time to explain, Iâve got to say my last words to my creator.â
And he disconnected.
The Athena was traveling at an unsafe speed when it collided with the Vandal command ship, tearing through the armor.
When the Athenaâs reactors then went critical and destroyed the entire Vandal command, the human admiral aboard the Drac command vessel bowed his head and said, âMay their memories be a blessing,â and proceeded to help plan the final assault on the remaining, disorganized Vandal fleet. The remaining human ships were heard chanting âFor the Athena!â as they went into battle with little regard for their own safety, and less for the Vandals.
Ambassadors were always pale by the end of The Film, but none of them questioned humanityâs place in the alliance again.
The band, the music, the dance.
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Ok, I NEED you to understand just how insane even ATTEMPTING this was for them.
1. Playing an instrument is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Donât think Iâm stepping on any toes saying that.
2. Dancing is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Still not controversial.
3. YOU AVOID, AT ALL COSTS, MOVING YOUR BODY WHILE PLAYING A WIND INSTRUMENT. To make the correct, pleasant sounds, you need to be in the correct form. And that form involves your ENTIRE body, even your legs when sitting down.
4. âoh, but Iâve seen marching bands before and-â MARCHING BANDS HAVE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC FIELDS DEDICATED TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO MARCH WITH MINIMUM BREAKING OF PROPER FORM. A marching band tries to be as smooth as possible while moving, so as not to jar their instrument, mouth, neck, arms, torso, or anything else.These ladies and gentlemen are BOUNCING and still playing properly, what the FU-!
5. AND ANOTHER THING! Wind instruments and dancing BOTH make demands on your breathing, so the fact that they are dancing (making you breath faster for extra oxygen) AND playing wind instruments (making you effectively hold your breath) AT THE SAME TIME is HUGE. Their lungs must be MASSIVE.
All of that also; the song is Sing, sing, sing (with a swing). If you wanna listen to some of THE SPICIEST big band ever recorded. Its a big hard song and this band does it expertly.
WeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeee!
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Weeeeeee!
@whumperless-whump-event Day Eleven: Bodily Betrayal: Stomach sick. Thunderbirds, Jeff & John Tracy. 100 words. Warnings for Vomiting.
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His stomach was cast-iron.
54 years eating his Maâs cooking meant that nothing turned Jeffâs stomach.
Not USAF rations. Not NASAâs dried food. Not even eight years of Oort Cloud livingâŠ
Today his body betrayed him.
Ooohhhh nooooooo
you guys are so right, I should have added the best part
This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.
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âThe Perfect Heist Hackâ
Fun Fact: I modified a pair of pants for this sketch so I could hold 30 feet of rope and a full-sized grappling hook in the pant leg. Useful!
featuring Jordan Hare
#this is what weâre losing by not putting disabled characters in action/fantasy/sf stories#hitherto unavailable shenanigans!
i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable
himmelblauerhimmel
ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich ertrÀglich finden
Notes:
In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").
I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op
I assumed that's what op intended
little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them
the buddha taught this
Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.
Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.
That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.
Genuinely, thank you so much for this.
Another one! 29. Too Hot (Hot Damn): Wildfire / Heatstroke / "This isn't how I thought tonight would go." With Scott, please!
They had only been needed for a few hours. The local firemen had only requested for them to merely provide aid as a search and rescue operation withing the confines of the wildfire. Today wasnât as dangerous of a day as it could have been; part of that was somewhat thanks to Tracy Industryâs mass production of highly advanced fire fighting equipment.
Gordon and Virgil had been wrapping things up, their final task of the day having been to move the last of the pods back into the module and dismantle them as normal. They were ecstatic to go home; when John suddenly called them in request to check on their other brother, who had decided to go radio silent.
Virgil responded immediately with a casual grin, under the total assumption that Scott had only left them for some privacy, just to brood to himself about the many ways that this mission could have turned south, despite it being a clean sweep of a day.
Imagine the engineerâs surprise when he ambled out to the side of Thunderbird Two, only to find his big brother crumpled, face down in grass and ash.
The medic acted swiftly, rushing to Scottâs aid already realising had happened. He turns his brother over to lie on his back, delicate fingers reach for the sipper at his collar and tanks it down while also shouting instructions on the comms at the same time.
With whatever water he had left in the sprayer of his fire-based exo-suit, he drenches Scott in it. Hoping for the evaporation of the water to force his skin into cooling down. He doesnât stop with the water until the sprayer finally runs out.
Only then, does Gordon arrive, jogging over ashy terrain, in time with a stretcher. âWhat happened?!â He asks while using his watch to remote control the hovering stretcher into descending to a lower altitude.
âHeatstroke!â Explains Virgil in fee syllables as he ushers the unconscious brother onto the stretcher with little hesitation.
âI didnât see any signs!â
Virgil nods. âWildfire, sometimes, that happens.â
Scott shouldâve had better protection. Virgilâs the only International Rescue operative with an advance suit that is specifically designed for extreme exposure to heat. At least Gordon was safe inside Thunderbird Two for the most part, as for Scott, he had been out there at Virgilâs aide more times than he should have been. Under his breath, Virgil curses himself.
They hurry the stretcher over the ramp and into the cargo bay, wasting no time in attaching the module back to the hull of the Thunderbird, before darting down into the medbay.
âWe can treat him here, but he needs to get home, fast.â Virgil dashes around the room like a blue and green blur whizzing past in determination of saving their eldest brotherâs life. Grabbing medical supplies and tossing them to Gordon.
The aquanaut providing help in the form of extra hands; removing the rest of Scottâs suit and tenderly applying the cooling packs over the hot skin. âThis isnât how I thought tonight would go,â he jests while watching Virgil set up a bag of fluids with a plastic tube on the side of the sleeping brotherâs bed.
Accepting the attempt of enlightening the mood, Virgil, dully, lets himself huff. before moving aside to a wall that he can lean against. His entire body sags from relief over finally doing everything in his power. âIâm just glad we noticed at allâŠâ He sighs.
Gordon smiles at him reassuringly. âHeâll be fine.â He says, raising a free hand, bringing it up to the unconscious Scottâs face until he reaches his scalp. âYou said it yourself, this was an accident.â His fingers find themselves fidgeting with the front of his hairs. Carefully preening dried crusts of hair gel off with love.
âYeahâŠâ Virgil pushes himself up. He looks at the peacefully oblivious brother, and smirks. âYeah, he will.â
Never mind the upcoming days worth of forced rest that is going to be brought upon the commander before heâll be allowed back on active duty again. The Tracys were in for a week.
Heatstroke is nasty! Well done!
just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesnât turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
oh hey!! Iâm not a janky radfem I can do it myself!
makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a âlazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. youâre supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and thatâs uuuuuuh whatâs the word? bullshit.
0 products also works great
because Iâm gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but itâs really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all
I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but thatâs up to you
Iâm sorry if I didnât express this clearly enough in the original post but Iâm not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how itâs Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter
no face should be ârequiredâ to have âa minimumâ of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.
makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.
this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that
the notes: so likeâŠâŠ. what youre saying isâŠâŠ. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead⊠i gotcha
#nobody survived this post
Official graveyard post
stop telling people Iâm dead
The sparks of international rescue
Close ups undercut