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this is honestly such a good idea
this will revive japans birth rate
i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
Transcript:
Employee 1: Hey boss, can I ask you a question real quick?
Boss: I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to take the orders and deliver the pizza.
E1: That's the thing. I got this weird order just now from these four guys with long Italian names. They want a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and I quote, "the weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine," but the address they gave me was a manhole cover.
Boss: Just a random manhole cover?
E1: Nah, nah, a specific one.
Boss: Oh, okay. What's the problem then?
E1: Just that a few minutes later I got another order from guys with I'm pretty sure the same long Italian names, but shortened, and they also wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and…
Boss: "The weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine"?
E1: Exactly! But the address this time was the building next to the manhole cover.
Boss: That is quite a coincidence.
E1: Is it? 'Cause on both calls there was a lot of chit-chat in the background and I think that one of the guys was worried that we wouldn't deliver to a manhole cover.
Boss: Ridiculous! We're a pizza shop in New York City, of course we deliver to manhole covers.
E1: Do you think I should bring both orders, or bank on it being the same one?
Employee 2: Hey are you guys talking about the manhole boys on 35th?
E1: That's the one!
E2: Okay, what you're gonna wanna do is bring both orders to that general area and some guys in trench coats will take it off your hands.
Boss: Please don't give our pizzas to random people in trench coats!
E2: Nah, it's them. Trust me, I know these guys.
E1: You do? What's their deal?
E2: It's complicated.
E1: Sum it up in four words.
(the answer being "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles")
Every now and then I randomly remember this video and start hyperventilating with laughter
you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools
to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.
Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs
I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools
your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths
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All money is fake so we decided to make some that at least looks good. Official Welcome to Night Vale Merchandise!
at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril
We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.
I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.
ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois
He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.
I love this but also am DEEPLY baffled as to why this Pye fellow found a skeleton in a cave in Britain and decided to take it with him to Jamaica. What do you need a skeleton for? Why do you need to import it? They've got bones in Jamaica already. Was it just that he was Bonded to this particular skeleton and decided that he wanted its company in the Caribbean?
For additional context, archeological giant hoaxes were extremely common in the 19th century, they were lucrative display pieces due to a number of pseudoscientific and religious reasons. Though I could not find evidence of them existing in the 18th century, Egyptian mummies were already being exhibited in Europe. There have been some prehistoric archeological remains located in Britain and Ireland that would have been unusually tall to the 18th century audience though totally within normal limits of human height with the Old Croghan Man having an estimated height of 6'6".
My best guess, if the story has a kernel of truth, is that Mr. Pye unearthed the archeological remains of a very tall individual OR grave robbed a contemporary burial of an unusually tall person and intended to pass the skeleton off as the giant remains of King Arthur, basing his story on the folklore surrounding the cave. It would be harder to verify his claims about the origin of the skeleton outside of Britain so he headed for the New World to start scamming.
In short? I assume he was on some P. T. Barnum bullshit and/or about to attempt an archeological hoax and intended to charge people to see the bones.
Horror Express (1972)
Why did no one tell me Jonny Cash was this good?
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #713
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
Series: Jem and the Holograms (1985-1988)
Composers: Ford Kinder and Anne Bryant
Horror is so important to me because it embodies the lived female experience but also I sometimes just want to watch Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee try to kill each other.
Horror is so important to me because it embodies the lived female experience but also I sometimes just want to watch Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee try to kill each other.
Me and mom learned new English word.
Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol.
This is what I drew after this situation 👇
For disability pride, think I want to focus on this one thing that been bothering me
Been very frustrated lately by lack of phone call accessibility as someone who lacks speech but needs a lot of resources to stay healthy.
With rise of AI, it's only getting worse and worse.
More places changing their systems to incorporate AI answering machines.
Thing is...
Whenever I hear most people ranting about this change, it's usually about how annoying it is from an abled-person perspective or environmental or ethical impact.
Which are important valid reasons to be upset. I share those sentiments too.
But feel like disability is once again forgotten about within important discussion about change.
AI creates terrible language accessibility issues.
In fact, that's why it so annoying to deal with it.
In the past, if a place didn't have a call center or desk person to answer calls, they use extentions.
That meant you had to press a few numbers to get the right person.
Now with AI, you're expected to have a full conversation with a robot.
Tell them why you're calling, who you need to speak to, verify your info so the humans don't have to later, etc.
These bots can be bad at understanding what able-people are saying, so imagine how they handle these disabled callers:
People who use AAC (speech aids/devices)
People who slur, stutter, have "strange" voice or pronunciation
People with rapid or disorganized speech
People who use poor grammar & who don't speak full words or sentences
People who mix up similar common words
People with "deaf accent"
(i don't know if there is a different preferred term for this. Im sorry if I sound offensive. Please Lmk)
People with non-communicative speech such as vocal tics, echolalia, or babbling
Anyone who uses speech or language in a way that needs a human mind to interpret
Anyone whose voice sounds notably different
Ability to understand what AI is saying can be harder too:
d/Deaf people and other hearing differences
Auditory processing disorder
Receptive language disorder
Developmental disability, especially intellectual and learning disabilities
(AI can't help people who need things explained a certain way. AI unreliable and fails to adapt a lot.)
Anyone who frequently can't make out sounds and/or speech
Anyone who frequently has trouble with meanings in conversation
The problems I often face with AI answering machines (and that I'm sure many other disabled people have faced as well):
AI slightly mishearing me/my device
AI mishearing so badly that it basically makes up a fake conversation
AI not hearing me/my device at all
AI registering tics and stims as answers
AI "explaining" an instruction by repeating the same instruction again word-for-word
AI directing me to the wrong person without trying to confirm what I said
AI sometimes just... hanging up on me right after I speak my first answer...
These are the machines being put in front of
hospitals
doctors offices
mental health centers
pharmacies
transportation and in-home care
health insurance member services
medical supply companies
government resource agencies
non-profit organizations
advocacy groups
justice centers & other legal resources
customer service lines
many other places disabled people often need to access from home
It's another example of some of the most vulnerable being pushed away from the things we need, and we're also being forgotten in these discussions about things that can affect us a lot
Next time someone is ranting about AI job interviewers, please also remember:
the AI pharmacy assistants that make it impossible for someone with a speech disorder to sort out their meds
the AI scheduler that won't allow a D/deaf person to access the right extension of the clinic to set up an appointment
the AI agent that confuses an intellectually disabled person into anger and tears
the AI answerer that hangs up on a mentally ill person seeking help in crisis because they aren't speaking coherently enough
Human beings need to be at the forefront of human resources and issues for disabled people especially. Please remember us. Please fight.
Happy disability pride ♡
Commander Cody’s first sunrise in a very long time.
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