you wish you had a man like me it's such a bummer

AJ | any pronouns | 18 ☆ read pinned post for more ☆

[ajsbau]

Welcome to my blog :) ☆ AJ ☆ they/he ☆ butch ☆ genderfluid ☆ canada ☆ headcanons, fics, and chaos ☆ my asks and DMs are always open :3 ☆ hatred of any kind will not be tolerated!! ☆ empty blogs and weirdos will be blocked ☆ i'm always open to requests!

criminal minds ☆ yellowjackets ☆ the pitt ☆ wentworth ☆ hannibal ☆ once upon a time ☆ shrinking ☆ brooklyn 99

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[ajsbau]

After all these years, I still don't know if I ship morcia or not 🙂‍↔️

[ajsbau]

I have inappropriate thoughts. 🧍

[pagetsfishpurse]

Is ajily still alive 🥲

No

[bucketofli]

[lovelyspooks]

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

[ajsbau]

Butch jj and her femme (penelope) 😮‍💨

[missmitchieg]

you are giving me fic ideas

[ajsbau]

DO IT

[ajsbau]

Butch jj and her femme (penelope) 😮‍💨

[dykeforhire]

Prentiss doodle of the day.

[ajsbau]

Sun's out, guns out 😝

[pagetsfishpurse]

I'm so proud of you for terrorising everyone with the lesbian brick 🥹

As a token of my appreciation, I regift you the original lesbian brick.

It comes in one size. Massive.

The lesbian brick can be used in multiple different ways and is much more versatile than 'Eminem chucking lesbianism at you'

It can be used as the rock in rock paper scissors, to threaten straight people during pride month, and more!

The original lesbian brick™️ is currently on sale for the low, low price of $0.00. However, other methods of payment such as spamming your friends with it, or making edits of middle aged women are also accepted

The lesbian brick.

A brick for you is a brick for all.

(Pls laugh at this, I was tired and thought this was funny, and I accidentally deleted it and had try to remember what i said + re-write it 🥲)

Thank yoy thank you i qas just trying to do by right by the power invested in me 🙂‍↕️

Hell yeah my favourite use is to have eminem throw it at people who have wrong opinions and also when i feel like it.

OR yk hear me out throwing it AT edits of middle aged women 🤷‍♀️

[ajsbau]

When that one person is online again after you've spammed them so now you have a bunch of notifications on several different social media platforms

[ajsbau]

Wifebeater ❌️ wife pleaser✅️

[ajsbau]

https://www.tumblr.com/ajsbau/822399787972329472/thank-you-for-the-tag?source=share

AJILY MENTION!!!

Yess ofc

I always have to tag my wife 🙂‍↕️

[lizzylovesolderwomen]

Thank you so muchhhh!!!!

last song: mine by bazzi  

• currently watching: the crown for the hundredth time lol

• current obsession: my wife & graphic design

• currently reading: want to know a secret? By Freida McFadden 

• currently working on: Another book 

• last google search: it was a thrift store lollll

• favourite flower: Roses & Oriental lilies

No pressure Tags: @happylizzylove @kenna-prentiss @suffernotthefools @cutefrecklyteacher

[kenna-prentiss]

thanks for the tag!!

- last song: humble and kind by tim mcgraw (i was playing it on my guitar lol)

- currently watching: huff (2004) and criminal minds

- current obsession: room decor (and the girl i’m talking to)

- currently reading: michael vey (2nd time so i can read the 3 newest books he decided to write however many years later)

- currently working on: re-writing all the quotes i have written on note cards taped to my wall

- last google search: the plural form of “whimsy”. it’s “whimsies”

- favorite flower: daisies and dahlias

no pressure tags: @kittenmckay @finnjareau-prentiss @ajsbau @pagetsfishpurse

[ajsbau]

Thank you for the tag!! <3

- Last song: world burn (from mean girls: the musical)

- currently watching: hannibal and north of north (I haven't watched either of them in a while though ngl)

- current obsession: getting fit ngl

- currently reading: I haven't read a physical book in a while but the last one I read was girl in pieces

- currently working on: fics and headcanons/blurbs (I keep procrastinating </3 but at least I work at them a little bit every day)

- Last google search: I googled a word to see if I was spelling it right, and I was

- favourite flower(s): red roses, lavender, and maybe pitcher plant flowers (idk, I like a lot of flowers)

No pressure tags: @pagetsfishpurse @finnjareau-prentiss @vastya36 @royalbookerly @cha0s4cringe

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[ajsbau]

Guys, how do we feel about butch jj with chest tape and a packer 🤭