[secondlina]

My bam's been boozzled!!

[secondlina]

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[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[theblackparadeisdead]

That post I made over new years had people at my THROAT for saying I only buy real leather. Sorry I really do think that wearing textured plastic that will fall apart in under 5 years and go on to irreparably poison the environment is the worse option here.

[bovineblogger]

BIG SILLY?

[thy-valhallen]

this is actually the coolest thing i've heard in a minute. there's something really reassuring about it, honestly. that there's a place in nature, carved out by these creatures, and that even with hundreds of years of separation, they slot back into these spots where they're meant to be

[headspace-hotel]

BISON WALLOWING!!

It creates a whole other type of habitat within the habitat!!!

Lots of plants need bison to wallow in order to create a place where they can grow and prosper!

Bison are a keystone species, they build and engineer the ecosystem, maintain it and give it life!

Bring back the bison!

[fibro-memes]

[samairuart]

Sleeping Beauty 💫

[blizzardofjj]

12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[poemsingreenink]

[chilledfoodtin]

The indivdiual portraits from the image I posted earlier for a closer up look.  Happy Birthday, FFXV!

[skunkes]

On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...

[chaos-and-freedom]

everyone is out here with these fantastic theories and metaphors in glass onion

but i just can't stop laughing at miles bron's face when blanc says that he got the box with its stupid "children's puzzles" that took him less than a minute to solve like. that motherfucker was so offended and i loved every second of it

[thebuggyprophet]

#especially after we find out that he never actually saw any of these puzzles because helen gave him the smashed box remains#he just said that to be a bitch i love him

[snorlaxatives]

muffin tins gotta be one of the top five worst dishes to wash by hand. right up there with them fuckass blender blades. all those nooks and crannies like… don’t piss me off

[snorlaxatives]

the people have spoken. also included in that list are whisks, cheese graters, champagne glasses, and apple corers. fuck these kitchen utensils!!! 

[aliteralgrizzlybear]

Former housekeeper here:

A lot of people in the notes giving the very good advice of getting yourself a bottle brush to deal with several of these pain-in-the-ass dishes, and also to promptly run soapy water through your blender or food processor after use. I will also note: if you don’t manage to clean all these things promptly – leave your dishes with the annoying nooks and crannies to soak in hot, soapy water. After a couple of hours, take em out, rinse em, change out the soapy water, put em back. Changing the water for stuck-on gunk is the magic step no old person ever told me about how to make that process work, but two changes of hot, soapy water over the course of 4-24 hours completely unglues most things from, for example, whisks and graters.

Muffin tins with the awful little metal grooved bits inside the muffin cups? Apple corers? Buy a toothbrush with firm bristles and make it part of your sink’s dishwashing tools. Use it on these things. For the blades on the two-handed version of apple corers, a toothbrush keeps your fingers out of the blades; for the tube style apple corers, it lets you reach the sticky bullshit a sponge or cloth can’t normally get to.

Also, if you have surface rust on your (not cast-iron, and not teflon-coated) metal stuff and you want it gone before it turns into proper rust damage? Toothpaste and a scouring pad. Add baking soda if you feel like it. No water at first, just scrub a pea-sized amount of that minty bullshit in there for a bit, wipe it off with a cloth or paper towel, repeat.

[readingwritingraptures]

Also, blender blades? Shortly after you’ve finished with the blender, quickly rinse it out (don’t worry about doing a good job). Then fill it up about halfway with water and add a squirt or two of soap. Now, put it back on the stand, put the lid on, and TURN IT ON FOR A FEW SECONDS. That brief spin in soapy water is going to do more for your blender blades than any time spent soaking or scrubbing.

In most cases, you can then just rinse it out with hot water and you’re done. If there’s any scrubbing left to do, it’s usually minor. This trick has made me willing to make smoothies again.

[charlesoberonn]

This site really is getting older.

[drunktuesdays]

everyone is fucking but no one is horny

one of my twitter friends recently said that if she could order up a fic it would be a story written by someone who has only ever read the classics, 1.5 star trek novelizations, and their mother’s romance novels from 1970, written about two people are so out of their minds horny for each other it causes them to make the absolute worst choices anyone’s ever made.

and i almost lost my mind laughing because i do know exactly what she means. there is a weird vibe i can sometimes sense within the first few paragraphs a fic that really bums me out. it’s almost like i can tell the author is thinking way too much about what i’m thinking about their id and it’s suddenly like we’re all suddenly wondering how riding a bicycle works when we’re mid-ride. when you start worrying too much audience interpretation or how a fic is going to do or play or ugh marketability, it genuinely adds some weird self-conscious distance to whatever you’re doing. and it’s the pits from the reader side because it removes so much horniness from your story even if the idea you have is genuinely good! i know this is not a niche complaint–you find it literally everywhere as every sector of the creative internet gets #content-ed and people can’t escape the stats of how any given creative outlet does.

but god there’s literally nothing better than sitting down and reading some freaknasty person’s art where they do not give a single shit if you like it. they had something to say and my god they were gonna say it. i’ve accidentally acquired so many kinks by clicking on a story where someone took me on the most insane ride of my life and i thrilled about it. i don’t wanna read about polite normal regular love. i don’t wanna read about people using therapy-speak on each other. i wanna read about two people feeling the biggest craziest feelings of their entire life and they cannot do anything about it except bang it out. what else are we doing here? if they’re not fucking down an entire house, well jed i don’t even wanna read it.

[drunktuesdays]

three thousand notes into this, i would like to reflect on a few things happening in this post.

To the people who made the point that this post does not only apply to sex in fic but in fact applies to emotionally horny stories as well–correct. if you are writing any story and you find yourself wanting to apologize for the story’s existence–stop!

there’s A LOT of people that are harboring a lot of story ideas that thrill them, and they’re too ashamed to post it on main. so post it anonymously! post it on a second unconnected account! showing your vulnerable underbelly is a skill, and one that you don’t develop overnight. you have to do it again and again, and if the way you start is by making a secondary pervert identity? good for you! do it! be free!

i started getting some real negative feedback around the 2000 marker, most of which centered on people not being “thrilled” with the west wing reference at the end of the post. sorry i made you think about mrs landingham being horny. always listening and learning.

to the person actually named jed and who freaked out when this post got reblogged onto his dash because he thought i was calling him out specifically–i’m sorry buddy. that was uncool. i would have freaked out too. my bad, i’m sure you’re doing your horny best.

[adelelorienne]

Combined sketchpages of my newer and older Prompto sketches, his camera and some best birbs!

At a print request for this sunshine boy, I spent a couple grateful days cleaning up and piecing together my old sketches of him and chocobos for my shop. FFXV still inspiring me erryday! <3

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[66lulu]

 30/06 ( /இωஇ\ ) happy birthday to our favourite dolphiiiinbby!! 

[lavenderfables]

Too many shows trying to be Game Of Thrones, not enough shows trying to be Galavant.