your local humble mess

She/her. I write and do beta/proof reading. Sometimes I make fanvids and memes. Blog runs on queue'd posts and coping mechanisms • Header made by the amazing @dandelionmeadow ❤️

[sharkinlovewithadolphin]

My Stuff (links)

- Fanvids [Tag, YouTube channel] - Fanfiction [Tag, AO3 account] - Fic Playlists [YouTube, Spotify] - RinHaru Masterpost Tags My posts | My screencaps | My memes | About Me | Asks | Shark rambles | My Writing | Shark Writes

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[niraves]

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[greenvelvetchaise]

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with

[champaggin]

she's literally a queen, don't @ me

[shanerozanov]

may he never ever figure anything out forever 🙂

[kingdeath000]

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

[sixthrock]

I LOVE hearing that other languages have so many beautifully unique ways to construct dick jokes

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[dimorisik]

“you’re like a big cat, les”

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[waterloggeddaughter]

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

[stuckinapril]

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

[vibrantstarfire]

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

[marsdemo]

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose