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as per my last straw,
take and take and take (click for quality!)
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i love Ignis i want to draw him and only him all day long for the rest of my life
this time he has freckles
It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.
(via bsky)
(The classic XKCD comic)
Skate for the Alliance!
Hear me out, hear me out. We have not successfully sacrificed the goat in quite awhile, and things continue to get more and more terrible.
Burning it is not enough now.
We must kidnap gävlebocken and drop it in the volcano in Iceland.
I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had
unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience
The Lovers
For my dudebro who missed the stream. Not quite what you asked for but I hope you like it anyway Paul :>
Done with ref
Man, what even is romance? Done for my most excellent broseph, Crim. The spirit of my original request lives on!
Thick dust from nearby construction work mixed with Rude’s sweat as he strode through Edge’s centre plaza. The crowd stirred, nervous mumbles eddying about him; a generation’s superstitions wouldn’t be turned with a simple show of philanthropy - the company remained taboo. The Turk stopped to let a truck by; its Public Safety livery painted over with a children’s mural. He brushed dust impatiently from his lapel pin, desperate to get inside the dry cool of 7th Heaven.
The bell in the door jingled happily, assisted by the rush of hot air invading the cool interior of the bar. Rude allowed himself to let out a quiet sigh, sweat pouring through his shirt. A stern voice called unnaturally,
“Hello! Welcome to seven—”
Its tone softened,
“Oh, hey you.”
Tifa leaned against the doorway to the storeroom, her expression impassive. Rude pulled off his sunglasses, taking a cloth from his pocket to clean them off. His eyes wrinkled with a smile, pushing dust into the corner of his eyes. Tifa’s working uniform clung tightly to her; her white tank top was covered in grease stains from the kegs and her skirt rode low, weighed down by her toolbelt and barely held up by her suspenders. She flicked one of her bangs off of her face, slicked down by sweat,
“Not the you I was waiting for,” she said with a smile, “but you’ll do.”
Rude pretended to keep cleaning his glasses,
“Anything I can do to help?”
Tifa barely stifled a giggle,
“You help now? What strange times we live in”
Rude shrugged and moved to lean against the bar,
“It’s a new world order. Hopefully I’ll stick around to see what happens.”
Tifa walked over, her purposeful stride bumping her up against Rude and pushing him onto his heels. She scrunched the front of his jacket with her hands, getting rid of the last of the grease before letting her fingertips brush against Rude’s palms. She spoke firmly,
“What happens next is you’ll help me in the kitchen,” their foreheads bumped softly together, “but first we need a shower.”
squeeeeeeeeeeee!
I love this pairing truly it is one of my favourites and it’s so rare cries
can't stop listening to this
I was in an Ignis mood so I drew this sketch and scribbled all over it... I could make improvements but I'm moving on to something else...
in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t.
Honestly this is such an important lesson to learn. If someone threatens, belittles, or verbally assaults you, you will likely feel bad, no matter how you respond. Please don’t beat yourself up for feeling emotions that are perfectly healthy and justified.
Enjoy some snugglebugs ♥
tfw you wake up cold but your boyfriend is always there to warm you up ♥
@flopity-flips hiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!!!