Akane

I don't have life

[akane-kashimiro]

Me: Anxious because I am not doing my homework.

Also me: Not doing my homework because I am anxious.

[akane-kashimiro]

Mammon about everyone: I don't have enough braincells to understand what this person wants from me.

[akane-kashimiro]

Obey me! characters as things I said:

Lucifer: During my time as a mom-friend, I learned many things. For example, don't let your friend drink shampoo if you don't want him to end up in the hospital.

Mammon: If I got a dollar for every stupid thing I did I would become new Bill Gates.

Leviathan: *looking at wall after his favorite character's death* Is it fun to play with my emotions? Is it fun?!

Satan: If you breathe in my direction today, I'll shove this book down your throat.

Asmodeus: I need to put on my Gucci glasses to understand this bullshit.

Beelzebub: I am so hungry that I would cut off my arm for a slice of bread.

Belphegor: I don't understand why people think that after sixteen hours of sleep I won't have urge to murder them. Problem is your personality not my sleep deprivation.

Simeon: *hitting Diavolo with cross* Feel the power of God!

Solomon: *pointing pencil at Asmo* Be gone thot!

MC: *watching demon brothers trying to kill each other* I am going to call the priest.

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[circuits-unending]

rjjrrjrjfjrkekekdjtjjwjejrirjfksjwk the last one sENT ME

[akane-kashimiro]

MC, about Satan: He is beauty, he is grace.

Lucifer: *walks in the room*

MC: He will punch you in a face.

[akane-kashimiro]

Mammon: You almost died!

MC: Oh, I am sorry. Next time when death knocks on my door I will say, "Can't go. Mammon said no."

[akane-kashimiro]

Komaeda: I don't think I can do this, Hajime-kun.

Hajime: Of course you can. You're trashcan not trashcan't.

[akane-kashimiro]

Dazai: Do you trust me?

Chuuya: No.

Dazai: I will take that as a yes.

[akane-kashimiro]

Dazai: Live fast, die young and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.

Atsushi: You should say something else.

[akane-kashimiro]

Shinya: *getting dragged away by demons*

Guren, unaffected: It's just the wind, get up, Shinya.

[akane-kashimiro]

Dazai: Oh come on, give me one reason we shouldn't do it.

Kunikida: Other than it being super fucking illegal?

[akane-kashimiro]

Kaminari: On a scale of one to ten, how angry do you think Bakugo is going to be?

Kirishima: I don't think such a short scale can adequately express that kind of thing, to be honest.