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LAST NIGHT I DREAMED...

My ex-wife and I had purchased a vacation package to Disney World before the separation, and rather than try to get back a partial refund, we just took the vacation together. For the most part, it wasn't weird. We only really saw each other while at the hotel, which was a fucking awesome place. For some reason, my little sister was also there, but she's not really relevant to the story, aside from taking too long in the shower.

On the second to last night, my ex decided that she wanted to revisit sex, just to see if it was weird. Except her vagina flapped open life a bunch of flattened tentacles with like nubs on them. Then she got all weird about me getting all weird about the tentacle vagina, so she told me to leave. Worst dream vacation ever.

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Part 7: #10-1 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

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Part 6: #20-11 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

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Part 5: #30-21 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

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Part 4: #40-31 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

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Part 3: #50-41 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

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Part 2: #60-51 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

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Part 1: #74-61 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

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“It’s never too late to change the direction that your life is going in.”

— Wayne Dyer

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Merry Christmas, everyone! When you need 17 minutes and 31 seconds away from your family, you should check out this latest Rakxm Reviews video, featuring some alternate versions of DC's favorite superheroes! All of the characters featured in this video are owned by DC Comics.

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Join me for a night of joyness and wrestling madness as I take you on a journey to Whoville and beyond.

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Had a weird dream last night. One of those dreams you wish you could revisit.

I was invited to a wedding, for some stranger I'd never met. I arrive at the wedding and find out the bride is a femboy version of Riku from Kingdom Hearts. But he has black hair, because he apparently fused with Xion. Because why tf not? Also, there was another femboy Riku attending the wedding with like pinkish tips on his white hair. And they both looked like one of my ex girlfriends from high school.

Anyway, at this wedding, femboy Riku/Xion is crying because her mother wouldn't be at the wedding. I told her that I'd fix the issue. So me and Other Riku went to Riku/Xion's mother's Chinese style house, complete with a koi pond and everything. When we arrived, Mama Riku was busy sweeping off her stained glass floor of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

I tell her that Riku/Xion wanted her at the wedding and that I was there to accompany her to the event. Mama Riku wasn't about it. Other Riku stood beside me, sheepishly twirling her hair. Fuck that's cute. Anyway, after some convincing (beats me how that worked), Mama Riku came along with us to the wedding.

Unfortunately, Riku/Xion's groom never showed up. But, the Rikus were so grateful for getting Mama Riku to the wedding that we ended up having a threesome in the honeymoon suite. Then my goddamn alarm went off. No idea how it ended.

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Guys, have you seen this new Venom trailer?! It's had me fucked up all day!