a symphony of agony

my neurons are snapping like cat gut strings

[paper-mario-wiki]

i press my fingers into your cranium, leaving deep impressions like wet clay.

i'm molding you.

you lack the decency or awareness to say thank you.

i continue anyway.

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[hi-speedroids]

It summer time for the zarc and his zarclings aka yuyuyuyu

Yugo, yuto and yuri has been set loss their evryone elles problem now

[fin-al-mix]

a second plane has hit the kingdom hearts

[testosterone-would-save-them]

testosterone would save yuri/joeri from yu-gi-oh! arc v. get that boy out of the plot and onto hrt

Testosterone would save Yuri | Joeri from Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[andmaybegayer]

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

[crazy-pages]

Nile: You would not believe how long term you have to mismanage agriculture on my banks to start experiencing soil depletion. I will always be here for you Egypt.

Huang He: *kicks in the door* FUCK YOUR DYNASTY IT'S FAMINE TIME!!!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I took two semesters of Chinese history in college. The first thing the professor started with was “getting to know the rivers, Yangtze and the Yellow Rivers. You need to know them because they will play very important roles in the history of China. The Yangtze has been crucial to trade, movement, culture and more. The Yellow river, the Yellow River can’t be trusted as you will repeatedly see.”

[theprofessional-amateur]

If you got stuck on a question during a test or whatever you could start with “the Yellow river jumped the banks causing instability and chaos that quickly spread” and would be correct more times than you would be incorrect.

[im-adrienne-deactivated20260216]

I love geographical chats when it completely devolves into dragging a landform.

[kittiesarecuter]

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[mintbreeze]

you can tell i was fucking fuming while making this

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[lemonsweet]

These tags keep making me laugh

[zackpyosr]

[zackpyosr]

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[noknowshame]

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

[grox]

White people be like yeah the amazing digital circus got me into stevie wonder

[dolcomix]

Traumatized Robin

[distortedplatinum]

some interesting stuff i found

i've never seen that yusei png in the green pages, does anyone have it?