honestly lost now

Trans masc, 19, he/they

[ryan-seacreststststs-car]

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[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[femmeidiot]

I love not being cis.

[al3x4nd3505]

It's really weird coming back here and seeing the pieces of my past lying scattered about

[vexywexy]

Amethyst: You literally just want strong women to step on you.

Pearl: Thats a lie.

Amethyst: Really? What's your opinion on Bismuth.

Pearl: She could step on me and I would thank her.

Amethyst:

Pearl: Oh.

[34511975-deactivated20160912]

[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

[mooglemain]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[al3x4nd3505]

Holy fucking shit it's been many years since I've returned to this hellscape. Time to return to digging through fan content

[brentraptor]

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘bird squad assemble’ as a jobe but then i realized them all getting together to acknowledge international and cultural appreciation would be an AMAZING idea for kids and should be then upkept with them occasionally calling each other on the phone or voicechatting online in their respective sesame street iterations

[spectralcreep]

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

I love photos of baby albatrosses because in spirit they look like photos of easygoing toddlers who are just waiting for their parents to hand them a toy or a treat after they finish loading groceries into the car

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

This one here embodies that

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[strawveryjam-deactivated2024051]

Iconic.

[fishmotif]

[rogha]

it’s even better when it’s like..

Oh.

Oh.

[i-preen-for-oikawa]

That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands

[ao3commentoftheday]

Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.

[humanpersonface]

[tallsa]

[nicoleartist]

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

[bantarleton]

Up there with this Wars of the Three Kingdoms battle flag

[transartemyburakh]

the stranger showing up in a new town