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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

vmohlere

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

i-am-a-fish

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

darknesshaspurplehair

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

thuriweaver

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

ren-allen

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

em3rgence-st

Some big spicy joy pls

felixluvsketchup-deactivated202

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

techs-holopad

S o m e B i g S p i c y J o y

randommultifandomperson-deactiv

Can I get it too?

quadradaz

Can’t hurt to try

evolving-dreamer

Spicy joys my beloved

feysandfeels

BSJ for all of you

inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

ghostdog07

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

deathklaue

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.

victoriaringsinyourears

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT

lenshade

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

themixedbagofwhat

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

wodkat

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

acstiel

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

juststrokemyglabella

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

adweeb-deactivated20160228

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

chaariss

i really hope my wish comes true

champagnepug

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

pradest

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

lajoyofmylife

I rly hope u guys arent shittin me

dramatic-mami3042-deactivated20

Please work

thetanzaniteknight

Rb-img at 11:11 for extra good luck!!

alxbngala

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

prescriptionquality

FUCK MAN

hitpass

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

fushark-deactivated20161123

So much cats.

branch-and-root

Money plus cats, what’s not to love?

lyrium-deactivated20230102

i’m turning these money cats into a spell lmao

💸 likes charge, reblogs cast ✨💫

meleedamage

Cough up that fabulous wealth, you screaming barfbags!!

marblesarelost

Money cat, hear my plea. It is the full moon and it is a supermoon so come on, Money cat, come through for me!

jayjayreyz

Taking my chances

fidoruh

My overtime hit this pay check and I got an extra hundred this check

haiku-robot

my overtime hit this pay check and i got an extra hundred this check

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simpsons-latino

say-prettyy-pleasee

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

victorious

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

rorytelling

A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.

kira-sucks-lawlipops

Imagine Dick Greyson as a uni student in that lecture, loosing his goddamn mind.

back-alley-hero

The students come to the conclusion that Bruce Wayne goes on vacation specifically to beat Batman up.

aenramsden

Actually, if I were in that class and not in the know and wanted to find a causative link, I’d have it the other way around. Batman gets hurt, so Bruce Wayne - whose galas and parties regularly get attacked by supervillains that Batman always seems to wind up saving him from - decides to lolnope out of Gotham until the resident superpowered-loony asskicker is back in form.

liz-alfos

Y'all

My job just gave everyone permit letters to break quarantine so we can keep coming to work because we’re Essential.

We sell Furniture

lady-feste-pendragon

Same company that said “if u get sick, we will front u two weeks of PTO! But you have to pay it back by not accruing a single second of pto this Entire Year And if you leave your position before its fully paid back, we’ll pull the remainder out of your final pay check :)”

shaelit

Psst. Here’s how to report workplaces violating shelter-in-place orders. And here’s a reporter you can talk to to anonymously name and shame employers exhibiting bad behavior.