Temari would later say that this was the moment they should have killed her. Â
The fireball directed at them was surprisingly large for a torture-laden prisoner, but too cool to ignite more than a few leaves. They dodged easily, jumping onto a lower branch, and allowed ash to rain down on their heads dramatically. By the bedraggled womanâs posture sheâd put everything she had into it, and now stood hunched forward in an effort to catch her breath. Inwardly, Temari scoffed. If this was the extent of the womanâs prowess, she might have to beg off and send her son in for easy target practice.Â
Still, she had to make this look at least somewhat convincing. With unnecessary flourish, Temari unfolded her tessen and crouched along the tree branch. Konohamaru copied her with his bo staff.Â
âPrisoner of Konoha,â she began imperiously, âyou have been caught in the act of escape. Come quietly and no further harm will befall you.âÂ
The woman below smirked, panting as she tried to regain her breath. âHas that ever actually worked?âÂ
Temari shrugged and tightened her grip on her fan. âNo.âÂ
âShuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!â
The prisoner immediately startled, jumping out of the way of Konohamaruâs barrage. Shit. She had completely forgotten he was there. Landing unsteadily on the other end of the clearing, her grin was quickly wiped away by a pained grimace. Four of the shuriken had imbedded themselves in her body â two in the arm and two in the back. All of them turned out to be fakes and the added burst as they dispersed tore at her muscles.  Â
Konohamaru didnât give her much time to recover. As soon as the cloned weapons were gone, he leapt into the air. Swinging his staff behind her ankles, he knocked her to the ground. She rolled out of the way of his next strike and jumped back, hoping to give herself some breathing room. But in her panic sheâd forgotten about Temari and was completely unprepared when she was suddenly thrown across the dell.Â
âFĆ«ton: Toppa!â The blonde woman announced from above.Â
Prisoner 22769 crashed onto her back and let out a sharp cry. Rocks dug into her wounds, creating small cuts along her already abused body. Her back and arm were slick with blood, making it difficult to grip the staff as Konohamaru barreled down on her. They wrestled for control of the weapon for a few seconds before 22769 shot out with her foot to hit him in the pelvis.Â
Konohamaru flew back, nursing the area with his hand. The prisoner used the added momentum to flip herself backwards onto her feet, staggering a bit as her muscles protested. She forced herself into a defensive position, holding her newly acquired weapon up to her chest, and braced herself against a tree. Â
The Konoha jounin smirked. âGotta say, youâre tougher than you look, kore.â His opponent glared. She pointed the staff at him threateningly. Konohamaru raised his eyebrow. âDo you even know how to use that thing?â She wasnât even holding it properly.Â
But instead of the uncertain or even defiant look heâd expected, the woman flashed him a toothy grin. In an instant, she switched the staff to one hand and ran through a series of seals with the other. âKaton: HĆsenka no Jutsu!â
âHoly shiâ!â A volley of small fireballs shot themselves at Konohamaru. He quickly flipped out of the way and shifted his weight to his side, rolling along the grass to add some distance. The smell of charred wood filtered through the air.Â
He let out a low-pitch whistle. âImpressive.â
âBut you keep forgetting about me.â Temari shunshin-ed behind her, bring her fan down on the womanâs side like a club.Â
She let out another pained cry as it sent her sailing through the air. Her blood-slicked hand made it impossible to keep ahold of the staff and it went flying out of her grasp. Konohamaru grabbed it and pivoted on his heel, rotating the weapon so that the tip smashed into her back. Â
âAggh!â The woman screeched. White spots danced along her vision and she landed not far away in a crumpled heap. She coughed, choking on air as her body attempted to recover.Â
Temari scowled. âIs this really all you can do? Maybe we should just kill you now and save Ino the trouble,â she goaded, inwardly chanting, come on, do something. Ino said you were a defiant little bitch so I know youâve got it in you. She really didnât want to have to arrest her and then pretend incompetence by orchestrating another escape.Â
Konohamaru walked forward, bringing out a pair of handcuffs from his hip pouch. âAlright, letâs go. Back to interrogation, kore.â He bent down to clamp her wrists when the womanâs head shot up.Â
âKaton: HaisekishĆ!â A cloud of black powder erupted from her mouth, filling the air with the faint smell of charcoal. Temari and Konohamaru surged backwards and shot up into the trees.Â
âSmokescreen,â Temari remarked. âSmart.âÂ
âItâs the only good that jutsu will do her.â Konohamaru leaned forward on his own branch, squinting to catch a glimpse of their targetâs silhouette. âShe doesnât have any flint to make the explosion, kore.â
âAnd obviously no more chakra to use another katon jutsu.â With a sigh that sent her shoulders falling, Temari relaxed out of her defensive stance. âWell, at least we managed to push her in the right direction.â With a light wave of her fan, the powder dispersed to reveal an empty clearing.Â
âGood.â Konohamaru popped his neck and stood up. âYa know, for a moment there I was afraid weâd actually have to capture her.â
âIâll say,â Temari snorted. âShe was easier to beat up than you were.âÂ
Konohamaru twitched and fixed her with a glare. âI was nine!â
âI was talking about last week.â
âOi! I almost won that!âÂ
âNo you didnât,â Temari rebuffed with a wave. She ignored his grumbling and pulled out a small communicator. Waiting until it flashed green, she raised it to her lips and said, âIno, itâs Temari. Target is injured and should be heading south.â
âPerfect. Her locator seal puts her close to section 44-R. Rendezvous at the nearest checkpoint and await orders.â
Temari nodded. âRight. And Ino?â
âHm?â
âUp her chakra output. At this rate, weâre accidentally going to kill her.âÂ
Ino sniffed apathetically. âSo long as she does what we want first you can deal with her however you like.â
âOh, trust us,â Konohamaruâs mouth pulled into a savage grin, âweâre looking forward to it.âÂ
Ino laughed over the com. âHave fun, then. Iâll let you know when sheâs ready. Yamanaka out.â
Temari returned the device to her leg pouch and folded up her fan. Placing it on her back, she motioned to her partner. âAlright, you heard her, kid. Letâs go.â
Konohamaru rolled his eyes but leapt after her anyway. âReally? Iâm twenty-five.â
âStill a kid to me.âÂ
âCourse I am.â
A beat of silence passed.
âYou think Naruto-nii-chan will let me feed her to GamagorĆ?â
~*~*~*~*~*~
âAre you really going to increase her chakra capacity?â
Ino twirled the edge of her ponytail in thought, regarding the Hokage with an air of indifference. âIt would be a hassle if they killed her too quickly.âÂ
âHm.â
She quirked her brow, shooting him an oblique look. He hadnât moved since Temari and Konohamaru let the woman go. âIâm surprised youâre not telling me to spare her,â she tested, just managing to catch the way his fingers curled under his cloak. âI mean I know she infiltrated the village and everything, but sheâs still just a pawn as far as we know. Following someone elseâs orders. I half expected you to show her some mercy.â
âSheâs not dead yet,â Naruto remarked, sounding completely apathetic to the possibility.
Oh, Naruto. Ino turned fully, leaning her weight against the console controlling the cameras. âYouâre reacting with anger. Now, donât take this the wrong way, because I completely get it, but maybe you should take a step back.â
âAnd do what?â He very nearly spat.
Ino shrugged. âI donât know. Do some paperwork. Play with Hima. Sit with Boruto.âÂ
âI donât think that will help me calm down.â If anything it would just reaffirm his desire to slaughter someone.Â
âMaybe, maybe not, but it will give you some space, and you desperately need space.â
âIâm fine.â
Ino didnât even need to do anything to convey her disbelief. âAnd Iâm a civilian. If youâre going to lie donât do it to a trained psychiatrist, especially when that psychiatrist is me. All Iâm asking is for you to think. Make sure that what you do doesnât come back to bite you in the ass.â
âYou sound like you want me to spare her,â he stated with an air of incredulity.  Â
Ino scoffed. âOh, please. So long as she tells us what we want, Temari and Konohamaru can eviscerate her for all I care. In fact, I might even join in, but Iâm not saying this for her. Youâre the one Iâm concerned about. I donât want you to do something youâll regret later.â
âYou think Iâd regret it if she died?âÂ
âI think youâd regret it if we killed her and you didnât get a chance to talk to her first.â Nailed it, she thought as Narutoâs glower shrunk into a conflicted grimace. âIâm not saying let any of them stay in the village â gods no! â just donât do anything rash. Okay?â
âThis isnât rash?â
âOh, no. This is definitely rash. Even by your standards. Iâm just saying you can afford to be cautious, okay?â
Narutoâs lips puckered, sucking them in to his teeth in conflict. âIâm not very good at the whole cautious thing,â he said softly.Â
Ino smiled, the knot in her chest loosening. âI know. We all know. But thatâs why weâre here. If at the end of the day you want them all dead, we will happily tear them to shreds. Hell, weâll probably even enjoy it, but we know you too well to think you wonât try to get her to see reason first.â Â
âI want to know how they got into the village first,â Naruto reminded. He trailed the image of their captive as she stumbled through the undergrowth of the Forest of Death. âWhat comes after that will depend on her.â
âBut you are willing to reconsider her position,â she said, less of a question than a statement. She personally wouldnât have been able to do it, but that was one of the reasons she admired him so much. âAnd from that will come consideration to the others locked up downstairs. Much as I enjoy playing with them, they were just following orders. Granted, that doesnât excuse their actions, but weâve pardoned people for less.â The only problem was that those crimes werenât so completely personal.Â
Narutoâs Adamâs apple bobbed. His teeth worried his lower lip as he tossed her words around in his head. âIfâŠif they showed remorse, I might be willing to reconsider.â He couldnât just order their deaths, not now when they were defenseless, but then he also couldnât just let them go free and endanger the village further. Especially with his children so vulnerable. Ideally, they would realize the error of their ways and carry out their sentences peacefully, but the anger inside of him almost made him reluctant to try. Forgiving Nagato had been easier. Â
And then there were the HyĆ«ga to considerâŠ
âOf course, commuting them to mere prison sentences have there own risks,â Ino mused to herself. âAre they docile enough to send to the Correctional Facility in Konoha or do we send them to HĆzuki Castle? I guess the castle would make the most sense considering the crime, but thereâs still the risk of assault during transport andââ
âWhatâs she doing?âÂ
âHuh?â
Ino followed Narutoâs finger to the array of video monitors. In the centermost screen, it showed their prisoner trying to dig her way underneath the sprawling tree roots. Every few minutes she would lick her thumb and raise it to the sky, before continuing her excavation. Streaks of blood ran across her cheeks from wiping away the dirt with her wounded arm.Â
Ino leaned in close. âIt looks like sheâs checking the wind current. Trying to move downwind, maybe? She could be accounting for an Inuzuka.â
Narutoâs expression flickered in appraisal. âMaybe, but hiding in the roots isnât going to do her any good. Itâs the first place weâd look.âÂ
âShe doesnât know that.â Ino pressed a button along the console, bringing up the geological information recorded in the forest. Bars and graphs flared to life atop the screen forming a confusing mix of information. Her brows scrunched together. âThatâs odd. Sheâs not downwind at all.âÂ
âUpwind? Who wants to be upwind when theyâre being chased?â
âNo one,â Ino replied with unease. âDo you think we should call this off? Moegi can rebind her chakra easily.âÂ
Looking just as unsure, Naruto tentatively shook his head. âNo. We need that information. If anything happens, Moegi can bind her then.âÂ
âAs you say,â she said, the âbut I donât agreeâ hanging unspoken between them. She quickly pressed the communicator in her ear and altered the frequency to the one she wanted. âMoegi, up her chakra output to thirty percent. Then give the go ahead to Team 2.â
âYou got it. Give her twenty minutes.â The orange-haired jounin flashed her hands through a few seals, and they watched as the prisoner stopped digging. It only lasted a few seconds, but it was enough of a sign that the technique was working.Â
Ino lowered her hand and maneuvered her arms across her chest. She pressed her tongue to the top of her mouth, staring suspiciously at the kunoichi on camera. âStill canât believe you talked me into this. The sooner we finish the sooner I can have her back in lockup.âÂ
âLetâs hope thirty percent is enough.â His gut twisted. Something wasnât right. He would breath easier once this woman was back in interrogation, too. The subject of forgiveness could wait until sheâd given them what they wanted. Â
~*~*~*~*~*~
Her stomach ached. For such a sprawling forest, food was surprisingly scarce and unless she wanted to eat bugs or tree bark 22769 was straight out of luck. The last life form she passed had been a giant centipede that had her more concerned for her life than any notions of hunger. How long had it been since sheâd eaten? A day? Two? Three? The bitch had given her food that first day, but she was too smart to fall for such a ruse. The whole nice act might have worked on her compatriots, but no amount of food or bathing or extensions of friendship would persuade her. When the blonde finally figured that out, sheâd stopped with the pretty little lies and turned into the bitch 22769 already knew her to be.Â
Her stomach gurgled again, and something in the wind shifted. Her nose twitched. The smell of pork wafted through the air, washing away the scent of rain, and her mouth salivated at the illusion. A scowl lit up her face. Itâs not real. Itâs not real. She closed her eyes and took in a deep breath, willing the imagined sustenance away.Â
She smelled tea.Â
âWell, arenât you a sight for sore eyes?âÂ
Prisoner 22769 jolted. High up above her dugout sat a redheaded woman calmly eating a stick of chadango. A portly man stood at her side on the thickest part of the branch, no doubt so his weight wouldnât send them careening to the ground. He held a bag of potato chips in his hand and didnât seem at all opposed to the woman leaning casually against his leg. In fact, he didnât seem opposed to much except perhaps finishing his food in a sightly manner.
Chip crumbs fell from his mouth to the ground below and 22769âs stomach growled.Â
The woman quirked a brow. âYou hungry?â
22769 remained silent. Unsure, she raised her arms into a shaky defense. The woman crossed her legs, clearly unimpressed. âAh, the silent type. Ino did say you were a tough nut to crack.â
Ino? 22769 felt like she should know that name, but for the life of her couldnât remember why.Â
The redhead polished off the last bite of her snack and twirled the stick between her fingers. Her ochre-tinged skin shimmered under the sunlight and for a moment she almost looked like she was on fire. 22769 rubbed her eyes â surely the fatigue was getting to her.
It was a costly mistake. Â
The dango stick went flying. It struck her across the cheek, drawing a thin line of blood and leaving a faint sting in its wake. The polished wood stick buried itself into the grass behind her. 22769 stared.Â
âHm,â the woman intoned. âMissed.â She didnât even sound upset! Rather, she just tilted her head up towards the man now munching on another bag of chips and said, âDear, do you have another one?â
The man â her husband? â hummed thoughtfully, not even surprised by her actions, and stroked his beard. With an apologetic grimace, he scratched at his temple. âI think I ate them all.â
âOh, ChĆji.â The woman â definitely his wife â shook her head ruefully. âI told you youâd get hungry. You should have just gotten that extra order.âÂ
âDid you keep the sticks, at least?â Karui asked, seemingly oblivious to her movements.  Â
Sheepishly, ChĆji played with the chip bag. âNo. I didnât want to litter so I threw them out.â
âIs that even considered littering?â His wife asked under her breath. âItâs wood. In Konoha.â
âYou can never be too careful.â
Karui sighed, longsuffering. âWeâre going to have a long talk about self-control after this â and donât think I donât see you down there,â she said, halting 22769 in her tracks. Her feet paused against the underbrush and something compelled her to look up into the younger womanâs golden gaze. âTrying to run away, hm?â
22769 scowled. She could feel the chakra in her coils swelling in anticipation and was more than pleased to note that her overall capacity had increased since last time, but it still wasnât enough and if these people kept finding her then no doubt it would be a while before she was again at full strength.Â
Karui only smiled. It was horribly condescending. âOh look, hon. I think sheâs trying to be intimidating. Oh well,â she shrugged idly, âcanât say I blame you. Runningâs probably your smartest option.â
A wary shadow crossed 22769âs face, and she hedged away slowly. âOh?â A distraction. A distraction. I need a distraction. She checked her chakra. Only a quarter. Fuck. She cast her eyes about for some sort of weapon, flicking them up to the couple in the tree every second or so. Her fingers curled in preparation. Â
âYep,â Karui replied, casually. She even had the gall to examine her nails. âIâd run away too.â Â
22769 tensed even further. Was that a threat? âYou would?âÂ
âOh yes,â she remarked. âI would.â  Â
âBubun Baika no Jutsu!âÂ
Even though sheâd expected it, 22769 still wasnât able to completely evade the attack. ChĆjiâs arm erupted in size as it sailed towards her and she was too tense to react quickly. He caught her by the leg mid-dive, swinging her into the air and sending her careening into the roots. Her back landed hard against them and only sheer breathlessness kept her from screaming. Â
âOh dear, I think you hurt her.âÂ
Somewhere in the trees, a bag crinkled. âNot too badly.â 22769 begged to differ, though she doubted he would care either way. Â
âOi, you dead?â Karui called, and 22769 would have cursed if she had any breath to do so.Â
She struggled to pull herself from the roots as ChĆji and Karui leapt from the canopy to the forest floor. Blood ran in rivulets down her back; the old wounds opened, now accompanied by new ones. Her shirt clung to her in sticky patches. Bereft of a voice, she shot them a loathsome glare.    Â
Karui grinned â like a lion upon prey. âGuess not.â   Â
âFuckâŠâ she rasped, gulping down air, ââŠyou.â  Â
If anything, Karuiâs grin widened. She jerked her thumb at ChĆji. âNo thanks. I have him for that.â Â
The man blushed, but said nothing. 22769 would have almost gone so far as to say he smiled under that beard of his. Â
Urg. If she didnât need to concentrate she would have gagged. Â
The woman reached behind her to the hilt just now noticeable at her waist. With practiced fingers, she wrapped her gloved hands around the weapon and pulled out a tantĆ.Â
A very familiar tantĆ.  Â
22769 gasped. Involuntarily, she reached out. Â
âRecognize it?â Karui asked, taking note of her expression. âHokage-sama let us have the pick of your tool bag. I liked this one the best; itâs unconventional, but of course thereâs not much room to use it these days. Figure I should get what I can, when I can.â   Â
âThatâs mine.â Her blood boiled, drawing a flush across her skin, and it was only vigorous self-control that kept her from lashing out at the woman immediately. Â
âAh.â Karui held up her index finger. âIt was yours. Now, itâs mine.â Â
âWeâre thinking of giving it to our daughter,â ChĆji remarked, saddling up behind her like some kind of ominous bodyguard. Something undeterminable flashed across his face. âSheâs been very upset lately. Her friend got hurt.â Â
Shit.Â
Somehow, the two seemed larger than before. Imposing even. Her heart thundered like a war drum in her chest. Did they get closer? She hadnât even noticed.  Â
ChĆji took the last chip from the bag and crunched down, stuffing the empty plastic into his pocket as he did so. Karui vanished. Â
Her senses screamed and 22769 jumped quickly to the side. Karui followed, flashing behind her and bringing the tantĆâs sharp edge up to her neck. Â
Kawarimi! She instantly replaced herself with a nearby branch. The drain on her chakra was minute, but in her condition it was best to refrain from too many jutsu. Still, she had to smile at the way Karui stumbled. There was a lot to say for going back to basics. âCareful,â she mocked, âdonât want to cut your head off.â Â
âOh, clever,â the younger woman replied, dripping sarcasm.Â
22769 would have retorted had the large, meaty punch to her left not sent her flying. Twisting her body, she landed in a crouch atop one of the lower branches. A large bruise would no doubt form there and at least two ribs were broken. She was still trying to catch her breath when Karui reappeared in front of her, tantĆ raised. The woman brought the weapon down towards her shoulder, but 22769 was able to grasp hold of it before it could hit its target. Blunt pain spread throughout her palm as the dull edge dug into her skin.Â
Karuiâs teeth flashed. âOh, so you do have some fight in you. Good. Letâs see if you can take back this beauty of yours then.â Without warning, she twisted her arm ninety degrees and bashed her elbow into the prisonerâs nose. Â
âGah!â 22769 immediately staggered back, dropping hold of the weapon. Pain arched across her face. A bead of blood passed her lips and dribbled down her chin. Without preamble, she wrenched her nose back into place and scowled. Oh sheâd get that blade back alright, and when she did sheâd happily draw the sharp end right across Karuiâs throat.   Â
But such daydreams would have to wait as ChĆji grasped hold of her leg and pulled. Using the momentum, 22769 swiveled her other leg up to strike his face. He caught it with his hand and flung her bodily towards the roots. Karui reappeared midflight with a punch aimed at her stomach. 22769 contorted, twisting around the punch to grab Karuiâs wrist. She used it to anchor herself as she flipped their positions, kicking off Karuiâs chest and sending the younger woman into the underbrush. Â
The former Kumo-nin landed with a gruff shout, but 22769 had no time to enjoy her victory. Karuiâs husband quickly rounded into view and she briefly debated whether it was worth the chakra. It was a wasted thought as her distraction allowed ChĆji to barrel into her, his large frame almost enough to shatter her to pieces. They traded blows for a few minutes, blocking and kicking, before ChĆji maneuvered his fingers together into the ram sign.Â
âBaika no Jutsu!â What had once been an overweight man now stood a literal giant. His form was at least twice as large, towering over some of the smaller trees in the area. Her eyes narrowed in consternation. No matter, all it meant was that he was easier to hit.  Â
She spat out a glob of blood. âWell, look at that. Fatso got fatter.âÂ
But the man didnât get angry. Instead, he almost seemed amused â maybe even nostalgic if she was reading him correctly. âYou know, years ago that might have worked.â He tucked in his arms. âNow? Not so much. Nikudan Sensha!â Â
There was a great rumbling, one that made the ground shake under her feet. It was the only warning she got before the man was on her. Now a human boulder, ChĆji used his rotational force to propel himself at the prisoner. With a chakra-enhanced jump, 22769 vaulted over the juggernaut, leaving ChĆji to plow down the mass of trees behind her. It would have been satisfying had he not then angled himself to curve back towards her. Â
She flipped again, but wasnât prepared for Karui to use him as a cover. The womanâs knee implanted itself in her back and 22769 arched upwards. Her body screamed in pain, and she gasped for some sort of reprieve. It was not to be as she was forced to twist out of the way of another swipe from Karuiâs sword. 22769 rolled along the dirt, dodging each stab. Deep gouges along the earth were her only clue to the fate that awaited her should she remain still.  Â
With one final roll, 22769 hurdled herself into the trees. She landed at a wobble amongst the leaves, and checked her chakra. Twenty-percent. Not good. Her energy was waning and her injuries screamed for attention. Black spots danced along her vision.  Â
âBubun Baika no Jutsu!â ChĆjiâs hand flew towards her. He grasped hold of the branch and all thoughts of fatigue were brushed aside. 22769 dashed backwards into another tree before he could tear this one to the ground. She panted, trying to catch her breath when Karui suddenly leapt onto ChĆjiâs engorged arm and scaled after her. The woman landed lightly on her feet. Now only a few meters away, she shot off the branch with a sharp burst of chakra.   Â
Karuiâs grip on the tantĆ was a little awkward, as if she were used to a larger blade, but it was evident that she was no novice with a sword. With minimal effort, she struck at the prisonerâs face. An instinctive flinch was the only reason 22769 remained conscious, and Karui ended up slicing through air. The exhausted woman bobbed under the attack and pooled her remaining strength into her hand.  Â
Please let this work. She landed a sharp punch to the womanâs stomach. Taking advantage of Karuiâs loss of equilibrium, 22769 pivoted on her heel, kicking the woman out from under her legs. The look of shock on her face was more than enough to satisfy 22769, but she took extra pleasure in directing a final haymaker to the womanâs chest. Now in free fall, Karui was unable to dodge and plummeted to ground. ChĆji caught her deftly in his palm, but the force of the punch sent her tantĆ flying.Â
22769 whipped out to her hand catch the blade before it fell, and she relished in the familiar feeling. A cursory glance saw Karui cradling her chest, and she used the brief respite to check her chakra again. Â
Fuck. Still too low. She needed to get away and regain her strength. At this rate, sheâd pass out and get caught. Â
Her shirt pulled uncomfortably where blood had stuck to the fabric, but she ignored it in favor of escape. ChĆji and Karui were still distracted with each other so 22769 channeled a small amount of chakra to her feet and pushed. Seconds later, she was bounding through the trees as fast as she could in an effort to add distance. Â
Behind her, back on the ground, ChĆji and Karui disappeared. A branch swayed, leafy coverings pulling back to reveal the duo resting in the exact spot in which theyâd started. They watched their opponent go with grim satisfaction. ChĆji, bereft of any signs of a fight, pulled out a bag of chips for a quick snack. Karui clicked her tongue. Â
âMaybe you shouldâve given a bag to her, hon. She seemed quite out of it.âÂ
ChĆji scoffed around the food. âThere are plenty of animals for her to find. She doesnât deserve my chips.â He bit down on one for emphasis, and Karui snorted in fondness. Â
âNo, I guess not.â She watched her husband for a second before raising a hand to her ear and switching on the communicator. âSheâs headed your way, Tenten.âÂ
Static echoed over the line for a moment and then, âDoes she have the weapon?âÂ
âYep,â Karui replied with a pop. Â
âPerfect. Iâll get ready then.âÂ
âAnd weâll head to the next station. Good luck.â The line went dead, and Karui shifted her attention back to her husband.  Â
She raised an eyebrow. âHow many of those did you bring?â A new bag of chips had replaced the former, and he now stood munching away on a low sodium brand he only bought to appease ChĆchĆ. Â
âI have to keep my strength up!â Â
âOf course.â She brushed the excuse aside easily. âCome on. It shouldnât take Tenten long to whip her around and send her back towards us.â Â
âNot too quickly, I hope. I still have three more bags to get through.â He swallowed happily around another mouthful of chips before tossing her an inquisitive glance. âBy the way, what was the genjutsu you used on that dango stick?âÂ
Her only response was a coy grin and a kiss.  Â
~*~*~*~*~*~Â
This was ridiculous. Â
Prisoner 22769 weaved under another slash aimed for her neck. A ripple of air brushed overhead, nicking a few strands of hair. She attempted to strike at her opponentâs stomach, but the brunette was quick to block it. A sharp shing! echoed throughout the clearing as metal grated against metal. Their hands shook from the force of the hold, and they only managed a few secondsâ stalemate before breaking apart and springing to opposite ends of the clearing.  Â
22769 gasped for air. Sheâd barely had any time between escaping the couple and finding shelter before another Konoha-nin was on her. The woman had sent off a volley of kunai to chorale her into the clearing where she had continued her onslaught. 22769 was at the point where she didnât know how much more she could take. Her bones ached, her wounds were seeping, and her malnutritioned body cried for sustenance. Â
Iâm not going back to the bitch. If she collapsed now, sheâd only wake up back in her cell.  Â
âYou giving up?â The double-bunned woman called from across the dell. She twirled one of the kunai around her finger lazily.  Â
Sheâs not even winded. 22769 shot her a heated glare that only served to make her opponent giggle.  Â
âGuess not.â The kunai stilled. âYou know itâd be easy for me to knock you out right now. I wouldnât even break a sweat.â
The woman shrugged. âYou and your friends hurt someone I care about. Call this revenge.â
âRevenge?â 22769 scoffed, a smirk toying against her lips. Stall, stall, she repeated in her head. âThought you Konoha-nin didnât do that shit. Your Hokage wonât be happy.â
âMy Hokage doesnât need to know. Besides, heâs angry enough with you that I donât think heâll raise much of a fuss.â Â
âGood to know the entire village hasnât gone soft, then.â She was so close. She could feel it. A few more minutes and sheâd have enough chakra.Â
âSoft?â The woman laughed. âWell, I guess if you were able to escape. Iâll be sure to tell Hokage-sama when I haul you back to your cell.â
âBy all means, but if the other teams didnât manage it, I doubt you can.â
âHah!â Something strange twinkled in her eyes. âItâs as youâve said. Theyâve gone soft.â A nodachi erupted from a seal on her hand and 22769 had barely any time to raise her own weapon before the woman was on her again. âI havenât.â
Her arms shook with tension, but 22769 didnât dare use any chakra. She had to preserve it. She was so close. Only another minute or so and she would have enough.Â
The younger kunoichi struck out with her leg. She hooked her foot behind 22769âs and swept the prisoner onto her back. 22769 quickly rolled to her side to avoid being stabbed, wincing as some of her other wounds reopened. She flipped back onto her feet and swung her tantĆ at her opponentâs neck. It was easily blocked. The Konoha-nin flashed her a savage grin.Â
âYouâre gonna have to do better than that.â
22769 pivoted, tantĆ aimed for her side, but was blocked again.
âAre you sure you know how to use that thing. You swing like a genin.â
The prisoner growled. âShut up.â
âWhy? What are you gonna do about it?âÂ
Instead of retorting, 22769 reared back to balance on her hand, and flung her heel up to hit the woman on the chin. A sharp cry rang out through the clearing. 22769 righted herself and grinned as the other kunoichi nursed her face.Â
She spat out a glob of blood. âWell, what do you know? You can fight.âÂ
âYou should see me on a good day.â
âHah, letâs not get ahead of ourselves. I just want to know if you can actually put that kubikiri of yours to good use.â She ran at her again, nodachi raised. 22769 bolted to the side, flipping over a grouping of tree roots. At this rate, she would never be able to get enough of a breather to recover. The Konoha-nin was toying with her; that was a fact. If 22769 didnât find some way out of this, she was screwed.Â
And I canât use any chakra. Not yet.Â
âIs that it?â Her opponent called out. âGeez, you know this isnât any fun if you donât fight back, right?âÂ
22769 didnât respond. She shifted on her feet.Â
âAh well, Iâm getting bored anyway. So how about we tie this up andââ 22769 bolted. She pivoted on her heel and raced into the trees. A surprised squawk was the last thing she heard before everything was drowned out by the sound of her own heartbeat.Â
A minute. One more minute and Iâll have enough.
She tumbled over roots and fallen branches. The forest around her was silent with the exception of her own ragged breathing, but she kept one ear out for the sound of her opponent. She knew at least five other people were in here with her and she didnât have the energy to fight off all of them.Â
Almost there.
A flurry of kunai pulled her up short as they burrowed into the ground at her feet. She scrambled to change directions, when the Konoha kunoichi appeared behind her looking far too pleased with herself.Â
âItâs an A for effort, but trying to outrun me was pretty stupid on your part.âÂ
22769 growled in the back of her throat before whipping around and yanking one of the kunai from the dirt. She spun and sent the weapon flying towards the other womanâs head. It distracted her just long enough for 22769 to vault over the line of kunai and continue her run.Â
âOh donât be like that!â She heard from behind her. âWe were just starting to have fun!â
The telltale sound of a shunshin was the only warning she got as the Konoha-nin was suddenly in front of her, a kick to the chest sending her flying. 22769 gasped for breath and was unable to avoid the kunai sent sailing into her thigh.Â
She screamed.Â
The other woman tsk-ed. âTo think. I had such high hopes for our fight. Oh well. Back to Ino-chan for you.âÂ
âYouâŠyou wantedâŠa fight,â 22769 huffed. âIâll give youâŠa fight.â
There. Her chakra. She could feel it. She was ready.Â
She flashed the Konoha-nin a savage grin and let herself go.
~*~*~*~*~*~Â
The smoke was pink.Â
It shouldnât have been the most surprising part of this whole turn of events, but Tenten couldnât help herself. Forget that the kunoichi sheâd been chasing had dissolved into smoke. That was shocking, but not shocking. It was the fact the smoke was pink that really sent her over the edge.
Her day had been going pretty well so far.Â
Sheâd managed to get a small break from the Underground while giving her weapons a good workout on someone other than a sparring partner. Sure, she hadnât managed to goad the women into activating whatever messed-up sealing was on that tantĆ, but sheâd planned for that. One of her summons was waiting just out of range, ready to come barreling in like a wild animal and give the woman a moment to escape. It was all planned. Everything was fine.Â
But now there was a phantom of pink smoke in front of her and Moegi was shouting something unintelligible into her ear and she might finally have an inkling of what exactly those seals were supposed to do.Â
Because the tantĆ was glowing. Faintly, but glowing. As if filled with chakra. And it was floating. In the smoke.Â
Huh. Didnât see that coming. Â
A density seal. Stabilizers. Transmitters. Oh yeah, it was starting to make sense. She didnât know how the fuck it worked, but it made sense.Â
This, she could work with.Â
Tenten flicked off the communicator in her ear; she couldnât afford distractions. âWell now, this is new.â She hedged back into a ready stance and pulled a kunai up to cover her face. âGotta admit, youâve surprised me. Wanna tell me how it works?â
All she got in response was a sort of echoing laugh. It sent a chill down her spine but Tenten brushed it off. Things had finally gotten interesting and she was aching for a good fight. It had been way too long.Â
The smoke swirled into a vortex and dived towards her. Tenten jumped out of the way and threw her kunai, not in the least bit surprised when it fazed right through. The smoke reared back, condensing and swirling like angry bees. The tantĆ floated at the forefront. Tenten raised her nodachi to meet it, but was thrown when the smoke suddenly dispersed to surround her on two sides.Â
Tenten leapt forward. She let out a volley of shuriken and watched as it did nothing. The smoke bobbed as if amused. Tenten scowled. âTch, laugh it up now, bitch. You wonât be when Iâm through with you.â
The smoke bobbed again and Tenten dispelled her nodachi. She flipped out of the way as the smoke barreled towards her, a curse on her breath. Skidding to a halt, she pulled out a scroll and smeared it with blood. A pair of small fans appeared in her hands and she flung them out with abandon.
âFĆ«ton: ReppĆ«shĆ!â The smoke dispersed with a shriek and Tenten quickly cast her eyes about for her opponent. There was a dull glow out of the corner of her eye that sent her pivoting on her foot. She watched with tactical interest as the smoke slowly reformed into a solid figure.Â
The woman glared at her, shoulders shaking with fatigue. Tenten smiled. âSo youâre weak to wind, huh? Thatâs good to know.âÂ
âYou have no idea what youâre talking about,â 22769 stated.Â
âNo, but Iâm sure Ino will enjoy getting it out of you.âÂ
22769 only smiled. âIâm not going back to that bitch,â she stated, her body dissolving.
The jounin flicked her fans. âFĆ«ton: ReppĆ«shĆ!â Wind rippled across the forest, cutting more than a few branches from their trees, but the prisoner only dodged. Tenten made to use the fans again when the smoke was on her, surrounding her on all sides. It closed in too quickly for her to react and Tenten found she couldnât breathe.
She was suffocating. The smoke was down her throat. It clogged her airways and paralyzed her body. She couldnât move. She couldnât breathe. Black spots danced along her vision.Â
âFĆ«ton; Toppa!âÂ
The gale knocked Tenten off her feet, but the pain was infinitely preferable to suffocation. She coughed, great gulps of air filling her lungs. Through her blurry vision, she could just make out the stunned form of their prisoner kneeling on the ground. Her teeth were bared at whoever it was thatâd interrupted their fight.Â
A woman stood between them, knees bent and a large fan positioned to swing. The familiar cloth was a welcome sight. Tenten was a weaponâs specialist but even she acknowledged Temariâs superiority with the tessen. Konohamaru appeared not a moment later, and ChĆji and Karui jumped down from the trees to join him. They were far more serious than Tenten felt the situation called for. Â
âSeems like you have some skills after all,â the Nara woman mused. âIâm a little insulted you didnât bring it out before. It would have made our fight much more interesting.â
The prisoner didnât speak.
âWhat? Did your brain go up in smoke, too? Itâs a nifty little trick youâve got there, but Iâm betting you canât hold it for long. Itâs got to be hell on your chakra if youâve waited this long to use it. So why donât you make this easier for all of us and come quietly?â
âI already told you,â 22769 growled. âIâm not going back to the bitch.âÂ
Temari smirked. âItâs cute how you think you have a choice. RessenpĆ«!â She swung the tessen with deadly grace, unleashing a concentrated whirlwind straight towards the downed prisoner.Â
22769 was too slow to react and was sent careening into a nearby tree. She collided with a piercing crunch, crumpling to the forest floor instantly. Temari scoffed in distain.Â
She stalked forward, feet crumbling over dead leaves. The prisoner had only grown more disheveled since their fight and Temari reveled in the small amount of satisfaction that brought her. Shikadai had been a mess ever since they told him what happened. He waffled between mutism and excessive crying, finishing off the end of every day by crawling into his parentâs bed and clinging to them for all he was worth.Â
He knew they were lying through their damn teeth when they told him Boruto was okay. The Nara mind wouldnât let him ignore the very present holes in their story. He knew, and his parentâs persistence of the lie only served to make it worse. So, if Temari had the opportunity to completely dismantle one of the people who was at the root cause of all that strife she was all too happy to take it. It might even make her son smile when she told him.Â
Her foot collided with the handle of the dormant kubikiri and she absently kicked it aside. At this point, she didnât care. All she cared about was putting this woman back where she belonged: interrogation. Â
âHow did you guys know where I was?â Tenten questioned from behind her.
Temari snorted. âIno told us. Sheâs not happy you turned off your radio.â
âWell, yeah, I couldnât concentrate with Moegi shouting in my ear.â
âMoegi,â Karui stressed, âwas shouting because whatever shit that bitch pulled messed up her inhibitor seal.âÂ
Tenten stilled. âWhat?â
âYeah,â agreed Konohamaru. âNaruto-nii-chanâs not happy.â
âSo the inhibitor seal is just what? Gone?â
âYep. Another fifteen-minutes or so and she would have had full access to her chakra.â
Tenten pulled back, now eyeing Konohamaru with dread. âFuck. Well, I guess that explains the surge in strength. What do you think it is?â
âA bloodline limit,â Temari said, nudging the unconscious kunoichi with her toes. âIf I had to guess. One we donât have on file.âÂ
âNot many of those.â
Temari tilted her head, acknowledging. âOne more than we thought.â She nudged the kunoichi again, more forcefully this time so that 22769 was sprawled out on her stomach. âI donât suppose any of you know how to put the bindings back on her?â
âI do,â Tenten said, stepping forward.
âDo it, then. We donât wanna risk her wakingââ The air shifted. The familiar sensation of killing intent buffered against them and the Konoha shinobi tensed. Temari whirled back. âTenten! Now!â
âRight! FĆ«injuââ The prisoner surged forward, her body dispersing into pink smoke.Â
Temari cursed under her breath. She readied her fan and cast her eyes about for any sign of the woman. Behind her, the other jounin stood back-to-back, waiting. For a few seconds, nobody moved.Â
Then, without warning, the smoke seeped out of the trees. It swirled around the group, obscuring their vision even of each other.Â
âOh for the love ofâ! FĆ«ton: ReppĆ«shĆ!â Temari and Tenten swung their fans in concert, the dual gales easily dispersing the smoke. They watched, waiting for the woman to reform.Â
Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference wouldâve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
There's an awful trend in reading that's this CinemaSins kind of rejection of abstract concepts and suspension of disbelief, that makes people say it's bad writing when authors use descriptions that aren't immediately one to one with physical reality.
Like it's bad when a "tattoo is undulating" (as opposed to... "drawn in a wave like pattern on the skin"?), or when hair is "wet wheat from a late Summer field" (as opposed to "sort of brownish light yellow that dries lighter, but is not actual wheat stalks growing on someone's head but kind of reminiscent of the color and texture"?), or when when ice cream tastes like midnight at the fair" (as opposed to "ice cream flavour bringing back memories of undefined ice cream flavours that are individually popular but always tied to a memory of late evening at the fair ground and probably smelling vaguely like popcorn and sugar"?).
Please. We have to get back to understanding abstract descriptions that evoke feelings and memories and mental images or things we haven't experienced yet. This hyper utilitarian way of reading and judging text is killing fiction. it's robbing you of experiencing things you haven't actually personally experienced.
honestly? abandoned/on indefinite hiatus/very slow to update fics, even and especially AUs and longfics, are often some of my absolute favorites. and people who refuse to read them are missing out!
for one, stories donât have to be finished to be enjoyable and worth reading. but also? an unfinished fic is a whole little universe that just keeps on existing in my head! their world stays alive for me in a way that doesnât always happen with fics I binge read and finish, and i love it. i donât know how their story ends, so it just keeps going! and even when those stories DO update and finish years later, theyâve been in my head for so long that they stick around like old friends.
so to any author with unfinished works: thank you SO much for sharing what you had without waiting to finish it first. youâre just giving me the gift of getting to spend more time with your story and your idea. if you do update again someday, iâll be delighted to jump back in! but if you donât, just know a little piece of your world still lives on in a beloved tiny terrarium in my brain. i promise iâm taking good care of it :)
i donât normally ask this, but if this resonates with you please reblog it, so it can reach the authors who need to hear it <3
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sunâs peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say âim adding that to my list!â Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
âunless its a book!â âunless you tell me it has gay people in it!â âthis but only for live action showsâ âtheres a good chance iâll get to it eventuallyâ no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it