alandris the astral walker

| level 18 | he/him | sylvanas-eu

[mediumkravitz]

didn’t the original pink lesbian flag get “cancelled” or something and now the orange lesbian flag is the “official” one? i’m not up to date on all of this

There isn’t really an “official” lesbian flag, but the orange one seems to be the most commonly used one now as far as I’m aware. 

I don’t have her callout or whatever, but the creator of the lipstick lesbian flag was a big ol’ racist, I think transmisogynistic as well (IDR specifics but IIRC she really didn’t like GNC women and that’s quite the indicator), and also likely ripped her design from the cougar pride flag created 2 years prior (a picture of them side-by-side).

[bi-dazai]

idk if this is relevant, sorry if im being annoying, but the creator of the orange-pink lesbian flag pretty much everyone uses is emily gwen and she’s currently struggling with money, not helped because people often don’t rly buy her merch with the design she created. she lives in my city so i can guarantee that the job search she’s struggling with is ridiculous, it can take years of jobsearching to get a job and the price of rent and living here is too much to live off centrelink on. if u guys want to buy merch w the flag pls buy it from her if you can

[wranduin-fuck]

*clicks finding happiness*

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[daphrona]

Shaw: Flynn and I have this easy chemistry where we just finish each other's—

Flynn: Sentences.

Shaw: Don't interrupt me.

[doctorbleed]

I hear people on Moon Guard complaining because they say they can’t ERP while the zombie event is destroying everything.

Bitch, if you can’t fuck during a zombie apocalypse you ain’t doing it right.

[daphrona]

Think it's very sexy of blizz to have their first canon gay couple in wow to be in the top three most functional relationships in the lore

[alandris-starcaller]

honeslty genn, mia, shaw and flynn are the only functional human beings in the lore and genn is a fucking wolf

[wranduin-fuck]

*clicks finding happiness*

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[alandris-starcaller]

KSHDKDHODHD

[official-lucifers-child]

this week:

need i say more

[cb-draws]

Lost woods + “In The Woods Somewhere” by Hozier

[clownsecret]

sylvanas is always like “what joy is there in this curse doom gloom angrysad elf noises” but like. when’s the last fuckin time she ever just did something for FUN. like go listen to a fuckin joke or some shit. and THEN tell me undeath is nothing but unsalvageable misery

[casthegrumpy]

listening to breaking news alerts in the background as biden inches closer in georgia and pennsylvia while staring at a gif of cas saying he loves dean is truly the most insane i’ve ever felt

[fourthworldwonders]

For anyone that needs some good ol’ grandma love 💕

“Hello my child, I love you my child. You will walk in beauty again with good health from me speaking to you now you will be strong again”

[brattylikestoeat]

[alandris-starcaller]

ílį́įnii 🥺❤️

[heathenvampires]

annual reminder to use black food colouring in your spooky foods this month, activated charcoal is for being poisoned or for treating acne not for ice cream and cake

[thatfunkyopossum]

Activated charcoal is a treatment and can cause some medicines to stop working when ingested! Heed this advice!

[the-exercist]

Along the same vein, do not use charcoal toothpaste! It is highly abrasive and can permanently damage your enamel, leaving your teeth sensitive and vulnerable to decay.

All in all, charcoal is not something to casually add to your diet or daily routine. Unless you have a medical reason for using it, please keep this trendy product away. It’s whitening effects are not worth scraping your teeth to shreds.

[official-lucifers-child]

if u want whiter teeth, get whitening toothpaste or sprinkle baking soda over your brush w regular toothpaste. both of those are proven safe methods to whiten teeth, because baking soda is a very mild abrasive (unlike fuckin charcoal) and it removes acid stains from coffee, tea, and wine a lot better and more safely. don’t just fuckin. add activated charcoal to whatever the fuck. it can cause nausea and vomiting, it completely makes any and all medications useless, it tastes disgusting anyway, and it can and will fuck up ur body. just don’t.

[daphrona]

Shaw: I’m having problems with a man.

Valeera: Like, “His dead body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “You like him” problems?

Shaw: "I like him" problems.

Valeera: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[secretvoidpuff]

What if Shadowlands is just Sylvanas’ elaborate plan to talk with her parents about proposing to Jaina

[alandris-starcaller]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, exploring azeroth could be a steamy erotica where fairshaw spend 400 pages nailing eachother and eventually get married and the forums would still say there’s no evidence to support their relationship

[visenyaism]

bolvar: honestly just end my shit make me the lich king theres nothing left for me in the world of the living:

taelia, who’s like thirteen, getting her ears pierced with flynn at kul tiran claires: