Musings of a Viking lost in the New World @alaskalute - Tumblr Blog

"And I want you to picture, instead, a much safer option. Several weeks ago, and this is true, I heard a strange noise in my living place, where I live with my family, and instead of walking out with a dangerous firearm, I walked out, dick in the air, with a full broadsword."

I didn't think I could love him more, but was proven wrong yet again!

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The Sam standee is refining macrodata on the severed floor of Lumon from Severance!

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The work is mysterious and important and he's been here the whole time

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Hi y’all! I’ve noticed a big uptick in tee sales this summer and I’d *like* to think it’s because I make some truly fire tees. But sometimes it really is just the algorithm algorithmic that determines what sells. Anyway, I thought it would be fun to share y’all’s favorite tees from my shop all in one place. So here we go! Aurebesh translations will appear below the text when necessary. Shop is here.

Aurebesh: I have friends everywhere

Aurebesh: The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil

more below the cut!

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Jordan did the bit on the podcast. Our bravest soldier.

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GOOGLE BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN RIGHT NOW

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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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Another Tumblr 'sclusie for y'all from this weekend's shows in San Diego. Little sailor boy havin' a ponder backstage.

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Necessary Equipment

If my “improper” spelling of the word ‘color’ hasn’t cued you in, I am originally from the other side of the pond from Hogwarts. Let me tell you, you cannot find a decent cup of coffee anywhere in Hogsmeade. I’m cool with tea, but sometimes a man needs a taste of what singlehandedly got him through his early 20s.

Luckily, I was able to work a Keurig into the budget this month. The Headmaster asked what the device was for and I insisted that it was a flux relay needed to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and maintain the balance of the force of the server’s matrix capacity. Long story short he thinks I’m a technical genius and I have a cup of hazelnut flavored happiness.