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I'm Monty, I am a dude living in Seattle, and I am several kinds of nerd. I’m well over 18.

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[kingofthepitt]

widow's bay. s01e02.

[makesomenoise]

Brennan did NOT expect the prompt after... 😭

➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to watch the season four finale of Make Some Noise now

The Noise Boys Hype Each Other Up - Season 4 - Dropout

Josh, Zac, and Brennan gain enlightenment and meet God.

[enjoymorestuff]

This reminds me so much of Paul F. Tompkins hyping up Jimmy Pardo at Match Game:

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[enjoymorestuff]

Kattigan, trying to lie to the Photarch: Natural 1, pure catastrophe

Kattigan, not even really trying to read the Photarch: Natural 20, effortless success.

That’s the way to do it. No middle sliders. All drama.

[enjoymorestuff]

Loving this episode (C4E27) of Critical Role. Everyone’s back at the same table and it is becoming clear that each of the three tables learned just enough of what is going on that if they compare notes, they can connect dots and make some assumptions they can progress the plot. This, for me, is the good stuff.

[kingofthepitt]

widow's bay. s01e05.

[synesthetick]

[ddesole]

WIDOW'S BAY 1.05 "What To Expect On Your Trip"

[its-mekjt]

Laura's face seeing marisha's notes is taking me OUT

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[so-i-did-this-thing]

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

[enjoymorestuff]

The thing about Bolaire is that he can be cosplayed 100% accurately by people of every body type.

[goshyesvintageads]

Joseph Schlitz Brewing Co, 1949

[treecitysessions]

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think this

[archetypewriter]

[scifiseries]