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[alaxamber]

[pinyapdraws]

really dumb idea i had yesterday which needed to be drawn i guess

[alaxamber]

Author- Alaxamber

AO3

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Alaxamber

To say the dinner went well was an overstatement. But the ache in his muscles when he laid down was nice. He had finally gotten the scent of Coconuts out of his hair. 

The night sky had begun to turn pink before he laid down. But he knew Fink would just get up and entertain herself, the longer he slept the longer she got to play her videos games. 

~ 

Warm and soft, the gentle green of a swaying field coaxed him to lift his arm, but he found he could not. But he did not care. He moved and slipped through the grass, the eat of the midday sun made his body warm and he wanted to find prey. With an inhale he caught a scent, one of… chicken? 

Slipping quickly the green grass changed into what seemed to be feathers and he found himself wrapped around a suddenly needed warmth, his body shivering as a cool breeze came over the sunny sky. A hiss of contentment came over him as he breathed in the smoky musk of Boxman. 

A soft snore pulled him out of his sleep. He moved, rubbing his eyes as he blurly took in the room around him, it was dark, his body was bare and the depression on the other side of the bed was… Boxman. 

He felt his silk sheets slide down his bare chest as he turned looking at the sleeping back of Boxman, he was the one snoring softly. 

A squeak behind him had him turning. His heart hammering in his chest as he tried to figure out how he had gotten here? How Boxman had gotten into his bed…

How the hell was BOXMAN'S COB-DAMN SON HERE?

The red boxbot stared over the side of his bed his large single red eye staring at him, as he asked in his high pitched voice, "Did you fuck my daddy, Professor Venomous?"

He would not say he screamed. He would not say that he nearly pissed himself. He would bribe Fink with any videos game, any food, any candy or movie. She wanted to go to the arcade for  the entire day. Yup. 

Long as she never told how he had thrown her across the room and himself off the bed and off the other side wedging himself between his bed and the wall. Had screamed so loud the house's defense system had automated, and took nearly an half an hour to pull himself free from the contortion and silk sheets. 

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[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[official-lucifers-child]

reagan also got fucked by a horse, can’t you read

[rneovv]

[formylife-stillahead-pityme]

[relelvance]

Why do so many countries have red white and blue flags when are we getting something pretty

[relelvance]

New us flag proposal

[mochisquish]

Robotnik got pissed at Tom and Maddie for mocking his flight suit because Stone designed it for him. 😔

[dastardlydorito]

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2 (2022)   dir. Jeff Fowler

[paper-mario-wiki]

Iconic Yandere Characters in Anime

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

this has the power to kill given the opportunity

[alaxamber]

Some times Twin Peaks just makes your furry leg twitch

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Current collection

[ceekari]

[vampariart]

i am insane <3 PRINTS

[bigswigrollers]

hey object explosion mutuals. just letting you know eny/luridbrainrot works on that show. 

for receipts on what theyve done, check twitter .com /hurgusbungus

[cdmodule]

Beware of this user if you're active in the OSC

Eny aka cornenjoyer/luridbrainrot has been interacting more with people on tumblr again and I have to see them on my timeline which is triggering so to the people who don't know They're an ex friend of mine who at the age of 17 (and younger) lied about being 21 [x]* and with that infiltrated adult spaces to not only make NSFW servers but also flirt with adults, self contribute CSEM and date 3 different adults without them knowing their actual age, who I won't name for their own safety unless they want to say something I don't have many SCs on hand but, they made an apology video and they're not fully covering up that this happened, in the video they mention wanting to leave and get help which.. didn't happen so Yeah I would appreciate If ppl could stop taking apologies that aren't for them considering their ex friends/partners aren't taken em either & stop putting them on my TL *For the record I have nothing to do with that account, It's just where I could find the screenshot again One more SC under the cut where they also namedrop me and my friend

[purrvaire]

our flag means death + tumblr text posts I have on my phone (pt. 10/?)

part 1; part 2; part 3; part 4; part 5; part 6; part 7; part 8; part 9

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[alaxamber]

Wanna come read a story??

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Cooper knew it was stupid to look but when he flicked open his recording app ready to send another voice memo to Diane the small icon hidden in a folder called to him.

He twitched on the white sheets of the bed, his stomach still wrapped from the shot a few nights before, but he was feeling slightly better. He could just look… maybe run into the bathroom and have a small bit of shame tossed into the toilet. His upbringing and other things caused a war in his stomach souring the sweet pie; they now sat heavy.

Maybe with the Navy crew coming through, there might be an easy hookup or someone he could trade a few pictures of, and they could join in on the fantasy he would allow himself to half.

Clicking the app, he leaned back on the flat pillows over starched and irritating his back slightly. He sighed as he flicked off each of the new matches, his eyes flicked to his own picture, one of him from the neck down, a few years old, before the scar over his liver. Back down to the "matches," still more no's as he rolled his eyes. Each one is more of a turn-off than the last. Stupid poses, all to try and show off their best "asset."

A small notification went off 'match close'.. he cocked his head and sat up a bit higher on the bed. Perhaps this would be a lead, someone this close who could also be on an app like this? A reason to kill over?

He clicked it; it would either be navy or a local and by the look of a flannel open, showing off a bare chest covered in a thick nest of hair. Tight blue jeans hung open, showing a thick darker hair trail into the pants showing they were commando under the well-worn jeans.

Cooper swallowed thickly, licking his lips. He could imagine the scent of the other on the screen. The sweat mixed with freshly chopped wood. The smell of grass tinged with the smoky burn of a campfire. Cooper groaned as he felt his cock harden unexpectedly. He couldn't place the body, couldn't place the slip thin hips, but knew that the person was a local. He clicked the profile but frowned when it showed the last logged in a few months prior… around the time things started to happen in town. Perhaps the male was connected.

Cooper clicked "match," knowing the recipient would get a notification…. And maybe he could find out who the woodsman was.