Albert Whiskers

Hello there! I’m a goofy person who exists (I think, I mean I could be a bot as well). I like bugs, resident evil, and biology in general. Doesn’t like idiotic jerks. Have a nice day :D

[transingthoseformers]

Do you think spam calls are a thing on Cybertron?

Like, your comm goes off and you think it's one of your friends no it's just another goddamn telemarketer

[albert-whiskerss]

Telemarketer: Hello hello is this commander Starscream?

Starscream: Yes, who is this?

Telemarketer: Wonderful! Greetings commander, gave you ever wanted the ability to destroy anyone you wanted? Maybe that pesky Autobot scout who just won’t shut up? Maybe some annoying Decepticon drone who won’t give you the respect you deserve? Or maybe someone in the way of you becoming the leader of the Decepticons? Well look no further than the null ray! Guaranteed to obliterate even the hardiest of combatants and because I like you I can provide a bundle of TWO null rays in exchange for 18 energon cubes. What do you say?

(Later)

Starscream: Ohhhh Megatron!

[surqrised]

“Every word has consequences, every silence too.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

Making a tag game cause I can

Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters

No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3

[strawberryloveyyy]

I relate to all of them so much it hurts

I know they're not four.. but. I've had them saved on my camera roll for weeks now :3

Npt's!

@waitingforthesunrise @smol-being-of-light @magic-is-beauty @recklessandyoung @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @strawberrycowgirly @silverscripts @astraeasparrow @august-taylors-version @moonartemisandstar @dicklessswonder @sadtumblerles @oblivious-idiot @wellgoslowly @gayoticbeing @givemea-dam-break @thatonesapphicfilipino @tinybitofhope @a-portal-to-nowhere @catholickedd @yes-i-exist-shutup

[siamesedreamgirl]

hi thanks for the tag! I only know a few of your characters but i'd say you're a hopeless dreamer with a pure, loyal heart. I've actually already done this but i kinda wanna do it again sooo...

npt: @literatureisdying @astraeasparrow @zzzzzzzzzee @mandythedino @ineedibuprofen @tellme-o-muse @august-taylors-version @leaskisses444 @recklessandyoung @bookscorpion73 @5ducksinatrenchcoat andddd open tags <33

[bookscorpion73]

I actually only know one of your photos (Enid) but I’m assuming your the embodiment of happiness even if you aren’t happy 🖤

(I tried so hard to find four characters I relate to it’s impossible haha)

npt^^

@astraeasparrow @thatdelusionalnerd @loveisaseriousmentaldisease @froginthestars @lifetime-reonouncement-award

[all-wxxnd-up]

thanks! the only two characters I know here are Claire from Modern Family, and Wednesday Addams, so I’m assuming some form of schedule is needed in your life lol

(I could find two of them easily, but the others not so much lol)

npt: @labratgurlz , @redesignsyourlogo , @hearts-blood , @https-envy, @creapysummer , @finleyforevermore , @astralesha , open tags :))

[aestophobia]

yayyy thanks for the tag!!

the only character i know from yours is pomni and I'm not super familiar with her bc I just watched tadc once and then forgot what happens but im going to sayyy you're very nice but anxious

here's mine

npt: @aroaceblackhole and open tags

[professional-termite]

ughh i only know moxxie out of all of those, so im assuming you have anxiety and the deep rooted desire to kill

lets see here uhh

(i tried not to make them all owen wilson characters sjfkfk)

tags (no pressure ofc)

@iceeericeee @local-ragamuffin @helphowdoiusethis @janeway-lover @not-sobasicbisexual @seriously-nobody @secretly-larry-daley @brediest-littleguy @fizzyfazstudio and anyone else who wants to join, im too lazy to tag more

[helphowdoiusethis]

Gay, hella gay

I feel this is accurate? Maybe? Idk..

Tags (no pressure)

@matxhstixkers @sparrowsortadrawzzz @ineffablegays13 @samthegremlin @ineffabildaddy @echosghoast @violet-yimlat @fallen-starmaker @estethellwashere @fangirling-heart

[echosghoast-deactivated20250314]

silly queer nerd :]

@picrewcule @jamie-dinow @tujhse-raabta @janeway-lover

[tiniest-dancer]

hrmmm do u always feel like the outcast? and ur gay? me too

yes that is elsa frozen is still good leave me alone

open tags <3

[catholickedd]

you are a massive lesbian who loves vintage aesthetics and has so many unreciprocated crushes im so sorry i feel you

heres mine. shoutout to the guy above who ids with wirt too ily we are the same

@picrewcule @80s-reject @r3m-ster @mack-anthology-of-noise

[r3m-ster]

thanks for the tag!!

(i really only know wirt so i may be inaccurate lol) you are a super cool person who may have anxiety and likes the forest also kinda vintage/retro vibes

i almost added mr darcy simply because i have that level of social awkwardness lmao

tagsss: @chronically-enthusiastic @jewish-unicorn @covenworm @sburbling @albert-whiskerss @cant-afford-lobotomy @soy-bean-latte and anyone else who wants to join!!!

[albert-whiskerss]

Thank you for the tag!!! Sorry for the delay I’ve been busy as heck. Also oh goodness there are gonna be assumptions.

As for you I’m feeling anxious, energetic, and friendly especially when you’re comfortable with a person. However also shy, cautious, analytical and anxious. Perhaps even has a temper if pushed hard enough.

Not sure if I’m allowed but I must say on the last one SPECIFICALLY when he was good!

Uhh have fun xD

As for tags let’s go @xlatenightwriterx @incyray @lurkingcat0 @grog-frog @napcake

And of course anyone else who wants to join

[thunderpounce-inc]

Also question, because I think about this from time to time.

Does my icon have too much eyes staring at you intensity??? Should I change it to be less like, potentially scopophobia triggering??? Sometimes I think too much and realize it is the kind of image I would tag with like, eyes, eye contact, ect warnings

Inc icon too much eye contact??? change it?

Yes

Yes but its mild enough that it's ok

No

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

Comment, too, if you see this after the poll dies. I want feedback, even if it's 'late'! I would let the poll run indefinitely if it would let me.

[distinguishedheartpenguin]

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[thedankmemes]

[psycheterminal]

Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won't happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you've saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

[memewhore]

[r4cs0]

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[zooophagous]

Courtesy share for an internet acquaintance of mine.

Connie was dealt a bad hand by fate. She's a young puppy, and has a long life and a decent prognosis ahead of her. She's getting surgery no matter what, but her caretakers will need help paying back the bank loan.

I can personally vouch that this is a legit fundraiser for real people with a real puppy who is actually in need of the surgery.

Every little bit helps.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[quotefeeling]

“Our generation thinks it’s cool not to care. It’s not. Effort is cool. Caring is cool. Staying loyal is cool. Try it out.”

— Post Malone

[only-cat-memes]

[tankycinna]

What kind of doodler were you in school?

eyes

wings

spheres/cubes

teeth/mouths

some other secret thing I don’t know about (tell me in the tags?)

multiple of these

i didnt doodle (I don’t believe you but ok)

Voting ended onNov 6, 2023

As in like what was the default thing you would draw on the margins when you were in class and had no creative ideas? Personally I was a wings and eyes kid. Usually wings though.

Please reblog to increase the sample size!

[cipheramnesia]

My math teacher thought my doodles were demons who spoke to me.

[platycryptus]

The tropical orbweaver (Eriophora ravilla) is a widespread species found from the warmer parts of the southern US down to South America.

Unlike some other orbweavers, E. ravilla is strictly nocturnal, tearing down and consuming its web before hiding every morning and rebuilding it remarkably fast in the evening. Walk down a trail in Florida at dusk and you’ll likely find your return path blocked by large webs that weren’t there just a few minutes prior. This behavior likely helps them avoid detection by day-flying spider wasps that might otherwise use the web locate them.

[sunbakery]

[birdnormal]

reblog to give the person you reblogged from one piece of Halloween candy