This is the Darkest, Most Terrible Timeline

Random musings of a 20 something Kentucky lefty. Welcome to the Dreamatorium!

[crybabycola]

seeing fanart of siblings

“don’t tag as [ship name]!”

[deadbutstillgay-blog]

If you think incest is bad then you are just as bad as homophobes

If you say you support all love then you support all love

[chavabear]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[jelloapocalypse]

Original Scooby-Doo is hilarious

[movedaccount12345-deactivated20]

Oh look it’s God

[the-worm-man]

He made it with his thought and 0.000001% power

[aqueerkettleofish]

I remember this episode and it’s worth pointing out that all of the villian-in-rubber-mask’s hijinks were explained…. BUT THIS WASN’T.

[doggie-girl-deactivated20230214]

[lovelikesummer]

I mean, it doesn’t pain me at all. They need to do it.

[just-a-fancy-biscuit]

Do it, we need to see reality

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[abhiouslyabhi-deactivated201708]

[reblogable-memes]

Saving this for future scientific takedowns

[seriousjones]

[did-you-know]

In 1976, someone altered the Hollywood sign to make it say ‘Hollyweed’. A local student pulled the prank to use as his art project in honor of California’s newly- relaxed marijuana laws. The same thing happened again in 2017, when someone changed the sign as both a tribute to the original artist and to celebrate California legalizing recreational marijuana. Source Source 2

[mediamattersforamerica]

Fox News has lost so many advertisers that the network held an emergency meeting at its headquarters in New York City to try to persuade advertisers that its many controversies are over. (They’re not.)

Protesters gathered outside of Fox News’ HQ to make sure ad buyers know what companies are sponsoring when they advertise on Fox News: bigotry and hate. Here’s what they had to say 👆

[bunnyfood]

[stoned-levi-deactivated20150901]

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

[memories]

NEW YORK, NY (APRIL 1, 2019) — After eight years of silence, Tumblr’s renowned Tumbeasts have risen up against the site of the very data center they once roamed. Originally created in a lab by The Oatmeal’s Matthew Inman in what can only be assumed as some sort of Island of Dr. Moreau situation, the green creatures have taken to gnaw on every blog post on Tumblr. Sources say this is creating Tumblr’s brand-new, temporary Memory feature to regurgitate unique posts the community had actually never made — though these posts will never see the light of day unless the Tumblr user reblogs them.

“Until today, no one had seen a Tumbeast in eight years,” confirmed April Blague, head of the Tumbeast Wildlife Center (@tumbeastwildlifecenter). “We thought they were gone forever, but it turns out it took them all that time to formulate their plan to chew up and spit out popular posts, tags, and mutuals in a rearranged order. There’s no end game here. They try very hard to be very bad, but they never get far.”

When reached for comment, Tumblr confirmed that literally no one asked for this.

[thelovelyscientist]

When reached for comment, Tumblr confirmed that literally no one asked for this.

[iraffiruse]

[schrodanger-deactivated20150716]

MOTHERFUCKER

[freyfromthea]

are you satan

[shiny-things-i-found]

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY

[erinburr]

Best April Fools EVER.

[tygermama]

okay but numbering your clippys on the back in small, teeeeeeeny numbers Make ten number them eleven through twenty

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

The World Sucks Right Now, Don't Forget to Blame Bill Clinton | Millennial Review on Patreon

Official Post from Millennial Review: In this edition of the Millennial Review we scrutinize Bill Clinton and his entire career.

Hey, Bill Clinton sucks super hard, listen to this podcast and find out why. Because he’s almost as bad as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush and even Donald Trump. Plus how he helped create whatever comes next.

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[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Woah look, it’s Bill Clinton with a cardboard cut-out of one of the worst presidents in recent memory, almost equally responsible for the mess we’re in today as Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush. Listen and find out more. 

[peelingmandarins]

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

[insaneinspireddreamer]

long distance murder

[solarcat]

Arms.

[kangofu-cb]

two kinds of people in the world

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

There is nothing wrong with our school system.

[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

D&D classes represented by random stock photos

Cleric:

Rogue:

Druid:

Barbarian:

Fighter:

Paladin:

Warlock:

Wizard:

Sorcerer:

Bard:

[ohmysmokeythebear]

a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman

[misfireish]

96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, “you were BORN with the internet, you don’t know what it’s like to live without!”

Me: yeah

96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.

[heywriters]

I once made the mistake of asking a 96yo lady what she liked to watch on tv as a kid and she got a good laugh out of that before saying loudly, “I REMEMBER WHEN RADIO WAS INVENTED.”

[petepepsi]

[vo-kopen]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury …

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

THis is funnier than actual episodes of spongebob

[noisetank01]

Okay, THIS is the funniest thing I’ve read on tumlr, ever. EVER.