[whitepeopletwitter]

[ajlenoire]

this is exactly what we need, news outlets lemony-snicketting trump

[tobacconist]

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

(no associated catchphrase)

a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

(no associated catchphrase)

(’take on me’ opening notes)

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[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[transpondster]

[olcarcajou]

This actually works. People have been crowding out our local chuds with Beyonce.

The more litigious the artist/label the better.

[menofcolorinfantasyart]

From Olympus

Photo: Ana Martinez 

Styling and Creative Direction: Mario Ville (Kattaca) 

Makeup design and make up artist: Lewis Amarante for Kryolan and Pankr0 

Makeup and hairdressing: Sergio Jiménez 

Models: Ricardo Nkosi, Mary Ruiz, Lewis Amarante, Aya Gueye, Juana Mum, Karina Soro, Ruben Buika, Virginia Buika, Isabella Menam, Oliver Lewis, Megane Mercury, Mendes Vieira, Claudia Duharte, Taylor Oscar Ruiz, David Durrant, Marina Gomes, Oscar Chibuike, Guille Gibbs, Lil Bambina, Elian Coiscou and Tigi.

[cat-memes-only]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lasturlontheleft]

[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[owlet]

transcript: “Oakland is in…. New Jers-[gasp]uuOOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGH-”

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[wilwheaton]

[aberrantemotion]

we should kill everyone on the forbes billionaire list though

[the-real-eye-to-see]

The best graduation shoot ever!

[slfishmgpie]

his name is Gali Yalkarriwuy Gurruwiwi and he’s an elder of the Yolngu people 

[mayaangelique]

This is amazing

[relishboi]

they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

okay first of all she is their MOTHER and she did NOTHING less than keeping her family SAFE

[selfishcyclops]

Yo what? She was a liscenced pilot who had enough connects and respect to get a fuckin jet in less than 24 hours, then saved her family and humanity. Being thic is a biproduct of her kicking ass all day every day tell me I’m wrong

[midnight-revolucion]

Helen Par was, undoubtedly, The Hero of The Incredibles. She single-handedly saved her two children from a plane explosion after piloting the HELL out of a government jet. She then all but single-handedly saved her husband (Mirage beat her to it by milliseconds). And to top it off, she let herself be thrown at least 40 meters into the air to save her baby that was in free fall. Bob may have been out there kicking ass and looking good doing it, but ElastiGirl was Mrs. Fucking Incredible throughout that entire movie. It’s like she said in the beginning of the movie: “I’m at the top of my game! I’m right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so! I don’t think so.”

[midnight-revolucion]

ALL WHILE her husband, Mr. Incredible, was running around, out for days at a time, being too Incredible™ to help his wife raise their family (to be fair, he was getting paid serious money for it and he just lost his job, so it was a win-win for him). But, while he was trying to be a superhero again, she was at home, being a supermother to her chaotic superpowered children and a superwife to her suspicious acting husband, even as evidence started piling up that painted Bob’s recent actions in an unflattering light. ElastiGirl had the main role in The Incredibles II because it was exactly what she deserved. It was her time to run around and be Incredible while Bob raised the kids.

[catchymemes]

[nirtonic]

Malignant compliance is an effective tool to keep in obese quiver

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

It’s more commonly known as “work-to-rule” and here’s a great story about one case of its successful use.

https://libcom.org/blog/work-rule-11052014

“The day after Starbucks workers met at the Bat Cave we found ourselves working an understaffed morning shift but this time it was different. Instead of feeling the normal frustration, those of us who were at the meeting exchanged knowing glances and began implementing our plan of following every rule, thereby slowing down service. We also whispered to partners who were not in the know to slow down, don’t kill yourself. It was as if everyone took a deep breath and began working at a safe and thorough pace. The effects were instant. The speed of service dropped immediately. We ran out of brewed coffee because we were only brewing when the beeper signaled it was time. Everyone stayed in the positions they were assigned and acted only at the directions of the Store Manager. Every 10 minutes when someone was assigned to clean the lobby, we did a thorough job, ensuring everything was clean and properly stocked. Every drink and food order was perfect.

Dan, the Store Manager, lost his mind.”

[apocalyptic-mailman]

Also sometimes referred to as “malicious compliance”, and it’s my favorite thing

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing