Trained alchemist at work (mostly)

shout out to apprentices ♥️ (pfp credit Florian Stitz)

[depsidase]

[ploppymeep]

[sergle]

[laughconfetti]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone

[lacefuneral]

gender non-conforming people we are all holding hands in this chilis tonight

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

shinji ikari

[aroace-wizard]

*blinks like the fool I am*

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

real lizards lick their eyeballs

[aroace-wizard]

:(

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

:)

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

this should be the 10k. I will say this everytime I see the post. Which will be frequent because they're trying to get this to 10k

[corpus--incorporated]

every time my family calls me a communist for not being a spineless centrist like they all are i provide the very helpful information that i’ve never actually read marx and i’m just saying shit by the whims of my soul

[teaboot]

that good ole "this isn't political commentary I just think it's important to take care of people" double blind

[corpus--incorporated]

what my lovely mutual couldn’t have known is that what makes them call me a communist has nothing to do with caring about people and everything to do with how much i fucking hate marketing on a deeply personal level

[teaboot]

[nothorses]

Today I explained why I can't really travel to Florida right now to my dad & watching him get increasingly frustrated with the realization that Transphobia Exists was honestly something else.

him: "well if you're not allowed to use the men's bathroom, just go to the women's! that'll show them."

me: "yeah but I'm just as likely to have the cops called on me for 'using the wrong bathroom' in there. have you seen me lately?"

him: "but if one of the options is wrong and not allowed then the other one has to be the right option. what do they want you to do?"

my grandma, helpfully: "I think they want trans people to not go to Florida"

my dad: spluttering frustratedly

me: "I think the thing is that you are more logical and reasonable than Ron DeSantis."

the face of a semi-reformed(?) conservative when realizing with dawning horror that laws can be unfair on purpose is truly special tbh

[nyancrimew]

happy death to america day to those who celebrate!

[ichverdurstehier]

Can you shut up? You know how many people risk their lives to get to America? America isn't the best country but it's not the worst by any means. You have no idea how good you have it. Be grateful for once in your life

[nyancrimew]

bold of you to assume im american, i have absolutely fucking zero reason to be greatful for the shitass country that is the usa

[eccentricecologist]

Very funny to use the many people immigrating to the USA as a positive since the reason they're doing it is because of US imperialism ravaging their home countries, but it's straight up hilarious to say that to someone who cannot leave Switzerland because the US is looking to extradite it for its hacktivism

[girlnephew]

[depsidase]

[cryptotheism]

What would happen if the catholic church ran out of nuns? My 79 year old aunt is a nun and she’s the 3rd youngest in the convent. Like they recently moved to a nursing home because they haven’t had any new nuns in years. So in the US but also generally what would they do if there were no more nuns

They start forcefemming monks

[evilwizard]

i am not at all worried about keeping my coin that duplicates into 2 coins every hour in an enclosed space

[bruntalism]

[effemimaniac]

tobacco pouch health warnings

[nyancrimew]

begging y'all to actually go to the website listed there, extremely high level posting levels detected

[evilwizard]

nobody freak out but im about to start generating some large translucent red circles upon the floor to indicate an incoming AOE attack

[spackwadge]

Oh, okay❤️ thought I needed to make sure I was outside the radius for a second there!

[evilwizard]

nooo stay in the radius it’s so niice in here <|:^) btw don’tlook. up☝️

[soberscientistlife]

The number one cause of death in pregnant women is murder. Think About That.

[teaboot]

...oh.

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[teaboot]

Rare Scooby-Doo good guy reveal