Dragon Hoard

Struggling with what I want in life. Maybe I'll just become a blanket hoarding dragon..

[zhinico]

[kimboltart]

Bnha Animals +

Aizawa/ Panther, Eri/ Goat, Nejire/ Gazelle, Mirio/ Golden Retriever, Tamaki/ Snow Leopard, Fatgum/ Blakiston Fish Owl, Sir Nighteye/Cat. 

Spinner/ Gecko, Kurogiri/ Elk, Shigaraki/ Rat, Dabi/ Cat, Twice/ Pitbull, Toga/ Vampire Bat, All might/Bald Eagle, All for one/Andean Condor.

[demilypyro]

Does Dutch mean like dom butch?

........ No. It's my nationality.

[memewhore]

[stormcallart]

I appreciate healthy-family-au endeavour W A Y more than canon endeavour & I like the idea of him & Toshinori being kinda like buddy’s? Like frenemies? Like he finds him kinda annoying & a career rival but still gotta respect his hustle & appreciate the good he does? But how do you think he reacts first time he finds out about All Might’s weakened state? Like, maybe when All Might joins UA faculty he reveals his smolmight form to the other teachers?

The thought of Enji finding out in the most... mundane way possible is hilarious?? Driving home just screaming to himself after All Might accidentally walks out of the office in his Small Might form. Endeavor is no idiot , he can connect the dots. Endeavor missed the office memo that EVERY other teacher was aware of though. 

[onlytwitterpics]

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[theinturnetexplorer]

[kinks-and-perversion-deactivate]

This had me laughing so hard.

[saudadaism]

Is this the gay agenda? Because I’m totally on board with this.

[lil-tumbles]

YES!!!! Straights pretending to be gay for the only good reason a straight can

[cungadero]

i mean this in the nicest way possible you guys but you NEED to take better care of yourselves online. getting severely anxious about mass quantities of horrible things you cant change every single day is normal considering the internet’s ability to educate on worldwide issues, it shows that you have empathy and that you truly do care. but relentless knowledge of constant suffering on this scale is NOT something humans are psychologically equipped to handle. it’s okay to shut off. it’s okay to just take a break and enjoy yourself for a while in your own localized space

[cilly-murphy]

Merlin rewatch | 1x03 “The Mark of Nimueh”

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

One of the best parts of 2020 is the constant feeling that you’re being an over-reacting weirdo but also, impossibly, that at the same time you’re not taking it seriously enough, are taking too many risks, and that you might die or kill your family because of them.

THIS IS ALL GREAT FOR MENTAL HEALTH.

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[ikimaru]

((how many tries do u think it took him to get one))

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

alright, ill bite. whats cum

[athomeinmybooks]

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

haha i cum real laude all the time

[bi-nturong]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[wizardposting666]

[vibinwitch]

Bc I know some of y'all are about to have a fit in the notes