~ Math is Pretty ~

Once upon a time, there was a simple human. They liked dragons, they were 29, and they didn't know what to do with themselves, so they spent all of their time on tumblr. The end. •My Best Friend is @naked-aardvark•

[alenadragonne]

Hey Friends!

I've been away for a while, but I'm alive lol. I've found the internet to be an especially unkind place as of late, and its taking a major toll on my mental well being. That's the short and long of it really. I just wanted to drop by and leave a little update just in case anyone had concerns. I'm probably not gonna become active again for quite some time though, life is being pretty unkind to me lately. Much love, remember to treat others with kindess and respect, and be safe out there <3

[nanushroom]

Star wizard, shepherd of unicorns 🦄✨

[deckitout]

thaisha !!!

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[knitmeapony]

I'm at a diner for breakfast. There's a post-club girl here in yesterday's makeup and sweats. Her friend says "Oh my God it's the 31st." This girl lifts her head off the table and says '..... of what?'

[knitmeapony]

The friend orders her breakfast. Recovery girl just kind of stares at the menu.

Friend: ".... She'll have breakfast potatoes and wheat toast."

The waitress looks so sympathetic and brings them more water.

[knitmeapony]

I get the feeling that this is a first week of college, freshly 21 thing. They are discussing going to the Dollar Tree for painkillers and Gatorade like it's a long walk to Mordor.

I need y'all to know that the Dollar Tree is across the street.

[knitmeapony]

Recovery girl is eating potatoes with a spoon and her cheek still on the table. It is a Process. All of a sudden she sits up and declares that "Kermit needs new water."

It's unclear who that is, but her friend is very patiently convincing her that Kermit can get new water after Recovery Girl finishes *her* water.

While I was typing this it became somewhat clear that Kermit is a fish? Or some other aquatic pet.

[knitmeapony]

As I'm heading out, Recovery Girl is convincing her friend that she can "definitely handle a cheeseburger."

May we all have a friend like hers, steadfastly reminding us "you're a vegetarian, babe" in our darkest hours.

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[chongoblog]

The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”

[meanbossart]

"Small Cruelty"

[incognitopolls]

Do you like the smell of marijuana? Do you smoke it?

I DO smoke weed and I like the smell

I DO smoke weed but I DON'T like the smell

I DON'T smoke weed but I like the smell

I DON'T smoke weed and I DON'T like the smell

Other/it depends (on what?)

I don't know what it smells like/no sense of smell/show results

Voting ended onSep 7, 2025

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[byjove]

Regretful Trump voters will be like “I just voted for him because I wanted affordable groceries. 🥺” which is so headache inducing because 1.) you believed the price of milk was more important than the human rights and social support he had vowed to undermine and 2.) you were so economically and financially illiterate that you did not notice that all of his policies would worsen inflation, weaken the supply chain and inflate the price of essential goods. They say this over and over again like it’s supposed to make them more sympathetic, “Hey, I voted for the fascist because I wanted cheap eggs, not because I agree with fascism! I’ve got to feed my family and I thought voting for a guy who ran on a campaign of Making Things Worse For Everyone would help me do that!”

[charrfie]

Chimera

Acrylic on canvas, August 2024

[alenadragonne]

Interesting when an AMAB person in a skirt makes a potty joke people jump to them having a fetish. Like, can't even make potty jokes anymore without harming the children??? Who are often known to make the most potty jokes? What has this world come to?

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[starless-planet]

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

[beebeerock]

Baby Skarmory design idea. I've seen cool baby Skarmory designs but I think we deserve a scrungly little guy. Based on steel wool/scouring pad and those ugly newborn chicks.

[energyprison]

if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

[deathwarlock]

we should breed trillions of micro cows and eat them like sunflower seeds and they all feel pain and die

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition