Child of Hades

Alex here hello

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

Someone tell me where this gif is from????

[queenpanlda]

Y’all out here think you’re slick, but we have an author who knows how to spill the TEAAA

o

[danielhowell]

if you or someone you know is struggling with self harm just know things can change 💛

you can read more about how to recognise it and get support here: https://youngminds.org.uk/find-help/feelings-and-symptoms/self-harm/

[quite-privileged-blog]

LGBT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 SIN 👏 AND 👏 THERE’S 👏 NOTHING 👏 YOU 👏 CAN 👏DO 👏 ABOUT 👏 IT 👏

[furbearingbrick]

[burnitalldownism]

Lmao 😂 perfect reaction image.

[incorrect-halfblood]

Percy: Girls are so hot

Nico: Guys are so hot

Leo: WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT???

Reyna: Global warming

[starlightomatic]

“As important as it is to offer authentic voices and empower authors and role models from within LGBTQ community, it’s is also important that LGBTQ kids see themselves reflected and valued in the larger world of mass media, including my books. I know this because my non-heteronormative readers tell me so. They actively lobby to see characters like themselves in my books. They like the universe I’ve created. They want to be part of it. They deserve that opportunity. It’s important that I, as a mainstream author, say, “I see you. You matter. Your life experience may not be like mine, but it is no less valid and no less real. I will do whatever I can to understand and accurately include you in my stories, in my world. I will not erase you.” People all over the political spectrum often ask me, “Why can’t you just stay silent on these issues? Just don’t include LGBTQ material and everybody will be happy.” This assumes that silence is the natural neutral position. But silence is not neutral. It’s an active choice. Silence is great when you are listening. Silence is not so great when you are using it to ignore or exclude.”

— Rick Riordan

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

I’m incapable of love, but I’ll give you the next best thing.

Twixter- Make Out Monday

I’m weak man. 

(via i-write-shakespeare-not-disney)

[sofiakkuma2]

[fictionalfix]

while checking for the umpteenth time whether Quiz Show is available online, I discovered that Netflix has something called Example Show

it consists of a Netflix employee doing stuff outside HQ like

cartwheels

moonwalking while using his laptop

reciting passages from Julius Caesar

juggling

it has two seasons with two episodes each, all of which consist of the same eleven-minute video

[ginkgo-bilobas]

if you have closed captions on, the entire video is captioned “there’s no crying in baseball!”

You can also change the audio to English with commentary by A. Director, which is a man repeatedly saying “this is director’s commentary. this is directory’s commentary. this is director’s commentary”

there’s also a Spanish audio track that appears to be looped, but is much longer than one sentence. (I think it might be more Julius Caesar.)

[ziyal]

there are three subtitle tracks; the “english” one just says “There’s no crying in baseball!” the entire time, the “spanish” one has actual subtitles in english, and the “portuguese” one has actual subtitles in french. this is so good

[flatluigi]

this is one hell of a fucking aesthetic

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

netflix gothic

[dalniente]

https://www.netflix.com/watch/70206902?trackId=14272744

guuys i am crying right now this is thb est thing and by best i mean worst

the spanish audio is just a section from julius caesar, the same section over and over and over, and the english audio is…regulara udio but it idows eventually include the same section in english

very impassioned very vehement and when he gets to the end

he just

starts

clicking

alajfd;afdoidfjkafdljksljfdljflskdf this is the best and greatest thing i have ever seen in my damn life oh my jesus god almighty someoby send help

[flootzavut]

I can’t find it on British Netflix, I’m so sad 😭

[catnippackets]

I think about these tweets a lot

[moon-sappho]

there really is no way to describe that Gay Sadness™ when you hear your family being homo/transphobic

[alex-the-smolbean31]

Nico: what's upsetting you, Frank?

Frank: she's always using common phrases incorrectly.

Hazel: cry me a table, Frank.

[alex-the-smolbean31]

Will: I thought happiness starts with H but why does mine start with U?

Nico: You have Dyslexia, babe

[lithinwoods-deactivated20171115]

I’m just going to enjoy Hunk’s face. 

[alex-the-smolbean31]

Child : Mother , why is the neighbor called Rose?

Me : Because her mother loved roses.

Child : Why did you choose my name?

Me : Shush , Klance , go play with your brother Lotor.

[alex-the-smolbean31]

lance, dressed up as keith: question: what kind of bear is best

keith: thats a ridiculous question

lance: false. black bear

keith: thats debatable. there are basically two schools of thought

lance: fact: bears eat beets. bears. beets. blade of marmora

keith: bears do n- what is going on?! what are you doing?!

*cuts to lance by himself*

lance: last week i was at a drugstore and i saw this mullet wig. $4. and it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble and thats a grand total of... $11.

*cuts back to keith and lance*

keith: you know what imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so i thank you

lance: *pulls out a replica of keiths knife*

keith: iDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, LANCE. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

lance: SHIRO!

keith: oh, thats funny. SHIRO!

[alex-the-smolbean31]

Keith and Lance speaking in their native languages when flustered.

Lance: Ay carajo... no sabes como te quiero follarte ahora mismo.

Keith: 뭐..?

Lance: N-Nada... no importa...