Brie™

Brianna | she/they/he | RDR2, VLD, Ghost (the band), MW2 | 18, April Taurus

[beeandpuppycat]

It’s official! Bee & PuppyCat: Lazy in Space is coming to Netflix ✨

[bastionkeeper]

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

[pukicho]

i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

[sliceocheese]

wild oxen are smelly and gross

[pukicho]

Then smell me, be disgusted by me, I am freely myself. I am me.

[pukicho]

my mind is sprung with creatures galore

[pukicho]

ah here comes one now

[amygdalae]

Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

[catchymemes]

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[pukicho]

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

[skywarpie]

This how I imagine family dinners

[griancraft]

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

[bird-cannibalism]

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

[rougey]

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

[findingfeather]

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

[1863-project]

"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage

[jay-works]

"Y'all" <- y'all

[revcleo]

"hey fuckers" - casual, ambiguous

[sundere1181]

"attention, freaks. It's me." -dhmis quote

[theoneofwhomisblue]

I just say "you" with a broad gesture

[the-lumpfish-queen]

"chat" <- let's everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

mothers and fuckers of the jury

[caffeinated-octopus]

humans & co

[vileviale]

Fellow creatures

[muckmagister]

just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you're saying

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

killers and vagabonds, liars and thieves

[the-gnomish-bastard]

“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring!”

[skywarpie]

feeling absolutely SICK

this was a year ago today

[coffinvows]

some food art !!

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[animatedtext]

[10001gecs]

My high school bully reached out to me and asked to go lunch with him and he apologized for all the shit he put me through, one of his excuses was he was jealous I wasn’t afraid of admitting I was gay, and he thought I was spreading “homosexuality” because he would get boners thinking about me. Anyways, we did end up hate fucking.

in a way you really did spread homosexuality

[skywarpie]

*giggles and runs away*

[skywarpie]

Yo I asked this employee to reach smth for me and he looked at me like this 😭