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job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

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bonus:

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OMG

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(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

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JEUSUSUSUSUSU

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

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Moana of Motunui | Diana of Themyscira

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Monica & Chandler → throughout the seasons

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The Friend Who Loves Listening to ASMR 👂 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle)

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me when i get my student loan

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this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

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#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

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and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

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extremely lucky cat

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I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

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cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

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in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

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Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

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Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

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If you haven’t read the books

You won’t know that the Elder Wand was also called the Deathstick

Ron was actually a Prefect

Harry, Fred and George got a “life-long ban” from Umbridge after they attacked Malfoy on the pitch

Dumbledore hired a centaur named Firenze to teach Divination

Neville Longbotton could’ve been “The Chosen One” but Voldemort chose Harry

Fenrir Greyback was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin as a child

Harry attended Bill and Fleur’s wedding disguised as Barny Weasley, a red-headed Weasley cousin

Lily was actually a few months older than James

While still alive, the Bloody Baron, who became the ghost of Slytherin House, was sent by Rowena Ravenclaw to retrieve her daughter, Helena, whom he was in love with. When Helena, who became the ghost of Ravenclaw House, refused to go with him, he became angry and stabbed her. Then, distraught with having killed her, he killed himself

Harry mended his own wand with the Elder Wand before he got rid of it

Harry, Ron and Hermione met Neville in St Mungos, who was visiting his parents and his Gran told them what happened to Alice and Frank

The Potters’ had a cat

Harry got miniature broom from Sirius for his first Birthday

Bathilda Bagshot was a friend of the Potters’

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• Peeves was a poltergeist who haunted Hogwarts and frequently harassed students • A house elf named Winky was an integral part of the plot of Goblet of Fire, she was Barty Crouch’s elf • Dobby worked in the Hogwarts kitchens, Dumbledore paid him a wage and he gave Harry the gillyweed • Harry and Ginny’s first kiss wasn’t creepy or in the Room of Requirement, it was in the Common Room after winning a Quidditch game • Snape had his own challenge on the quest for the Philosopher’s Stone that was a test of intellect and included drinking potions • McGonagal protects Hagrid and takes FIVE spells to the chest in order to let him escape when Umbridge tries to get him incarcerated • Sir Cadogan! Fantastic painted Knight • That random piece of glass that Harry looks through and sees Alberforth in, was actually a mirror given to him by Sirius who wanted to keep in contact with him while he was at Hogwarts, it was also what he used to keep in contact with James over the summer and during classes • Harry has a complete break down after the Sirius’ death and trashes Dumbledore’s office - it’s super cathartic and heartbreaking

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• RON WAS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. • Harry and Dumbledore seeing Voldemort’s mother and the abuse she went through.

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ooooo boy okay

the triwizard tournament maze was actually WAY more interesting than the movie version: Harry straight up ran through some fog which turned the whole world upside down, he answered a riddle for a sphinx in order to get past her and actually encountered a blast-ended skrewt

blast-ended skrewts were hybrids of a manticore and fire crab, bred by hagrid which he introduced to the students during classes. they had sparks flying out of their rear ends which would explode. females had suckers and males had stingers.

not all of hagrid’s lessons were disasters!!! he once buried leprechaun treasure in his back garden and gave each student a niffler and set them loose to see whose would catch the most gold (the winner won a bar of honeydukes chocolate)

fred and george’s pranks against umbridge didn’t only involve the massive fireworks display: they placed nifflers in her office on more than one occasion and it nearly bit her fingers off trying to get at her gold rings and they even created a portable swamp which sealed off a whole corridor and didn’t give anyone instructions on how to remove it

they left Peeves with a command to ‘give them hell’ and the poltergeist, who never listened to students ever, took the words to heart and started pretty much wrecking the entire castle

the teachers kept coming to umbridge with all of their problems because they didn’t have the ‘authority’ to deal with it themselves (even though they could totally fix it) which resulted in umbridge running herself ragged trying to keep up with each new disaster.

at one point harry witnessed peeves trying to undo the fastenings for a chandelier and saw mcgonagall say out of the corner of her mouth as she walked past ‘it unscrews the other way’

when snape demanded to see harry’s potion book after he injured draco in the bathroom, he went and retrieved ron’s book instead, who he didn’t realise had signed it with a spell checking quill. The magic had worn off and read ‘roonil wazlib’ instead and when snape asked who that was harry lied and told snape that was his nickname.

in the second book, during valentine’s day, lockhart hired dwarves to carry harps, wear gold wings and pretend to be cupids while they read out love letters. Harry received one from Ginny in front of a crowd of people and was so embarrassed he tried to run, but the dwarf caught him around the legs and then sat on him so he could recite the rest of the love poem.

percy weasley moved out of the house after the fourth book when harry said voldemort was back, choosing to side with the ministry and his ambition over his own family whom he stopped talking to for several books. he arrived back just in time to fight in the battle of hogwarts, reuniting with his family and apologising for his behaviour right before fred was killed.

cho never sold out dumbledore’s army to umbridge. it was her friend marietta edgecombe.

in the sixth book when harry was obsessed with finding out what malfoy was up to, he sent kreacher and dobby to spy on his whereabouts

ginny actually had a personality??? her and harry’s relationship didn’t feel weird or forced (and there was definitely no strange shoe tying incident)

it was actually tonks who found harry on the train in the sixth book after malfoy broke his nose and left him there. her patronus had changed so much (to resemble the shape of a huge hulking creature) that for a while harry thought she was in love with sirius and was mourning his death

pettigrew hesitated when harry and ron tried to overpower him so that they and the rest of the prisoners could escape the cellar at the malfoys. the silver hand voldemort crafted then turned on him for this small act of humanity and strangled him to death, even with ron and harry attempting to save him.

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- Draco had a severe existential crisis beginning in book six when he was ordered to kill Dumbledore , and was so distraught that despite having plenty of chances , he deliberately sabotaged himself. One of his attempts resulted in Katie Bell being harmed and soon after Harry spies on Draco and sees him in Myrtle’s bathroom , crying and throwing up and looking disgusted with himself.

During the Battle of Hogwarts , when Crabbe dies , Draco is completely inconsolable and nearly throws himself into the fire that killed his friend out of grief

- Also in “ The Cursed Child ” Draco is a very loving father to Scorpius and is working really hard to help mend the damage done by the Death Eaters and it’s pretty well implied he’s been cast off by much of his family

“ I have come to you because my son is crying and hurting and you’re keeping him from his best friend ” - Draco lecturing Harry because Harry ( super OOC btw ) wasn’t letting Albus hang out with Scorpius

- SIRIUS WAS ABUSED FOR BEING A GRYYFINDOR IN A SLYTHERIN FAMILY AND THAT’S WHY HE HATED GRIMMAULD PLACE

- Sirius and James were pretty much brothers, and Sirius often hid at the Potter home in his Hogwarts years

- Thinking of Harry and just knowing James’s son was alive gave Sirius enough strength to handle TWELVE YEARS of Dementor torment

- Hagrid was always feeding Harry and inviting him over for tea and just generally treating him like a son and was entirely a mess when he thought Harry died

- Fred and George memorized all the hidden secrets of Hogwarts in their first year , the bloody geniuses

- Once when Draco called Hermione a Mudblood in front of the Gryffindor Quidditch team , Fred and George got so furious it took the whole team PLUS onlookers to hold them back and George was straight up about to just ditch wands and throw fists

- Fred had a crush on Katie , Angelina , and possibly Lee Jordan ( I mean if you read it again and pay attention you can see the gay crushing )

- It’s implied that George is the technical guy in their plots and Fred is the idea guy , but they both have a knack for design and tricky magic

- Fred and George created a secret underground radio system designed to help people hide from Death Eaters and not ONCE did they get found out , they were war heroes

- George was also possibly bi? I mean he definitely seemed to have a thing for Oliver Wood , and Katie

- RON IS A GREAT GUY IN THE BOOKS AND HIGH KEY CRUSHING ON HERMIONE FROM THE START AND HIS BIGGEST FEAR IN BOOK SEVEN WITH THE HORCRUX NECKLACE???? THAT was real and raw and emotional af for Harry to witness

Ron’s biggest fear was losing his crush to his best friend and both of them leaving him behind I MEAN

- DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS RON IMITATED PARSELTONGUE SO WELL HE MANAGES TO GET INTO THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS TO STEAL BASILISK FANGS AND HERMIONE WAS SO IMPRESSED

- Flitwick was so impressed by the twins swamp prank that he REFUSED to take it down for like a month and then took down some of it , leaving a section as a monument to the twins groundbreaking magic AND a giant fuck u to Umbridge

He never reveals how he removed it and it’s implied that over time the swamp just grew back completely anyway???

- Fred and George created both actual love potions AND daydream potions that allow the user to pretty much experience a dream for real

- Fred and George deliberately hire people that are discriminated against ???? HEROES????? No but like they hire delinquents and werewolves and Muggle-borns and even give poor kids discounts ??? And they probably got hate for it but just keep on going ???

No but really the twins would be the nicest employers I love them ???

- DUDLEY

Dudley started being nicer to Harry In like book five and in book seven he was very distraught to learn that Harry had an army of murderers after him and got super indignant about the way his parents didn’t seem to care

- PETUNIA WAS REALLY BITTER THAT SHE WAS A SQUIB AND IT DROVE A WEDGE BETWEEN HER AND LILY BECAUSE ALL PETUNIA EVER WANTED WAS TO BE A WITCH

Aggggggggghhhh I’m just so sad about Draco in the movies he’s so much realer in the books

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- Petunia was a muggle not a squib but still

- Also, Ron and Hermione’s kiss wasn’t some stupid, spontaneous, over-dramatic mess, BUT BECAUSE HE, A PUREBLOOD WIZARD WHO HAD BEEN RAISED IN A SOCIETY THAT TAUGHT HIM THAT HOUSE ELVES ARE EXPENDABLE, REMEMBERED THAT THEY WERE IN DANGER AND WANTED THEM WARNED SO THAT THEY COULD ESCAPE

Not only is this a great example of character development that the film completely misses, but it also MAKES PERFECT SENSE THAT THAT WAS THE MOMENT HERMIONE REALISED, NOT ONLY HOW MUCH SHE LOVED HIM BUT ALSO HOW MUCH HE LOVED HER

AND SHE WAS GONNA KISS HIM BECAUSE THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN THEIR LAST CHANCE AND SHE WAS NOT GONNA MISS IT, WAR BE DAMNED

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- CHARLIE WEASLEY

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• Arthur Weasley and Lucius Malfoy get in a physical fight at Flourish and Blotts in the second book.

• At the end of PoA Harry tells the Dursley’s he has a god father and he’s escaped from wizard prison and likes to keep in touch with Harry and make sure he’s happy.

• Some of the Weasleys bust through the Dursley’s sealed off fire place when they floo to Privet Drive to take Harry to the World Qudditch Tournament.

• Draco (in his own git-ish way) warns Harry and Ron to get Hermione somewhere safe while the Death Eaters are attacking after the World Qudditch match.

• Harry wins reward money for winning the Tri-Wizard cup and gives it to Fred and George, which is how they have the money for their shop.

• Harry also tells them to buy Ron new dress robs with the money.

• Narcissa will take on anyone who goes after Draco.

• Harry Crucios one of the Carrow twins when they try to attack McGonagall.

• Rita Skeeter is an unregistered animagus, and her animagus form is a beetle.

• Hermione catches her towards the end of the forth book and keeps her in a mason jar.

• Only let’s her go and promises to keep her secret if she doesn’t write garbage about Harry.

• Draco never actually reveals a Dark Mark to Dumbledore.

• Harry doesn’t “get rid” of the Elder Wand. He uses it to fix his wand and then puts it back in Dumbledor’s tomb.

• Dumbledore’s funeral…..

• Remus explaining the Marauders becoming animagi and creating the map.

• Tonks and Remus’ relationship.

• Teddy Lupin.

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• Sirius thinking of Harry as James.

• Luna’s bedroom ceiling mural of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville with the word Friends around it.

• Dumbledore Calmly asking Harry if he put his name in the cup.

• Ron losing his mind and banging on the walls and screaming in the Malfoy dungeon when Hermione is being attacked by Bellatrix.

• Aberforth Dumbledore.

• Arianna Dumbledore.

• Kreacher lying to Harry about where Sirius is when Harry floo calls Grimmauld place to see if Sirius is safe or actually in trouble in the Dept. Of Mysteries.

• Kreacher becoming an amazing character after Harry gives him Regulas’s locket.

• Kreacher making the trio dinner while they stay there. Kreacher fighting for the light in the Battle of Hogwarts.

• S.P.E.W

• Hermione knitting hat’s for the Hogwarts house elves. Dobby taking all the hat’s because the other elves dont want to be free.

• Regulas Black.

• Hermione coming up with a defense for Hagrid to help try and save Buckbeak.

• Ron taking over Buckbeak’s defense for Hermione because she has too much schoolwork.

• Draco actually petting Buckbeak with Crabbe and Goyle. He calls Buckbeak ugly while petting him, which makes Buckbeak attack him.

• Harry getting so mad that he confronts Remus and Sirius about their bullying of Snape after he sees it in Snape’s mind.

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- AND the first kiss between Ron and Hermione actually happened in the Battle of. Hogwarts when Ron suggests that they should go in. the kitchens to say to the elves to run the FUCK AWAY!

Hermione was impressed because FINALLY her understands the struggle that they kiss each other in front of HARRY, who had to tell them that THEY WERE IN WAR. “ Yes mate, but now or never am I right?” (French version but you got the thing. xD)

- Percy fucking Wesley WITNESSING the death of his BROTHER FRED? WHO DIED WITH A SMILE OVER HIS FACE BECAUSE OF A PERCY’S JOKE.

- Charlie legendary Weasley.

- HOW BILL WEASLEY AND FLEUR DELACOUR ACTUALLY MET! The fact that Fleur was not liked by her hubby family! Especially Ginny and Molly!

- THE STORY OF MOLLY’S BROTHERS! FABIAN AND GIDEON WEASLEY #secondnameofhertwins!!

- Mr. Weasley PROMOTION!

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Fabian and Gideon were Prewetts, not Weasleys. Weasley was Arthur’s side of the family.

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Moonwalking through the years

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this is fucking dope

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This is my favorite post on Tumblr

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I’m so glad this has so many notes 😊lol

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This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.