[saturnmortis]

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[evilkaito]

this post started 5th wave feminism

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[pranks-zappa]

GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I'm pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that's ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It's a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you're crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It's a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you're just putting that together now, huh?

[demo]

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[somecutething]

Puppy wipes his feet off before going inside ♥️😂

[alexandrart17]

The peacock I entered in the Art Walk contest! I finished him and entered him a few weeks ago but voting is next week the day before the art walk. I made a peacock for an order at the beginning of the year and I think this one is so much better. He’s about 18” across so it was hard to take photos in my tiny light box.

I’m just so proud of him! He’s so pretty. Whenever I have time I’ll design a smaller one to sell in the shop and on my etsy.

[alexandrart17]

The awesome Father’s Day commissions I had! Both of these were a bit of a challenge but so much fun to make. 
The top is a WWE wrestling champion belt and on the bottom is Kratos from God of War. At first I had all the pieces for the belt facing the same way but flipping the black ones around really made the letters pop. Kratos’s tattoo took some trial and error but I love how it looks. For his sword I pulled up a picture on my phone, traced it, and then used that to cut it out of cardstock.

[alexandrart17]

The new models I added to the shop last week! My aliens have been really popular! I’ve been wanting to make a green one also but life is so busy right now. Someone requested an owl and I was never very fond of my tiny ones so I made a new design from scratch and I love it so much!! I initially used a lot of colors just to make an experimental shape but it looked cool so I cleaned it up and made a complete one for the shop.

[alexandrart17]

A sea turtle I made! Someone requested one and I tried my best to make the shell pattern look like an actual sea turtle shell. The custom one was more of a lime color and I really liked it so I made another one to go on etsy. Message me if you want something custom!

[alexandrart17]

Gave the mermaids to my Poppop this weekend and he bought these tiny beach chairs for them! They’re so cute!

[alexandrart17]

Twin mermaids my Poppop requested for his wife’s twin nieces! I love making the curly ponytails. He asked for their initials to be on them so I added the hair bows. 
Goal for next week though, making a light box. It’s getting tough to just find a well lit corner of my work space.

[alexandrart17]

Just added this little Minnie Mouse to my etsy. This is the third Minnie I’ve made so I think it’s time to give Mickey a try.

[alexandrart17]

A cute little pug I made for my dad for his birthday. We’ve always had pugs as family pets and he really loves them. She’s made from about 200 units and based on the pug we had when I was little, Katie.

[alexandrart17]

These took so much work but it was so worth it! Eight planets, sailor moon, and mini moon.

I made these as a custom order for someone and it was a lot of fun. Each one is over 300 units with the long haired ladies being 360 units. I think my favorite part was the little hair details like Venus’s bow and Pluto’s bun.

Let me know what you think!

[alexandrart17]

I’ve started adding Valentine items to the shop! The pink penguin has a heart on its back and the jar has 100 wishing stars.

[alexandrart17]

I haven’t updated in a while so I wanted to show what I’m adding to the guild shop today. My little penguins are definitely my best seller in all their different colors. Life has been super busy and hectic but the plus side is part of it was because of custom orders and making things for holidays. I have a lot more spare time right now so I’ll be posting all of those!

[alexandrart17]

A few models I added to the shop today! Sorry I haven’t been posting anything, I’ve been super busy working on some really big orders before Christmas. I’ve made the Sailor Moon and Ariel before, one as a gift and one as a special order. I made a really big Hello Kitty months ago and thought a little one would be cute. I especially love the tiny bow I made.