X=Y+T

Where: "X" = Comedy "Y" = Tragedy "T" = Time

[memecrazyrich]

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[dresdencodak]

I made some Robocop Valentines for you.

[tyrianblizzard]

Good day to everyone on my tumblr who did not deserve to see this

My sibling and I had a very short argument about if Chi-chi from Dragon Ball Z was a monster fucker under the guidelines that she is married to and has children with Goku.

My argument:

According to the monster fucker pride flag, the green stripe represents those who are into Aliens. Goku is a saiyan, a.k.a., an alien. Therefore, Chichi is a monster fucker.

My sibling’s argument:

Goku is a very humanoid creature, whereas if you remove the tail, there is no way to differentiate him from a regular boring human. 

But it goes further.

When monster fuckers refer to aliens, they mostly mean creatures like this:

Goku simply isn’t this. To strengthen their argument, they mentioned a general rule for aliens that “You are a monster fucker if you have to strategize how to kiss them.”

In Conclusion 

Chi-Chi is not a monster fucker on the consensis that when kissing Goku, the only thing she has to strategize is what box she has to stand on.

A wholesome ending to such a fucked up argument

[dbztextposts]

[woodmeat]

Stop putting this on my dash

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaooooo

[anditwaslegendary]

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one of our brethren, cruelly taken in his prime due to cholera. Which reminds me...

[80sanime]

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[speakingofcharlotte]

I needed this.

[quinintheclouds]

I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here

[teatops]

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[saeraas]

[superinframan]

[k8e-88]

Why would you leave that in the tags??

[mariacallous]

#TONIGHT

[drst]

[rcmclachlan]

[dies-first]

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

[twitter]

[pucket]

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Portable hobbit hole from the future

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

EARTH POD

[aberrantemotion]

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

[official-lucifers-child]

FUCKING HELL

[mrhungry]

WE UNLOCKED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SET

[letsjustdieeveryone]

long ago, the four pods lived together in harmony . . .

[nonbinarycryptic]

3 more days an we'll finally understand

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I read this aloud in the brief window I had before the hilarity overtook me, and the whole house was hooting like a troop of gibbons for a good five minutes.

[catchymemes]