Alexis

She/they 20 Professional being of flesh

[ev1d3nce0nfire]

Hat kid

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[splatoon-daily-till-an-anime]

day 403 of posting splatoon fanart everyday until a splatoon anime is announced

main blog @brewsterrwastaken

today i ask that you criticise my art. rant about what works and rip into the flaws. talk for hours if you have to, but give me your criticism i need to be able to take art advice DO YOUR WORST example subject: Frye

[ripempezardexerox]

[bongwaterbunny]

will forever be so normal about grace telling stratt that the party is weird and stratt immediately going "okay so im going to sing at you now. and i will make direct eye contact with you in the crowd. then i will decide im done halfway through the song and leave without a word." and it actually working to make grace look more happy

what is wrong with them

[jame7t]

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

[cryptotheism]

What's actually crazy is they blasted him apart every day but he used the force to keep his smithereens together.

[jame7t]

he cant do it forever. 1 like = 1 prayer to separate a smithereen

[evil-scientist]

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

[joyous-bunnies]

im so fucking mad

[motleyflash]

i felt inspired

[mistdrawz-bonnie]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[justanothersquidblog]

hiii

[making-you-in-mtg]

[souragdoll]

[reliableslimegal]

[saul-tortellini]

This is perhaps my new favorite video

[transmechanicus]

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

[gaozzzii]

[ixa193]

[catgirlforeskin]

THAT’S WHERE THIS IS FROM??