this is my main but i do not use it!!!

go to @alexartform or @aj-jesterdude instead!!!

[snowflakeb0ttles]

OH WAIT ITS 3AM ITS PENNYS BIRTHDAY TODAY !!!!!!!!!!

[snowflakeb0ttles]

everyone say happy birthday penny right MEOW!!!!!!

[turing-tested]

Wait just to be clear are u upset about the cock monologue or the kid who thought he was being too friendly/familiar with fans or that ppl escalated "he's acting cringe hello fellow kids" to "he's obviously a pedo then"

specifically in this context i am upset over the fact a fairly popular post (current day) said that he 'acted like he'd been accused of being a pedophile' as if thats not what literally happened (followed by someone saying "lets get this enough notes so he has to address it and try to defend himself lmao" on the same post) and then acting like it was weird on HIS end to object to the idea of someone saying he was a sexual predator (because they didn't even do that! /s) when one of the immediate replies on the post prior to his response was "i think the idea of someone defending themselves against being accused of being a sexual predator based on vibes because it got enough traction he can't ignore it is funny" like the "hes acting like cringe hello fellow kids" -> "he's obviously a pedophile" were not really two separate instances, the order of events was "he's a sexual predator because i think he panders to teenage girls and wants for form a cult". i dont even care THAT much about the specifics of the post in the past so much as someone claiming in the present that he was in the wrong for objecting to something 'that wasn't even said' when people on the literal post thought it would be funny if he had to defend himself against the accusation of being a sexual predator

[aj-jesterdude]

i’m terrified 5 komaeda blogs followed me what is happening

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

AND THE CAR

THE CAR

HOW DO YOU POLISH

[montymollusk]

shit i love about fallout 4

because sometimes critique gets tiring and you wanna remember what made you like the game in the first place

the way the ss goes “nice” or “im in” whenever they hack a terminal

all of the semi-sarcastic comments in the pre war scenes (sugar bombs, 100% daily value of…sugar.)

how codsworth says “AS I LIVE AND BREATHE…” even though he’s a robot

dogmeat trusting you immediately

dogmeat playing with teddy bears when you put them in his inventory

dogmeat in general lbr here

how preston immediately starts patrolling sanctuary as soon as you get there, my protective boy

(after the workshop dlcs) “at least it’s not rainin” *immediately shoots a rain firework*

nicks HANDS!!!!!

pipers way of talking with her hands even if the person she’s talking to can’t see her

moe cronins version of baseball

the fact that no one in diamond city knows what baseball is

how very obviously pissy your ss is at this fact

deathclaws scratching at the ground to sharpen their nails

mutant hounds sitting like fat old puppies!!!!!!! mutant hounds in general!!!!!

deacon immediately becoming your best friend and lying his ass off to get you in the railroad even if you did everything right in the first place

tinker tom. just in general

the fact that father thought it would be a great idea to make you believe that synth shaun was him just for shits and giggles

like what the fuck shaun?????

you can wear dresses regardless of gender!!!!!!!! fucken finally

how some of the skeletons are posed, puking in a toilet, killing a teddy bear, like yeah that’s how i would want my body to be frozen for the rest of time too

when feral ghouls fall over each other trying to get to you

maccready’s voice lines. all of them

kellogg having a tragic backstory but still being shown as a dickhead

there’s no good ending to far harbor

having all of your companions in one settlement and picking up 1 (one) junk item and they ALL bitch about it at once

pack brahmin getting stuck on a roof and suddenly trashcan carla lives in sanctuary now

raider banter

trying to do stealth and strong being really fucking bitter about it

the entire uss constitution quest

feel free to add your own

[thevillagescribe]

@boots-on-the-prydwen

[boots-on-the-prydwen]

-when companions are all chilling at Sanctuary and you faintly hear Hancock telling his joke or MacCready quietly laughing to himself saying “it’s quiet out here…too quiet” from across Sanctuary

-Mel and Sonia

-when you get into power armor and all your companions are like “hey cool armor” and Danse yells “NOW THATS WHAT I CALL LOCKED AND LOADED”

-unmarked locations. All of them

-Scribe Haylen and how she writes in her terminal as the game progresses through the brotherhood storyline based on the ss choices and also her holotape expressing doubts about the brotherhood I wish we could’ve convinced her to leave the brotherhood she deserved better

-Mr. zwicky and Ms. Edna’s wedding in diamond city

-dressing up companions in the Grognak costume

-seeing characters from quests in random encounters

-strong and his constant complaining lmao

-when you enter the Railroad HQ and drummer boy runs up to you every time

-graygarden

-in the pre war scene if the male spouse asks the female ss if she wants to go to the park and her sarcastic response is “yeah bc I wanna get pregnant AGAIN”

-when you walk away from characters speaking to you and they ask “where are you going?”

-the General Atomics Galleria

[benjobone-deactivated20190629]

-in goodneighbor, when you go in that alleyway in which Bobbie’s door is, if you back away and walk forward she’ll say “hey, you-“ “hey,you, looki-“ like a broken record

- how nick busts out a screwdriver and just randomly tweaks his hand

-that dumb glitch where Preston holds the laser beam part of his gun. boy, baby boy, you’re gonna hurt yourself

- when companions say nice things when you stimpack them

-dogmeat putting up his lil’ paws on the windowsill in Red Rocket

- sometimes, when you need to pass a red speech check, you turn around and open the pip boy to check your charisma level or pop a grape mentat. we’ve all done it don’t lie to me

- when you return to Cambridge Police Station after blind betrayal, you have the ability to talk to Haylen. depending on what you’ve done, she’s emotional

- killing Finn instantly in goodneighbor. hancock’s like “holy shit I dig it, my guy, welcome”

- walking around in Diamond City with nick and guards comment stuff like “Nicky’s good people. Well… y’know what I mean.”

[afloweroutofstone]

“MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)” is not at all my type of music but it has been so much fun watching prominent social conservatives try and pick a fight with Lil Nas X over it just for him to just be like “I fucked your dad”

[dragonpaint]

[autumngracy]

Lil Nas X playing whack-a-mole on Twitter

[ziraseal]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[jonroxton]

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

[pand-block]

You know what? I’m sick of this *digs three blocks down and closes myself in with a dirt block*

[worldeaterouroboros]

*presses shift so you can’t see my name tag*

[prokopetz]

Look, if you’re going to send me recommendations for comedy media, you need to understand that I’m the sort of person who can sit through an exquisitely crafted half-hour standup routine and barely crack a smirk, then stumble across a Tumblr post where the entire joke is somebody grotesquely mis-spelling a common word and lose it for like a minute straight.

[prokopetz]

Like, this right here? According to the gremlin that lives in my brain, this is the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen:

[prokopetz]

This image is now funny for a different reason.

[shitpostbot5k]

[cungadero]

the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

[alexsmainthing]

ioh

hey yeah i don’t. post on this thing. you should maybe go try following @aj-jesterdude ??? i post there more frequently

[aj-jesterdude]

Miles, Miles, Miles

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17527553/chapters/41640461

One day, little ol’ me started an AU. And now I’m finally writing it. Go check out Miles, Miles, Miles on AO3!

[aj-jesterdude]

Miles, Miles, Miles

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17527553/chapters/41640461

One day, little ol’ me started an AU. And now I’m finally writing it. Go check out Miles, Miles, Miles on AO3!

[aj-jesterdude]

Miles, Miles, Miles

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17527553/chapters/41640461

One day, little ol’ me started an AU. And now I’m finally writing it. Go check out Miles, Miles, Miles on AO3!

[aj-jesterdude]

Miles, Miles, Miles

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17527553/chapters/41640461

One day, little ol’ me started an AU. And now I’m finally writing it. Go check out Miles, Miles, Miles on AO3!

[thoodleoo]

60 roman senators and i stab you 23 times in the theater of pompey (you are julius caesar) asmr