hihey

Nobody want a broken person

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[teumessianandlaelaps]

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Leave him alone, he's enjoying his meal. Too cute!

[importantdogimages]

[elodieunderglass]

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

[cryptotheism]

They made us out of dirt and mud so we would fuck and roast wild beasts

[orcboxer]

mud people when they see an unroasted unfucked wild beast:

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[rakkzi]

[helltitty]

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

[rye-bread-the-2nd]

why dont you look at THIS picture

[missadelinecatgirl]

shit that’s a good one

[chainsawmansheart]

[natalieironside]

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

[breadbird]

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

[deathbyotpin123]

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

[charlesoberonn]

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

[grifalinas]

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

[teaboot]

😔

[prismarina-sun]

Maybe I am better in small doses...

[frogeye-pierce]

She is rash

She is unrepentant

From the book “The Best of LIFE (magazine)” 1975

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[octavio-world]

reblog to survive

[netherator]

pocketing my delicious ooze

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[catasters]

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[hte-spagheti]

[summerchat]

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other