The Future Is Bulletproof

The Aftermath is Secondary

[alfcorecute]

Okay Yall im back on tumblr: but heres the catch- im remaking so I dont have a million old posts just hanging out here: Follow me here

[diosmaden]

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thoodleoo]

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

[eyeplague-del-deactivated202007]

The internet is unsafe for children

[eyeplague-del-deactivated202007]

If you’re 15 or under and you’re making nsfw jokes on the regular, you need to step back and realize that is not normal, that is not a good example of productive internet usage

[eyeplague-del-deactivated202007]

If you’re 16 and you have a “kink list” there is something wrong with how the internet has affected you. Take a step back and assess yourself

[markvomit]

[alfcorecute]

BTW if You Miss my posting; Im on twitter now. I go on tumblr when my feed’s empty, follow me @alfcorecutie

[abyssalzones]

theyre horribly lost.

[slocotion]

snippets

[sunfortune]

I hate the russos but also I hate marvel stans who consistently let them believe they really did something with endgame and infinity war (AND civil war) ...to the point where they’re going on tour for it??? LIKE the way game of thr*nes fans had d&d by the Neck, afraid to show their faces at panels after that Garbage ass finale? that Should’ve been the russos too but marvel stans LOVE accepting Garbage without complaint

[sunfortune]

[camelot1967]

okay so the plan is

-opening night of cats, sneak in by buying tix to a different movie (avoid contributing money to the death of art)

-pop an edible

-meet god

[godlessondheimite]

this is really, really bad advice. a lot of people here are young and might not have done edibles before: you need to take the edible 1-2 hours before you actually see the movie so that it hits with the opening chords and your trip progresses with the movie

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

all of you are positing really terrible ideas on a website full of minors. you shouldn’t “pop an edible” for cats (2019). find acid.

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

some thumbnailing practice with my fav twilight princess cutscenes. itd be nice 2 actually make these into comics but i dont got the time for that

[blackbearmagic]

Good morning,

museums should repatriate artifacts belonging to living cultures and display reproductions instead

[blackbearmagic]

Good afternoon,

no one is entitled to the sacred art, tools, or costumes of another culture (save members of the culture itself) and nonsacred reproductions will serve just as well for the purposes of education and appreciation

[blackbearmagic]

Good evening,

having museums full of reproductions would be even cooler than having museums full of sacred artifacts because when modern craftspeople are able to replicate those artifacts, it’s usually because they still make the same items the same way today

this means that you could have description tags emphasizing that such-and-such item has been made by these people in almost the same way for hundreds of years

having museums full of beautiful reproductions takes the emphasis off of Things and places it on the People who make them, which is really as it should be

[despazito]

CHICKEN DIVERSITY MASTERPOST

[steeple333]

@lesbianlinkle

[votoms]

ok so now that u nontransfem ppl know that jk rowling wants us dead now, which we have been pointing out for Some Time,  can u all take the time out to wonder why you’re calling her a “terf” when she is neither radical nor a feminist and maybe just call her a transmisogynist instead? a request we have been making for, also, Some Time.

[votoms]

we are constantly asking you all not to water down the few effective words we have to meaningfully describe and name our opressors and other people who expouse rhetoric that puts us in harm’s way then you all concede for a few days (usually after some presumably liberal woman in the public eye turns out to have fallen down the rad to trad pipeline) and then go back to ignoring us and it’s all very performative and transparent and i’m tired of it.

[just-a-jumbled-writer]

We regret to inform you the writer who

Created a race of slaves who are happy to serve, whose abolitionist allies are seen as out of touch or weird

Created werewolves who were metaphors for AIDs and then made a character who deliberately infects people

Has only given LGBT+ representation outside the actual content of her works

Appropriated large portions of Native American culture and spirituality in order to make an American School!AU

Made Jewish caricatures out of Goblins and had them all run banks

Might not be a good person.

[alfcorecute]

Yall...We’ve Been Knew that JKR was the worst, saying its transphobic to try to separate her intent from the books is just dumb. Half of my favorite books have rlly shitty authors bc they’re old, death of the author’s been a thing for Fucking Decades,