Alf I Wanted

primary blog is @deadearbuds

[deadearbuds]

zatanna x ts

inspired by:

[theblackparadeisdead]

His hair looks like a lego piece

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Lego store has a custom printer you know what that means

[thekidsfromyestergay]

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[the274]

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

[evilwizard]

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

[tayley]

i remember looking at myself. i took a shower, and i looked at myself in the mirror. and i’m not wearing any clothes, and i had a terrible self-image because of this unhealthy relationship i was in. and i just remember looking at myself in the face, and looking in my eyes and being like — “you haven’t been treated the way that you deserve to be treated. and there’s got to be someone out there that sees you, and actually sees you. and it’s not the person you’re with, and it has never been the person that you’re with. and so, you need to figure that out.”

hayley williams, anna faris podcast (2021)

[7385928176385960-deactivated202]

there's something about those two...

[possession]

Patrick Bateman’s morning routine (2000) Margot Robbie’s Beauty Routine for Vogue (2016)

[vampscience]

i relate to patrick bateman not because i hate women or gay people or whatever but because i too can sit on my ass and do fuck all every day and my internal monologue will be like "i'm deranged. i'm inhuman. i'm a twisted fucking cycle path

[gotalottalegs]

Does anybody have those cute fuckin. I think they were New Years drawings ? Where the whole band had drawn themselves & like. Their ‘hope for the world’ & their advice or saying for the new year or something and Franks hope for the world was just Coke Zero and Mikey drew himself like his

[fall-out-boytoy]

i gotchu!!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

do not. sell my husband to one direction.

[userparamore]

well, go get your shovel / and we’ll dig a deep hole / to bury the castle, bury the castle

BRICK BY BORING BRICK / PARAMORE toronto, canada | nov. 7th

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[transmascfrankiero]

you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

[diyemo]

“no one has bigger balls than us right now…i pulled out songs that like….can you rip a song like a song that we did in 2001 and never released? we demo-ed it but no one can find the fucking demo. and like the only like survivable recording anyone can find is a sound check at the knitting factory. that’s the only recording of it. so we had to go back, listen to that, and relearn what we thought was being played. and also like how would we play it now? and so the night before we played the song, which was the last show, i just rewrote parts for it that i thought would be, ‘alright this is what i think i would’ve played then, this is what i would play now and i think it works best.’ and we kind of rewrote the song the night before and then tried to rip it with songs we had been doing for like 6 months. and like that. you feel like a badass when you can do that. you feel like a musician then. like the musicianship and the artistry, that can’t be fucked with.”

— frank iero on sister to sleep

[alfiwanted]

hes insane

[devouringyourson]

they should invent legs that don't hurt

[catchymemes]

[alostchord]

Here’s the update post, for those who were curious.

[alfiwanted]

im crying

[rocals]

danger days is so funny. mikey and ray canonically fucking die halfway through and then it's like. SAD! anyways. this ain't a party‼️ 💃💃 get off the dance floor‼️ 🕺🕺

[theblackparadeisdead]

Mcr is so funny bc it's like what if you took essentially the greatest guitarist of the 21st century who is a weird film major, the self appointed reincarnation of Joan of Arc if Joan of Arc was like. really into batman, a scene queen who looks like he's being puppeted around by the ghost of a dead Victorian child with a hunger for britpop, and the guy who showed up to every single one of their gigs until they just forgot he wasn't in the band and also couldnt go a day without maiming himself or someone else. And then what if they made some of the most gut wrenching gorgeous music I've ever heard in my life