Alfred Likes Bread

Meme away the pain

[tomiestrider]

if you really think about it, max from sharkboy and lavagirl is a greywarren

[kodorki]

minoru tanaka i’m so sorry i called you a fuckboy

[movie-gifs]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

BIG DICK ENERGY

[ominouspaperclip]

Saw some memes, decided to combine them. Original comic by seebangnow. Edit by me.

[weirdlandtv]

Know your bricks!

[unclefather]

i won’t say this again

[swimtonewyorkstate]

moodboard

[chronicowboy]

if a corpse bride rose from the dead and agreed to be my wife I would simply marry her. rip to victor van dort but I'm different.

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[spidaerman]

ao3:

me:

[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[touyadraxon]

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.

[taurusvenus]

Harry Styles - Lights Up (Official Video): *exists*

Me:

[carygrantsbeard]

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

[crazyintheeast]

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

[velmajinkiesdinkley]

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

[yellew]

before and after work

[tarynel]

Damn work that rough ya pants gone. Lmao

[sexwitsockson]

onlyfans is hard work

[miki-sama]

primmadona worm... yeah

all he ever wanted was to squirm

[valtsv]

when i’m watching something that i’ve seen before and it gets to a scene that makes me feel excruciating secondhand embarrassment but i’m watching it with other people so i can’t skip it

[valtsv]

when i come back and it turns out they paused it because they didn’t want me to miss anything

[bubblegumnebulaa]

WFFJGIKFEVSSHY

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit

edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother

edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, who’s kind of immortal

edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him

[megapuddi64]

The Catch These Hands Alchemist

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[12345675432132345643-deactivate]

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job