32 y/o shtposter

[videofame]

[velvet-lover]

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

[faeriedustdiary]

[videofame]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[ufash]

Potato?? Does it work?? I will edit if it does

Edit: it does

Trust

[malevolentwomenlover]

Pls let me get the girl 😔

[mythos-nerds]

Dude I got pass my exams- please

[just-a-girlblogger-deactivated2]

Don't let me get cockblocked please 🙏🙏 (or better yet, let her know I will always be smarter and prettier and she can just sit, bitch, and whine )

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[traumatizeddfox]

i wish i could die without dying

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[nutmeg1993]

[itskarmalone]

For those who are younger than me, or does not know what this is talking about

Behold, Penelope!

[ampervadasz]

[stumblngrumbl]

[rartedarchived]

[setfiretothefiends-deactivated2]

Women with both

[uwx-deactivated20150811]

[thatbitchsimone]

[thrussy]

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[gravegospel]

[phunderplonics]

MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

[missfattyy]

Reblog if..

● your parents called you fat

● your brother/sister called you fat

● your friends called you fat

● you called yourself fat

● a stranger called you fat