the worlds greatest detective

a bit of a more private blog for the most private man on the planet

[alias-l-lawliet]

L or whatever you'd like to call me here. unlabled in every meaning of the word

german american, currently in school. i will post my thoughts, photos, and perhaps art at times. and of course, whatever else catches my interest.

as always, interactions are welcome. if you happen to find yourself on this blog, chances are youre welcome here.

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[fishinspacey]

this is all part of L’s genius plan

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[draconic-kira]

WHY IS THIS BODY SO SHORT

[comedic-tragedies]

i cant sew in a straight line to save my life

[wartankhorse]

mello writing labb: beyond birthday killed people and he did it in a way that was hard to solve. no nevermind. this style of writing is stupid oh my god. .. so you guys remember the kira and L battle right? well FUCK KIRA. that guy is so dumb its actually really funny , a kid stumbles his way into supernatural powers and has an IIIIDDDDIIIOOOTTTTTTTT of a pet shinigami to do absolutely nothing but steal my sense of immaculate fashion sense. i dont gaf about kira. i dont GAF ABOUT KIRA. what matters is L……mmmngnghgh…..L…………ohm y god L……fuck…………. also this is not a novel so anyone who interprets it as so kill yourself and by the way FUCK YOU NEAR if anyone finds this memoir and one of them happens to be that DIM witted PRICK TWAT IDIOT BIG headed SMALL dick near i will come back from the dead and rip and burn these pages infront of him . actulaly no. i hope he does read this because if the fact that IVE met L PERSONALLY and MULTIPLE TIMES for that matter inflicts ANY SORT OF PAIN AND JEALOUSY on his feeble body then thats more than fine. suck on my DICK stipid bitch . ugh….. anyways chapter one

[near-the-end]

playing with my dolls in nice and normal ways. Its very normal to have doll versions of your friends :}

[alias-l-lawliet]

God is real and hes in a bowl of ice cream. i found him

[alias-l-lawliet]

Favorite fictional detective?

Detective Gumshoe captured my young selves heart and i fear nobody can compete

[alias-l-lawliet]

also, aforementioned kid who looks like near but acts like matt shares my name. so ive reduced it back down to a letter. which is fine, i think it's handy

[alias-l-lawliet]

i work with children, and they remind me so much of the kids at wammys. only, theyre allowed to be so much sillier. i love it, theyre so messy and loud and sometimes incredibly dumb and theyre allowed.

if any of my successors read this, i love and miss you lots

[alias-l-lawliet]

i promise i speak like a human being after the first few messages. i feel like i tend to turn people off due to my... me-ness. a shame, i do enjoy talking to people

[alias-l-lawliet]

i promise i speak like a human being after the first few messages. i feel like i tend to turn people off due to my... me-ness. a shame, i do enjoy talking to people

[keinsky]

godkiller

[alias-l-lawliet]

my toothache is solved because i just locked the fuck in and i choose to believe this.

[lightyagamiscorsets]

Two people total mentioned the piercings I give Light so here's more with that ❤️❤️

Edit: I'm not calling Light white, the thing under the "ft. Lawlight" was meant to be a joke about them because L is a white man I'm crine I didn't know id need to specify I thought it was common ball 💔