I'm just along for the ride

[luxthestrange]

Con/SG Bot:PLEASE TELL ME THERES MORE-

Otaku Human*Pulls out their Watch list*OFCOURSE THERES MORE!?

And thus...the world was save...by Sailor Moon,Luffy,Goku,Mukoda,Chibli and so much more ...

Cybertronian*Watching illustrated motion food*...WHY AM I GETTING HUNGRY I CANT EVEN EAT HUMAN FOOD!?

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Funny idea!! Humans are gremlins if left alone and unsupervised… and horribly bored!! they get into mischief like if you have toddlers(or pets) alone they will become creative… so they get air jailed by their favorite bot/con

Some humans loved it so much that they purposefully misbehave or cause trouble just to be carried.

And some humans do this whenever they see that their favorite bot/con is over-worked or overwhelmed…. I can also see that humans being empaths and having the keen ability to read body languages or ques.. since they do not have an em scans thing and such.

Hope you like this idea!! :3

I mean- we are gremlins, wdymmm /silly /lh

I love the fact on Earth, us humans are so fuckin funny ironically and unironically. Cybertronians will never deny the fact that humans are good with their sense of humor (even if it's a little concerning when we crack jokes about something traumatic that happened to us but ey, gotta laugh a little bit at something lest we become too miserable for the rest of our life.) So when we get up to mischief, it's either gon be fun or a bit irritating. like oouuu what that shiny button do? DO NOT- We're curious as shit wanting to know as much as we can but sometimes, we can be a littleeee too curious. On the empathetic part though, cybertronians know humans are very sociable beings and love creating communities with people to aide one another. Something they definitely need to learn too while yeah, humans are far from being perfect and they don't hold themselves to a higher standards. Something about being cared for, loved on and worried over warms their spark.

How can a little being carry this much love in them? It's almost like they know or yearn for love themselves.

[transformers-spike]

New cybertronion human mating method found, give the human you want to court food. Instant success.

-🔧

oh my god

I desperately need bots giving their humans food. It's like when you're feeding a random alley cat. You gape in awe as it eats from your hand. But when bots do this to us, it's... both demeaning and endearing

also, i'm trying to think of a bot capable of giving you a cake with their face of it - but the ones that come to mind (Starscream) would be mortified if the cakes don't look exactly like them

[luxthestrange]

Human Food

You guys ever think...Earth might be the universe culinary masterpiece?...like you got Yautja's coming in secret to eat some mcdonals or...some pozole from the restaurant?...like cybertronians or mcb always seeing these aliens coming to earth in discuises to partake in their favorite cuisine?...some even becoming ADDICTS to the simple pleasure of instant ramen...or a good old cup of coffee

So, one day, brainstorm or other scientists managed to upgrade their holoforms ENOUGH to be able to taste and digest human food...and i think it goes like how newborn babies try solid food for the first time-

Case and point...poor tailgate trying icecream for the FIRST time went like

Y/n*Smiles holding a simple vanilla icecream for him*Dont eat too much too fast~

Tailgate*Tries a small bite, surprised by the temperature, then savours it, and eyes bulged out and grabs your hand holding the dessert and mushes it on to his mouth*!?!?!

Other Liason*Holding his back and cackles*T-TAILGATE LET GO!

Y/n*Seeing him try to eat more even if he gets dirty*T-TAILGATE!BREATH CYCLONUS HELP-...

Other liaison*Sees her own dessert is now gone and sees Cyclonus is avoiding looking at her*...

Cyclonus*Blushing as his whole mouth is covered in whipped cream and ice cream as his Sunday bowl is so clean there was not even a spot*...

-Meanwhile on the table next to them-

Mcb!Yn*Blinks seeing your humanoid cardbots in pain from brainfreeze*...

Shadow X*Holding his head and whines*AAAAAH, DEATH IS UPON US! I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH!?

Heavy Iron*Just finished his ice cream cake, smashes the plate on the floor*I like this! Another!?-...oh

Yuri*Who came in with 10 burgers for each and every one of the bots but glares at heavy iron*Clean.that.up.youngman...

Buffalo*Gasps in awe seeing his burger is in the shape of a heart with flags, smiles as Yuri puts him a bib along kiss on the forehead*Thank you, Mrs Yuri!

Phoenix fire*Holding his head and whines*I-I Been betrayed by the opposite of f-fire...

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Y/n*Coming downstairs from your old home, yawning, you head to the kitchen and get ready to start the day with the usual coffee only...to see it's empty along with your morning sweet bread*What the f-...are you fucking

Ratchet passed out on the sofa with crumbs all over his face and shirt, your favorite coffee mug in his hand, and a chicken leg on the other with a big chunk bitten off

Y/n: Not even Judas was this much of a hypocrite...

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Y/n*Patting your cons backs and then seeing Tarn's own holoavatar crying*Hon what's wrong-

Tarn*Eating Pizza as his first food for the first time, tears running down his face*L-life ish bea-ifuh...

Rest of the Djd Nodding as they eat and their fill with a bit of cola...which took you awhile to tell them "No, it's not mud water with bubbles"...

----------------------------------At a Maid Cafe------------------------------

Maid!Waitress*Serving you and probably the most rugged, retired commando-looking old man, along with the most man? Wearing a mask, he looks like some cyberpunk fanatic, a strawberry parfait and a big beer, and a kid's jumbo burger and fries with onion rings, Commando guy, him the bear and you kid jumbo burger and the cyberpunk guy the parfait *Enjoy masters~

Y/n & Megatron & Sounwave:...

You both switch the items to the correct person, you take a drink of the big, Soundwave the jumbo burger meal, and Megatron the cutesy parfait, all three of you enjoying your items

Maid!Waitress*Saw that and thinks of that one meme*"Moe gap..."

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[mouseycometz]

Starscream and Stacy have a very weird way of flirting.

(🎨 by @transform-artion)

[mouseycometz]

Her bikini top went missing on their special beach day. 💔

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Sari should be allowed to punch people

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When you’re the size of a walnut to this intruder but have the audacity of a slightly larger walnut

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Happy paws up in the air! Bumblebee is living his best organic life🐝✨ Artwork by @soursoppi

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Megastar as dragonformers!

[mychlapci]

not sure how it would happen but optimus finding an amnesiac decogged megatron/d-16 is so... he knows the decepticons are looking for their leader so he just takes him in. Everyone doesn't know how to react because he actually does act like d-16. There's zero trace of megatron in him. He jokes around, he playfully gets physical with his friends, he helps them whenever there's trouble, and he does this cute thing where he waddles after them because his friends are all so big now and he struggles to catch up. It's really hard to accept the fact that this harmless guy is megatron.

And optimus misses him so much. It's hard to keep his hands off of him. He knows it's not right and the other autobots find his antics disturbing because it's pretty much assault, right? Yeah, d-16 might cling to optimus and acts like he did with orion but d-16 just doesn't know any better. But optimus just can't not take advantage of it. He knows it's wrong but some part of him thinks he deserves this. He's so tired and he's worked so hard after all. Maybe this is just primus' way to reward him.

He actually manages to hold himself back for a while until d-16 sneaks into his room at night and what is he supposed to do? Not fuck his tiny best friend who crawls into his berth and nervously asks why they're not having fun anymore? Of course he cracks. It just turns into the best sex of his life. D-16 used to be bigger and stronger than him so while he undoubtedly enjoyed orion's dick, he used to tease him a lot. As optimus though, he's much bigger than d-16 and he has the stamina to match. He now knows how d-16 look under him crying and pleading for him to be gentle because he's afraid he might break. He now knows how d-16 look with his huge yellow eyes filled with tears because he has overloaded multiple times just from optimus' spike alone. He knows it's not right, it's fucked up, but it's just so difficult to be a good person when d-16 hiccups and clings to him with his valve clenching around his spike like he's begging for a baby.

Anyway. The writers of tfp really didn't know what kinda freaks they've created with that orion pax arc lmao

literally classic scenario. we need a good amnesia arc for megatron/d16 where he gets taken advantage of

[mychlapci]

Read a SG Dratchet fic recently where Ratchet artificially inseminates a captured Drift to act as an Autobot broodmare, except Drift has now imprinted on Ratchet as being the sire of his bitties (he’s carrying twins). Drift keeps getting more and more distressed at the lack of attention he’s getting from his sire in the fics due to being kept in isolation- he’s still a prisoner after all -and now I can’t stop thinking about him finally snapping one day once his carrier coding insists that he’s had enough and breaking out of the Autobot brig in an interface-crazed frenzy, shredding any Autobot that even looks at him the wrong way as he goes on a rampage through the base to find his bitties sire. Busts into a high command meeting and pins Ratchet to the conference table everyone is standing around, only keeping himself from ripping apart these strange mechs who kept his mate from him bc Ratchet tells at everyone to stand down, they can’t harm their newest experiment, he’s got it all under control. Drift doesn’t care about anything else now that he’s finally got Ratchet under him and Ratchet’s spike in his needy valve finally satisfying his carrier coding, the other high command members watching as this Decepticon prisoner starts fucking himself like a bot possessed on their CMO’s spike, crying and moaning about how much he missed him so much and that he won’t let his mate leave him again. Anyway high command gets a free show just this once meanwhile Ratchet has to apply for the prisoner to be transferred into his care permanently to satisfy his transfluid cravings now

ooooh i love a violent and menacing mamma.

[mychlapci]

Rewatching Beast Wars and I forgot Tarantulas made Black Archania. So that technically means Spring and BlackArcachnia are siblings and you know what that means? Sibling incest idea.

Tarantulas makes Black Archania to be the perfect mate for Springer. Or Springer was made to be the perfect mate for her. (Technically his first experiment he made when he was fucking Prowl full of babies.)

You know what family incest time. Tarantulas Ovipostor eggs in both his lovely wife and sweet second daughter while Blackarachnia ovipositor eggs in her fat titty mommy and little sister and she and Tarantulas take turns fucking them full of spider jizz. While Blackarachnia can get milk drunk off of mommy and baby sister.

now you’re talking my language with that forced sibling marriage... tarantulas needs black arachnia and springer to start inbreeding asap!! that’s what he made them for.

[mychlapci]

Going to war is scary for anybot, but oh boy is it ten times scarier when a bunch of your side is mini bots and your enemies are all big, large, strong guys. Is it scary because they can over power you easily? Or because of the cartoonish size difference? Kinda!

Because cybertronians have this little quirk where if a bot with a spike the size of their torso manages to jam it in there (hitting all the right buttons as they go) then the mini bots arms and legs will automatically fold up into nice little hand holds! It’s hard not to be scared out of your mind when you see one of your friends gets scooped up mid fight and turned into a fleshlight right before your eyes, all while the other bot groans and takes pot shots at the rest of your friends. Hearing them Cry and beg as their body transforms to fit around that spike until they’re drooling and their eyes are rolling back into their helms.

Very demoralizing for sure. There’s a reason you don’t see many mini bots with a desepticon logo

(Of course, this could happen to any bot should someone big enough come along. Megatron still regrets not holding down Orion pax and getting it over with when he could. It would have saved him a lot of time)

this seems like a specfic kink that we haven't really had on here before

[mychlapci]

I want Ultra Magnus to get fed up with Rodimus fucking off to do nothing when he's supposed to be doing his paperwork and force Rodimus to sit on his spike and do paperwork

Rodimus asks how he's supposed to focus with a massive spike in his valve and Ultra Magnus says he's never had an issue with pleasure distracting him from his duties, though of course he's not a slut. (Note that Rodimus is not actually a slut, he has normal amounts of sex at most.) Rodimus protests being called a slut, Ultra Magnus says he'd better start doing his paperwork then.

Rodimus tries, he really does, but he can feel Ultra Magnus's spike throbbing and it makes him want to move until he can overload because it would feel so good with such a big spike in him. He squirms, moaning when Ultra Magnus gives a small thrust up into him. He knew it was only a matter of time, of course, it's so hard for sluts to focus if they haven't overloaded. Rodimus can't help but moan as Ultra Magnus bounces him into his first overload of the day before telling him to get back to his work.

This continues until the end of their shift, Rodimus having overloaded many more times by then. Rodimus is still dazed from his last overload, it taking longer and longer to recover each time, when Ultra Magnus stands up and starts aggressively fragging him against his desk. As he's not a slut, he hasn't been overloading his brains out all shift, but he's hardly going to leave without properly fragging Rodimus's sweet little valve. Rodimus is almost crying from the overstimulation by the time Ultra Magnus finally overloads, flooding his valve and forge with transfluid.

This isn't a one-time event, of course. If Ultra Magnus thinks Rodimus has been slacking (or he just wants Rodimus to warm his spike for a shift), he'll hunt him down and carry him to his office. Rodimus isn't nearly strong enough to escape once Ultra Magnus has a hold on him, and he can only run for so long.

With how wet his panels get as soon as Ultra Magnus picks him up, and how much he squirms on that fat spike, maybe Rodimus is a slut.

you know i had a very explicit dream about this. i still remember rodimus's sloppy fucked out pussy

[vitrificvitriol]

nudge gun your squeeze for the night into compliance!

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[vitrificvitriol]

CW for noncon under the cut:

Other tags: wreckers/percy, free use, somno

I’ve been thinking about the free use Percy wrecker shenanigans again and I fear I’ve given myself brain damage

But the gist is still: no one takes Perceptor seriously because he’s got no real battle-ready utility, so the others treat him like a toy. Sure, he helps out with labs and some coding, but Perceptor’s real skill is in how fast he learns his place.

Smth smth about Prowl using Kup as a proxy to just make sure that Perceptor is behaving and if not, punishing him by “encouraging” other Wreckers to “distract” Percy during his projects. Perceptor quickly learns to just do as he’s told, in order to avoid retaliation from Prowl, but the other Wreckers are just acting on their own at this point. It’s easy to pin down a small boxy thing like him, who can barely fight back and can only run his mouth.

Post reformatting:

Immediately everyone jumps him. Percy might have planned for that, and prepared himself to fend off one or two mechs, but in no universe did he prepare himself to fend off the whole team. They’ve all had a taste of him before, but now that Percy’s upgraded himself, they want to see if anything’s changed.

Ironfist is hopeless. He’s written countless entries of mechs just fucking Perceptor stupid wherever they can. He’s not allowed to publish them— not officially though. He makes a killing off of erotic writing that really is just Perceptor’s debasement under a thin veil. Anyone who actually knew could read those books and know instantly it was Percy.

Roadbuster is obsessed with training. It’s not uncommon for him to disappear around when Perceptor has scheduled time in the firing range, and then to find them together, Roadbuster ruining Percy’s valve with his fingers while the microscope shakily tries to hit headshots. Every miss is another overload immediately ripped from his body, but every headshot contributes to how long he’ll get fucked for at the end of the session. It’s a win-win, so long as you’re not Perceptor.

Blurr and Blaster are both menaces in that Blaster will use his access to comms as a weapon, making Perceptor try to silence himself lest he hear himself moaning over the loudspeakers, and Blurr as the challenger, fucking Perceptor to tears as Blaster dutifully records Perceptor begging for a break.

His sleeping body isn’t safe either. The door to his habsuite has been broken in so many times that Perceptor’s given up entirely on trying to lock it. He’s taken to forcibly shutting down and only waking on a timer or else he would never get any sleep. Sometimes he’ll wake up, feel a twinge, and then shake as transfluid drips out of him in thick globs. Other times, he’ll wake up and his sensors will immediately be bombarded with the sensation of being fucked, because someone is on top of him right now, and though he has to report in for first shift, he know he will be late because it’s twin twist or top spin— he can never remember which, but if one is here, the other is close— and they won’t let up until both are sated.