i know I don’t have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting but like I think i will anyway
like yes I could let the soft animal of my body love what it loves, but this is easier
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i know I don’t have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting but like I think i will anyway
like yes I could let the soft animal of my body love what it loves, but this is easier
in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
y'all need to watch this this pride month
i mean like a sailor in a big green coat YOU CAN BE FREE you can be free AND STILL COME HOME ygm
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) (2004), Dir. Greg Kaplan
can we kill the idea that yawning=bored because there's a million reasons to be yawning and being condescendingly asked "oh im sorry are we boring you?" because of something you can't control is really rude.
you're not boring me this is a side effect of my medication but thank you for deciding that my yawns are some sort of insult toward you and going on the offensive i loved it 👍
TERFs have a hard time coming up with decent slander and we should say "so what?" more often. A trans woman identifying as a woman because of a fetish is based and I hope she cums hard to getting she/her'd tonight.
my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc
the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.
also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3
happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3
Women in Film Challenge 2021: [44/52] Daughters of the Dust, dir. Julie Dash (USA, 1991)
There must be a bond, a connection, between those that go north and those that remain, between us that are here and us that are across the sea. A connection. We are as two people in one body. The last of the old and the first of the new.
you can hate on kim k without being misogynistic btw. i can’t believe we actually need to discus this in 2026 but you don’t need to be misogynistic when you’re talking about her.
Okay but this iconic moment, right?
The full quote is of course:
The Emperor: "Your hate has made you powerful. Now fulfill your destiny, take your father's place by my side."
Luke Skywalker: "Never. I'll never turn to the dark side. You failed, Your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
The Emperor: "So be it, Jedi."
And YES AMAZING ICONIC
BUT
Why Your Highness, Luke?
The proper address is Your Majesty, that's an Emperor.
But consider that this guy is a Tatooine moisture farmer and his exposure to royalty at this point in his life is exactly Princess Leia Organa.
And she doesn't address herself by any special title, so his mental file of royal titles actually comes from Han and Leia bickering at each other
So his entire understanding of royal protocol comes from exactly two sources:
Han Solo
And being a menace
And Han doesn't actually say Your Highness most of the time!
Luke's mental filing cabinet of "ways to address royalty" consists of: Your Highness, Your Highnessness, Your Worshipfulness, Your Supreme Exalted Pain In My Ass
It's actually a combination of a minor miracle, a supreme act of will, and a smidge of luck that he whipped out "Your Highness" at all, that could have gone sideways fast
Picture:
Luke is exhausted, emotionally compromised, and running on approximately four hours of sleep accumulated over the last week.
He opens his mouth.
"You have failed, Your High—"
And somewhere in his brain, Han Solo's voice echoes across the years:
Highnessness.
Luke has to fight for his LIFE, not against the dark side but against the intrusive thought.
"You have failed, Your High—"
highnessness
"—ness. I am a Jedi—"
Meanwhile Vader, under several dozen layers of other stuff happening at the exact same time, whose formative experience with royalty was with a QUEEN, is internally flabbergasted by his insolent child
For Force sake, Luke, that's an Emperor. It's "Your Majesty."
And then immediately: Actually no, wait, keep being rude. That's my boy.
The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed
The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain
Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule
Very relevant indeed
Rule 34: if it exists, there is a porn of it
Rule 1337: if it exists, there's an xkcd comic about it
see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter
oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
interview with the masquerade
vampire: the vampire
Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.
this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure
Of course it will, should it leave your finger~
my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week
you were really cute as a newt. . .
the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons