human bean

she/they // owns 2 purple dog shirts // own posts @ #alice.jpeg

[alice-jpeg]

i know I don’t have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting but like I think i will anyway

[alice-jpeg]

like yes I could let the soft animal of my body love what it loves, but this is easier

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[beybuniki]

they did notttt look like FBI agents

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[girlonradio]

[anditookthatpersonally]

@animals-with-fan-art

one of my favourite posts of all time 😌

[lesbianfujoshis]

"christopher nolan is the greatest director of our time" but he can't write women. "Hasan Piker is the new voice for the young left" but he belittles women. my existence is not an exception.

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[rottingapotheosis]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[effiecalvin]

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

[akashicrecord]

Any kink-friendly nursing homes I can leave my aunt to die in? With little or no paperwork?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me trying to explain to my 5-year-old that I will still hear him and understand him even if he speaks at a volume less than the absolute loudest sound he can possibly make:

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My 5-year-old, 5 inches from my face, about to ask me for some Cheetos:

(Minus the cigarette of course)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My ears

[rockonmyfriends]

Unless they are trying to tell you something important, then it’s between 15 and 30 dB

[asteroidtroglodyte]

☝️

[n3bulas-and-satelites]

@kaity--did

[kaity--did]

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS YELLING!?

[solvuntur]

weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol

GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL

BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE

[herpsandbirds]

may i request a nuthatch post? they are my Favourite birds

Sulphur-billed Nuthatch (Sitta oenochlamys), family Sittidae, order Passeriformes, endemic to the Philippines

Some individuals have yellowish coloration on the belly, but not all of them do.

photograph by Delio Tolosa

White-breasted Nuthatch (Sitta carolinensis), family Sittidae, order Passeriformes, NYC, NY, USA

photograph by Rhododendrites 

Red-breasted Nuthatch (Sitta canadensis), family Sittidae, order Passeriformes, Saranac Lake, NY, USA

photograph by Jack Peneston

Brown-headed Nuthatch (Sitta pusilla), family Sittidae, order Passeriformes, Lufkin, TX, USA

photograph by Jim Grantham

Blue Nuthatch (Sitta azurea), family Sittidae, order Passeriformes, East Java, Indonesia

photograph by Jeyaramsankar Gurusamy

Chestnut-bellied Nuthatch (Sitta cinnamoventris), family Sittidae, order Passeriformes, India

photograph by Rahul Chakraborty

Velvet-fronted Nuthatch (Sitta frontalis), family Sittidae, order Passeriformes, India

photograph by @wildtamilnadu

Eurasian Nuthatch (Sitta europaea), family Sittidae, Forest Farm Country Park, Cardiff, Wales

photograph by Mike Brownhill

Beautiful Nuthatch (Sitta formosa), family Sittidae, Bhutan

photograph by Krishnamurrthy Photography

[headfirstslide]

britney spears and christina aguilera could have the most amazing childhood friends to lovers to enemies to friends to enemies to friends to lovers rpf imaginable if everyone just locked in

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?