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James Bond finding out that his girlfriend keeps a brick in his purse because she was about to get mugged.
James: You keep a Brick...in your purse?
Reader: ya huh.
James: A brick....where did you even find a brick?
Reader: on the street
James:....
Reader: I need to defend myself somehow, you weren't here and it's not like I can just shoot the guy...customs took my gun.
James: Right...never change love.
Reader: Okay 🥰
do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
Let's ambush mama! 😼
"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"
"Pallas kittens."
The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.
Bothering Mama
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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"
some other hits:
Princess: an effeminate and relatively youthful male homosexual or lesbian (1931-4)
Daffodil: effeminate young man (1925)
To throw a fuck into: to have sex with (1919)
Top sergeant: a masculine lesbian (1939) [‘she takes command of the girls’ privates’]
Lily: penis (1919)
Wolf: sexually aggressive man (1847); a homosexual top (1918)
Soul kiss: a deep kiss, involving putting one’s tongue into one’s partner’s mouth (1907)
Tom: a lesbian (1909); [in 'old tom'] prostitute catering to lesbians (1966)
Church mouse: a male homosexual who frequents crowded churches in order to fondle any potential sex partners. (1941)
Discover one's gender: to accept or acknowledge one’s homosexuality (1941) / Lose one's gender: To return to living as a heterosexual
Minty: a masculine lesbian (1941)
Also a lot of early 20th century vulgarity is recorded in Letter from My Father, which is a collection of letters published by a man who's dad was, in short, a major slut and human disaster who wrote about his sex life for his son. It's insane. You can find copies of it online & it's a wild fucking read (literally!) and I think a really interesting look at the life of a person who goes against our stereotypes of what people in the past were "supposed" to be like.
Anyways feel free to add y'all's favs to this post. & if you use this for gay historical fanfic please share with the class
#OH THIS IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY HELPFUL#writing#resources#saving for later#maybe i should move my 1920s story from '25 to '27 because..... bro..........
note for writers: these are dated to the first time they were recorded, not necessarily to their first use. I imagine for many of these, they came about naturally through spoken language before they were written down anywhere. This is especially true of more underground slang because it's probably being recorded (in ways we still have) the least. So if you wanna use a term but it's a little off date-wise, give yourself some wiggle room.
also gonna take this moment to highlight two more i found recently:
Best boy: a sweetheart, a boyfriend, a husband. (1893) [w the obvious equivalent term 'best girl']
Honeydripper or honeydrips: a sexual partner (1917)
Like. Honeydripper?????? That's so horny I can't stop thinking about it. We need to bring THAT back
updates to miscellaneous page - added link to green's dictionary of slang
Happy Birthday Dean Martin!!!!
“King of Cool” Dean Martin was born today in 1917. #botd
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Always
Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated
to no one's surprise i'm thinking about kissing once again... specifically long, drawn out kisses that leave you breathless and unable to think about anything else. time presses on but feels unreal because they've infiltrated all of your senses, made reality bend. their lips and tongue press into yours, slow and intentional, yet somehow still desperate. the heat of their breath mingles with your own, wet and sultry, and your chests lift and fall together as you pull each other impossibly close, until space doesn't exist any longer. every chance you get, you're gasping for air a little, but it doesn't really matter to you as long as you don't have to pull away from them, ever.
you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
Daniel Ings as Luke Curran Lovesick (2014-2018) | S02E01
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
Everything on repeat 🔁🤍
Second go at Mosaic Crochet by peace0831
It is once again tattoo day for me. All i can say is do not get a curly haired bastard tattooed on your leg unless you're mentally prepared for all the lines.
At least now i have my Lyonel and game of thrones tattoo
