AliceHealer

🇦🇺 20 something girlcock sucker. She/They. No soliciting

[alicehealer]

Credit to @mousegirlheart , who I just found out is a fellow Aboriginal Australian

[ikimaru]

the finale but it's sea bunny slug 😔✌️

[orphetoon]

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[desk-drawerr]

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

[miyoria]

duckduckgo fuck yourself

[miyoria]

trying to search for like the one thing that treats us like any other girl for once!! only to be met with a reminder that we are considered a porn category first. it makes me so very sad and upset.

[miyoria]

you can have this it is real

[vexwerewolf]

Full Subjectivity Sync gotta have the most jarring tonal disconnect between its lore and its mechanics

Lore: I am one with the machine. Its steel is my new flesh, its wires my new nerves, its reactor my new heart. My veins are aflood with coolant. The edge of a sword kisses my armor and I feel the sting of pain, sharp and clear and cold, driving me onward. I dash forth upon steel legs and strike with arms of titanium. The hot wind of the battlefield scours my shining chest. The many-lensed cameras that are my eyes roll back in blissful anguish. The thrumb of my main gun echoes in my loins. I am an iron god. 🥵🥴😵‍😵

Mechanics: +2 Evasion ☝️🤓

[technical-magi]

[snickersnek]

This comment has been sitting in my head gently rotating like a rotisserie chicken for a while. Sloped Plating really is the complete opposite side of tonal disconnect between lore and mechanics.

It's one sentence, mentioning it's a common pick by pilots to reduce gaps in external plating. That's it.

And +1 armour is a pretty decent chunk of survivability! It's shrugging off a damage off of every attack, and massively impacts defences against enemies that use multiple smaller attacks over single large attacks. This level of armour plating, either granting your otherwise fragile mech a measure of static defence or even augmenting the already-mighty bulwark of the Drake or the Genghis is achieved by... putting plating where there are gaps in the plating.

So is every mech design by every company, collective, and hegemony stupid, and they forget to armour the joints or... what is going on here? Did IPS-N just forget to add the fourth point of armour to the Drake and you have to call them and ask for the missing parts like a piece of faulty IKEA furniture? Is every other pilot stupid for not noticing this?

Instead of sounding stupid like Full Subjectivity Sync, Sloped Plating gets to make everyone else look stupid.

[strix-returns]

Actually it's a triangle, and the third corner is SUPERIOR BY DESIGN.

Lore: explains how Harrison Armory undercuts the competition by acquiring nascent companies and dismantling them for asset

Gameplay: Immunity to Impaired

What does it even mean for a pilot to equip Superior by Design? Does my character sacrifice a startup to Harrison Armory?

To put it in context of the other two, this core bonus makes me wonder if I'm too stupid to get how it works.

[irish-american-chan]

I Want To Give A Lecture But Im Five

[morileeson]

believe in yourself Irish American-chan

[irish-american-chan]

I Am Real

[loveridden1999]

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

[curioscurio]

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

[the-haiku-bot]

If “this too” could stop

passing like a kidney stone

that would be great thanks

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED!

Guy Who Is About To Give Birth To Leafs (Tea Bag Just Broke)

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Leafy Seadragon

Phycodurus eques

[eridan-ampora]

#proudparent

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[teetytotty]

I would live in a house if this was the house and this was the tv

[pyos-pride]

@skittybot

[skittybot]

dont dox me!?!

[catgirl-kaiju]

i think it's cute that she doxxed you

[gasterofficial]

god i really hope ralsei visibly comes out and asks for different pronouns at some point in deltarune . dont be a jax i really need this

[gasterofficial]

like i know jax couldnt come out onscreen because #narrative but i still ! want to see visible transfem where you genuinely cant argue otherwise because they just Say it. its not subtextual its Textual .

[killergirlfuria]

rate my team. I call it 'fuck you I found a legendary endgame weapon schematic and made it everyone else's problem'.

also the new and improved breeding system? with double eggs, mutations, and better trait inheritance system? insane. 10/10. making crazy pals is once more a pleasure.

they're not 100% perfect (not alpha pals for example), I'm not THAT meta-oriented, but they're perfect for my personal needs.

palworld team lineup under the cut.

[hexmaniacmareen]

his

₊˚⊹ᰔ PAW PADS *ੈ✩‧₊˚

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

One thing I appreciate about the new palworld release is that if you really just like a specific pal, but you still wanna minmax for stats or work suitability, there are plenty of options to unlock the potential of low-level pals.

Have a fuckin chicken with miserable IVs from the very beginning of the game, but it was your first catch and has a nickname and everything and now you're attached? You can make that the best goddamn chicken that ever lived with a combination of items. You can just minmax the fuck out of your favorite chicken. Max out its miserable 1-1-1 IVs. Put hella powerful dragon-type moves on that thing. Do whatever you want.

Or if you really like a specific species and want a bunch in your base but that species is just not really good at anything, you can work on that too. My current situation is that I'm in the late game and need a number of pals who are good at cooling machinery, because the best machines run hot. The pals that do the best cooling "out of the box" are Bastigor, but they're huge and take up a lot of space, use a lot of food, and are hard to catch. I really just don't care to use Bastigor. But I don't have to! I'm mass-breeding Icelyns and increasing their stats with condensation and handbooks instead!

I dig it this style of game design. Here's a bunch of creachurs and ways to customize them, now do whatever you want forever