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Au where eleven year old Damian was patrolling as Robin and found Phantom paralyzed and bleeding out from several massive injuries.
They chatted for a bit, Robin treating Danny like a scared cat that could bolt at any second, which Phantom thought was ironic in many ways. Anyway Phantom realized that he had sustained so much damage that he would have to retreat into his core for an unknown amount of time and after telling Robin this he asked the bird to find a safe place to hide him and that no one could know about this.
Robin agreed and Phantom shrank down to his core, going into a deep sleep. What the ghost didn't know is that Robin just took him home and kept the core on his person at all times. After all, what place is safer than Robins person?
Nightwing began joking about Robin trying to hatch an egg. Batman was just happy his son was playing pretend like a normal child, plus the rock was very beautiful and ethereal looking. Maybe he'd have it made into a bracelet for his son once he grew bored of it.
No one knew just how accurate Nightwings jokes were.
Edit: Lots of fun ideas in the comments if you wanna read that
Sasuke…oh my Sasuke..
getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to
how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free
For the Fox and the wolf au
So I’m guessing everyone is just like yup you’re an uzumaki that probably came about by Danzo fucking with genetics and test tube babies cause of Fox’s hair and face and general uzumaki attitude. So does this come in to play at all with how he and Kakashi interact??? Or even how he and chibi Naruto interact? Like for Kakashi, he probably thinks that Kushina’s body was like Hashirama style violated. Eeeeee. But for Naruto is it like, I HAVE FAMILY! Yay!!
Also! Names!!! Does he just go by Fox? Clearly he can’t go by Naruto cause of chibi Naruto. Sooo…when he is phased in to the visible jounin does he keep the name Fox?
everyone is like THAT is an Uzumaki clear as day once he goes to general forces.
In ANBU it’s a pretty big “we had no clue” since he typically worked alone on infiltration ops and the masks have seals that hide any defining features (including hair color) to prevent identification when they’re on. Plus Fox uses solid transformations when he unmasks on missions for infiltration so he never rly looks the same twice.
(On some missions, orders are given for the seal not to be used by certain shinobi like kakashi and itachi. It makes their reputation grow while in ANBU and that’s a protection of its own for the village)
Before that, when the root agents were being processed and assigned new roles, some flags went up for an Uzumaki subject and the hokage was informed.
The file notes high chakra reserves allowing for several clones and solid transformations which are perfect for undercover work.
The third hokage kinda overlooks root being more of a “stealth/info gathering/sabotage other countries/ subtly kill people” organization where all the front line talent in the world couldn’t have outweighed the pure value of truly solid transformations, the capacity to hold multiple clones, and have those clones be capable of solidly transforming into something like a fly then transmitting the info they gained when they dispel
So he takes that piece of the file, compares it to the mission history full of the expected intel mission and relatively few combat ones, and approves of him being shuffled off to continue itel work.
He doesn’t tell kakashi about him or anything either. He IS a root agent and the hokage fully expects most of the agents recovered to die within a few months of their new freedom.
But no. Fox seems to thrive in ANBU and displays little trouble operating under new orders and rules.
He’s doing good work and once the hokage deems him unlikely to get his established agents killed with root tactics he starts increasing the amount of team assignments Fox is given.
The mission reports indicate Fox has stronger combat ability than previously assumed based on his root mission file
Hmm. He’s by all accounts stable enough to operate. The ANBU captains he’s worked under have made requests for repeat joint-missions which spoke well of his personality even with the mask. Hes proven his loyalty to the leaf and brings back invaluable information that he has Jiraiya confirm. It all checks out.
Konoha needed more strong shinobi that are known. Currently, Kakashi had the biggest reputation. But with the loss of the Uchiha clan and the death of both Kushina and Minato, the leaf didn’t have as many truly lethal names to claim as she used to.
Jiraiya yes. Tsunade if he stretched it.
Maybe Fox was just what konoha needed.
Especially with the moving pieces Fox’s own intel revealed to be getting into position. To survive what may come, konoha needs strength.
He calls Kakashi back for an ANBU mission he believes has faulty information and has him accompany Fox.
As expected, the mission went wrong.
And instead of the relatively typical level of interference an ANBU mission like this might encounter, the two were faced with much higher stakes. And both came back, for all appearances unscathed.
He does a little victory jig in his head as Kakashi bluntly reports on his mission partners competence in head on fights and sealing.
It was a beautiful day in konoha and sarutobi’s bet just payed off exponentially.
The uzumaki was good at sealing too!
He hadn’t dared to hope for that, but kakashi reports a high level barrier was used to protect the cave they set up camp in.
instead of grinning like he wants to, he just nods and blows out a ring of smoke.
One week later, the Uzumaki is publicly a jonin of the leaf. A few weeks after that, a bounty just as high as Kakashi’s is added to the bingo books.
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No, he wouldn’t go by Fox once he was phased in to the normal jonin bc that kinda defeats the purpose of the mask.
In all honesty, he probably gets a name assigned to him from whoever is in charge of making all the freed root agents IDs and assigning registration numbers.
I’d like to think it’s a decent name, but it’s one of many being made by an overworked paper nin so it’s probably either rly boring and pulled from Male Baby Names: The Book or a pun about his hair. Like calling him strawberry or something.
No clue what it would be tho so I’m just calling him fox
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Not everyone in the shinobi forces know what danzo was up to, but all the clan heads + shinobi involved with taking it down can put the pieces together.
Thy do not, however, think he’s made from kushina’s cells like Tenzo was from hashirama.
He’s like 26ish so she wasn’t dead yet when he was brought to life via test tube baby stuff. They do think he’s made from Mito’s cells though.
Naruto gets family through him anyway bc Uzumaki is Uzumaki.
Kakashi hurts when he looks at Fox for a while, but in all honesty he wasn’t particularly close to kushina. She was more “Minato’s wife” to him than anything, kind as she was to him.
He didn’t let himself get close to her and as awful as it sounds he’s glad for it.
If he was as attached to her as he was to Minato, god only knows how hard he would be taking Fox’s presence. He probably would have been too busy having a panic attack to talk to him let alone notice how pretty he is. But he’s not so he does.
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Bonus:
One (1) person makes a joke about Tenzo being made of hashirama cells and Fox being made of mito cells meaning they should get married
Kakashi damn near breaks his tooth he clenches his jaw so hard
Au where itachi refuses to kill his clan, Danzo can’t actually use root to kill them all, and when the coup eventually starts ANBU is ordered to put them down.
Kakashi, as captain of team Ro and Obitos teammate, refuses to be part of it.
Hes forced to leave konoha and grabs both Tenzo and Naruto on his way out.
For a while they just lay low in the summoning realm with the Dogs (which now have two new summoners via Naruto and Tenzo), but they have to leave eventually.
Kakashi starts running missions for money and encounters Zabuza who has a brat of his own.
Meanwhile, The entire Uchiha clan was killed, including Sasuke and Itachi.
The spirit of Indra can only be hosted by an Uchiha so it finds the only option left: Obito.
The spirit has never been joined to an adult before so it does some shit to Obito once it slams into him.
As in shocks Obito right out of all the manipulation and zetsu’s corruption so he frantically hunts for his only living friend left but he CANT FUCKING FIND HIM…until he can.
And what a reunion it is.
I stay thinking about that one time travel au I posted where Kakashi, who was dating Naruto, goes back in time to fix things and eventually gets into a relationship with Naruto again.
BUT Naruto notices all the weird pauses and double takes Kakashi does in their relationship and lowkey thinks his dad groomed Kakashi/ hurt him somehow so he’s the #1 fourth hokage hater.
Seal a demon in him? Sure okay. Rough but okay. It gave him a good friend in Kurama and enough power to survive even if he was hated for it.
Hurt Kakashi? His sensei? His friend? His boyfriend? His amazing and powerful and competent and scary person? 10000000 YEARS IN JAIL FOREVER
He’s not having it.
He wakes up, brushes his teeth, curses his father’s name, makes coffee, and kisses kakashi good morning.
He genuinely hopes someone tries to revive him again just so he can beat his ass into the ground this time. Forget the mushy crap, clearly the time is better spent with other father-son activities (read: patricide)
Au idea
An older version of Naruto gets sent back in time after loosing everything and uses forged documents to hide in plain sight as a mysterious ANBU named Fox, the thing is now there are two Naruto's in this time, our Naruto who's 12 and Fox who's 26 roughly the same age as Kakashi. Fox and Kakashi meet on a mission that Kakashi gets recruited to help with and Fox is internally freaking out since 1. This is the first time he's seen a version of Kakashi again up close. And 2. A puppy crush he had on Kakashi comes back after it being surpressed for so long
Call it the Fox and the Wolf au (play on the fox and the hound)
I have long since loved the idea of Naruto having the skillset of an infiltrator bc of his natural feel for other people’s emotions / ability to gain trust by being himself and I genuinely think this is the au where it could be used to the best effect without it being an “oh and he can also—!” type skill.
Because if he sneaks into ANBU you just know there’s a crazy level of behind the scene shit going on. He not only has to make it seem normal for an new 26ish yr old to be there (which I imagine is pretty old for a new ANBU recruit considering shinobi life spans in general), but also get past the hokage and commander not knowing who’s reporting to them.
In one scenario, Naruto finds himself in the past and heads straight to a very much intact konoha. And what does he do? Infiltrate root of course.
He stalks one of the few agents without a seal that forces them to stay silent, almost all of which are infiltrators themselves since the seal tends not to discriminate between “info I’m tasked with using as part of my cover I got in a root briefing” and “info I’m forbidden from revealing that I got in a root briefing,” kills them, transforms into them, and takes their place in the ranks.
After that, it’s a matter of messing with missions. He could just kill danzo directly, but that wouldn’t be any good in the long term. No, he needs to expose root and make them kill danzo themselves.
So, he assigns the second best person to do a mission instead of the best. Adds some orders in their mission scrolls that wouldn’t be looked at twice by a normal shinobi, but puts strain on the “follow orders to a T” agents that make up roots forces.
In the meantime, he finishes all his own missions quickly and spends the rest of the time putting out feelers for the Akatsuki and Zetsu for this time period.
Then finally, all the little bumps he’s placed in the path cause the whole thing to tip over.
An infiltrator (one Naruto makes sure is worse at stealth than they should be for this job) gets caught looking through files in T&I to check what they have on Orochimaru
The shinobi even knock him out before he can swallow a suicide capsule and pull the false tooth out before he can wake up again
The infiltrator only talks enough to claim to work for konoha and say they refuse to report to anyone but “Danzo-sama”
Ah. Baby infiltrators. Giving so much away with so little.
T&I is in a tizzy about it and word gets out to the clan heads (via inoichi) about the “danzo-sama” claim. That’s worrying, especially with how their hokages face goes completely flat when it’s addressed during an emergency clan heads meeting called for by ino-shika-cho.
Danzo has an agent go kill the captured infiltrator before T&I can make them talk more, but Naruto makes sure to give them off info about the guard schedule.
It pays off. The infiltrator is still killed in their cell before they can confess anything else, but the extractor is caught in the middle of the act. And that one? She’s a Hyuga clear as day with a seal tattooed in bold black lines on her tongue.
Bloodline theft. Connected to Danzo.
Roots exposed to all the clan heads, danzo is executed for treason, the evidence linking him to orochimaru and the the Uchiha massacre isn’t destroyed (man is it hard to tweak self-destruct seals into uselessness without setting them off or alerting anyone), and root agents are quietly shuffled into the ranks.
It isn’t particularly hard to drop the transformation in the turmoil and become just another agent without a past or person to remember him. Hes just glad his hair changed to red after the time travel.
He gets shoved into ANBU with his root mission history marking him as specializing in information gathering and being a competent combatant(it gives him an excuse to know things so he can report it)
He tends to go on solo missions because of it (which he takes full advantage of to hunt zetsu / destroy the ten tails statue) until one is concidered too dangerous for him to go alone or risk being spotted with a normal team.
With the intel he’s after linked to Orochimaru, it’s Kakashi who’s assigned to follow him unseen while he’s undercover, each of them donning ANBU masks though Kakashi is technically retired from it
Working with his old sensei like this is weird. This version of him trusts him to be able to do his job and protect himself, but only to the extent a normal jonin like kurenai or asuma could.
The puppy crush he’s long since repressed promptly reactivates when kakashi throws himself in the line of fire for him when everything goes to shit.
He always knew his sensei had a thing about team, but he honestly didn’t expect him to act like this for someone he’s only known for a few days at this point.
It is, however, completely unnecessary since he has spent the past year and a half he’s been in the past taking out some of the S ranks of this time. He obviously joins the fight
Not being able to use his signature jutsu will never not be annoying but he’s created enough of his own techniques to make up for it.
The double take Kakashi’s does when Naruto uses his sword to channel wind and water chakra to behead six of the guys they were fighting at once is kinda adorable.
Kakashi passing out from chakra exhaustion when they’re done carving their way through the veritable horde of A and B ranked shinobi isn’t half as cute.
Still, he carries him to their camp and nudges just enough chakra into kakashi to stimulate his chakra into producing more. It’s more habit from the war than anything, but part of him relaxes at how easily his chakra is accepted. It’s still kakashi.
It only takes a few hours for kakashi to wake up, and god is he unimpressed with konoha’s mission distribution.
He’s like “they classified you as just an infiltrator? And had me come to play front liner for you? Are they blind? You used touch transfer explosive seals!”
So Naruto has to be like “ah…well my missions used be mostly solo intel gathering and since we weren’t assessed before sorting into general forces, those are the jobs I’ve been getting”
As if he didn’t fully expect that to happen. Didn’t actively plan for someone to discover the inconsistency and get him pulled for more combat based work.
He didn’t expect it to be Kakashi though. Or for him to outright say it to the hokages face when they get back to konoha and debrief.
The hokage has him do several back to back combat missions with Kakashi (his crush is getting worse!) before outright pulling him from the less important intel assignments (aka, non-akatsuki, orochimaru, Sound, and Sand stuff) so he can act as a visible Jonin of konoha
Even then, he and Kakashi tend to get sent out together since they make a scary good team.
(Sarutobi is doing a gd jig in his head. He now has an intel gatherer, front liner, and sealer all in one even if it took a while for him to find out bc of the apparent oversight of not assessing all the shinobi shuffled into gen forces. In his defense (not) he was sending all the unstable ones on suicide runs so he didn’t have to deal with them)
And have the strangest relationship that makes some of the other jonin do double takes when they’re together in the standby station bc they’re both fucking TROLLS. they keep snipping at eachother and poking and arguing like a married couple about seals and jutsus. It’s disgusting. It’s fascinating. It’s the most interesting thing that’s happened this week.
Nothing Kakashi does seems to bother him. Pulling out porn just makes him laugh and ramble about shitty literature. The mask tricks earn some amused looks but no real annoyance or surprise. The lateness is thwarted by the fact they never specify times for non-mission plans. Even the bad excuses just get snickers and prodding that forces him to make them even more terrible and elaborate.
It’s disgustingly fun.
Blah blah blah Kakashi gets his team
He freaks out, shows up at Naruto’s apartment like pls for the love of fuck help me they’re so squishy
Naruto helps a guy out to train them up
There’s rumors of one of the defected seven swordsmen being in wave so Naruto is sent there with team seven to try and get some info + see if it’s kisame who’s been linked to the akatsuki already (and check out the gato situation while team seven focuses on a normal escort mission)
Kakashi has Naruto scout ahead after they get attacked by the demon brothers or whatever they’re called and he kinda stumbles on haku doing normal shit together like buying food from a stall
He can’t really stop himself from talking to him when he notices haku staring at his red hair.
At first it’s just polite chatter, but he was a weird kid with weird ideas about his place in life. It doesn’t take long for them to get into the “whys” of existence and fighting.
By the end haku kinda adores him and when Zabuza rocks up and is bluntly like “why the hell is a konoha shinobi here?” Naruto is just like “oh you know. just looking into a business man that likes to not pay the shinobi he hires. Hate when that happens don’t you?”
Haku and Zabuza share a longgggg look at that
And right as Naruto leaves he’s like “can i see you again?” Naruto is like “if you’d like”
So Naruto runs back to team seven with info. Haku and Zabuza find that he’s right and gato did plan to stiff them, and haku uses his new perspective on being his own person to insist on seeing Naruto again
So instead of some big battle, team seven vs Zabuza and haku is basically the adults watching the kids roll around like puppies together because why not
They keep coming back as the bridge is being built until a final attack is staged and gato (stupidly) reveals his plan and gets killed for it. Zabuza + haku fuck off with all his money for the mist rebellion and boom a relationship between the two villages is secured
Later on, naruto gets intel linking Orochimaru to otogakure and sands invasion. Kabuto is had and is subtly fed false info by konoha
Sasuke still gets the mark in the forest but it’s removed just as quickly at the end of the second exam
Konoha lets the invasion happen after the third to show off their strength
Naruto’s part of the guard in the kage seating so he slaps a nice seal on Orochimaru to stop him from changing bodies and basically pins him while Kakashi chidoris his ass and other jonin close ranks to prevent him from escaping
Instead of just the kids being the “mini wars” on display all the other kages see two shinobi kick sannin ass while the hokage literally fights two undead hokages into a standstill and eventually fucking wins
The third hokages alive and the village is strong w/ new ties to Sand thanks to 12yroldNaruto making friends with gaara and older Naruto fixing the seal on him
Team seven makes chunin bc of their performance in the exams + how involved they were in stopping a rampaging jinchuriki
Tsunade is brought back into it
As chunin, Kakashi isn’t technically their full time sensei anymore so his mission restrictions are let up and he gets back on the field.
Although, Sakura still learns from Tsunade and Naruto from Jiryiah. Sasuke is basically the shared personal student of kakashi and older Naruto.
Both Kakashi and Naruto get sent on missions with Tenzo to start handling the akatsuki (and since the danzo thing revealed itachi to be innocent he’s been able to actually send intel back to konoha) and fuck do they handle them
Bitches are getting thrashed by these guys frfr. Straight up violated.
It also means poor Tenzo is forced to bear witness to the gayest shit he’s ever seen.
Icha icha has less cheesy romcom moments than these two freaks. Somehow watching them cook over a campfire feels sexually charged. It’s terrible.
Cult Leader Naruto is hilarious because you could easily make Kakashi a “Hidan” for Naruto “Jashin”. The civilians hate Naruto for willingly merging with the 9-tails. But with a village of wartorn Ninja looking for purpose, this yellow hair fox human hybrid looks like a leader they can be behind. And Kakashi is a member of the Fox Cult on day zero.
I don’t remember if this was for something in particular that I posted but it’d be funny as shit if it was a pretty peaceful cult too.
He has a rage demon inside him but he’s invested in ending the cycle of hatred and moving past grief/ the darkness of your past
Fully sage of six paths style
Even better if he becomes an actual sage and just looks ethereal as he casually lives and breathes nature chakra
WORSHIPPER KAKASHI
kknr this into greatness by making the soul of Asura combining with the chakra of a biju genuinely make Naruto divine
If kakashi ever made sacrifices it’d actually do some shit. Idk what but it would.
Alternatively, perfect god of shinobi Naruto (literally)
He doesn’t scorn or require of bloodshed like so many other gods, but he does push against the reasons behind it
He values protection and camaraderie above all
YOUR LAUNDRY AND DOMESTIC SKILLS AU
I NEED MORE OF IT ON MY FEED YESTERDAY !!!
In all seriousness I love this Au, I get such a kick out of it, it’s so funny. Idk if you write full fanfictions, but if you do I’d love to read a full story on it!
Anyway, I hope you have a great day ^^
I’m glad you like it!!!
I dont actually write, but i swear I have a full fics worth of scenes for this au locked in my brain
On the thought of Kknr together in previous like before reincarnating in world of Naruto. . . On run serial killer duo in previous life now thriving getting to be government sanctioned assassins. Because there’s no world in which these two are normal in general or about each other
Exactly the vibe. Like two freaks freaking it out across time and space.
Kakashi being a depressed bag of bones because he no longer has his partner and one real reason for living. It doesn’t help that every time he tries to reach out to people they end up dead. He’s a little storm cloud even if he is, generally, having the time of his life as an honest to god ninja. He gets to kill people!!! For money!!! Like openly. He did that shit for free last time around. And he only had normal weapons and shit, not fucking lightning hands. But then he’s like “you know who would have loved this? Him :(”
But then Naruto is THERE with his feral brutality and casual disregard for what should be done in favor of what he thinks Must Be
In their old world, his charisma was damning for a lot of people. The perfect snare that trapped people just where he wanted them—usually under whatever knife he decided to use that week.
In this one, it’s salvation. A beautiful song in a world of screaming voices.
A killer in a world of killers shouldn’t have stood out. Kakashi only did because he was really good at it. But Naruto managed anyway. So bright and lovely and His.
Meanwhile: everyone freaked tf out bc why the hell is Hatake kakashi happy? There is not a person alive that’s seen him like this.
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Genma after two minutes of hearing Kakashi talk about his apprentice: *turns to Naruto* Do you feel safe with him? Has he done anything weird?
Naruto glaring at Kakashi: I wish. He said I wasn’t allowed to try to kiss him until I could reach his face and then he overpowered the paralysis seals I put on his bed.
Genma, disturbed: *turns to kakashi* Do you feel safe with him?
Kakashi, genuinely delighted by it all: such adorable tricks from my cute little apprentice 🥰☺️😊
uchiha eye sharing being like one of the closest things you can do with another person which causes problems down the line for kknr bc they think kakashi is obitos widow
That’s actually so funny.
A no massacre au just so there’s another group of people to be pissy about kknr.
“He is CHEATING on his husband!”
“It’s been years! Obito would want him to move on!”
“Like hell he would! You don’t give an eye to someone you want to move on!”
(Meanwhile, Obito was so isolated in the clan he had no clue it was seen like that if it wasn’t done with your immediate family)
Jokes on them tho cuz naruto can and will have Obito enter the relationship if it makes kakashi happy. But if Obito insists on being an evil fuck, he’ll straight up heal the eye with sage fuckary per canon.
Fully “you don’t deserve to be in him anymore. Just me. Bitch. ”
All right hear me out! What about an au of kakanaru, BUT The Age of Adaline style 👀👀
Where Naruto first fell in love with Sakumo, but became they can’t age they vanished. Only is reappear years later to fall in love with Sakumo’s son (Kakashi)
And going with the plot, Naruto’s kid would be minato instead (since he’s older then Naruto, same how Adaline daughter grows older then her mother)
The drama is real, and I can see this for them.
But what do you think?
Read this and blacked out thinking of father-son wife sharing and all the drama of Kakashi finding love for the first time with Naruto and widowed sakumo falling back in love with Naruto at the same time all the while Naruto loves them both and they all try to navigate that mess
Au where Kakashi can see ghosts and it makes his thing with Obito 10x worse bc he thinks his spirit is avoiding him
WHYYYY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO MEEEEE
Kakashi feeling unworthy because obviously Obito wouldn't grace him with his presence. Why would he? Oh the fucking guilt. Sakumo is watching this happen helpless because who is he to speak of guilt and regret after everything? Would Kakashi even listen?
Kakashi's entire purpose is dedicated to Obito, the world is hell but he marches forth as long as he has Obito's nindo. The knowledge that he's doing so pathetically by it that Obito won't even visit him is crushing.
He's mouring at the memorial stone. Oh god. Kakashi who's never really had to mourn before Obito because life didn't ever really stop at death for him.
Hatake clan ghosts watching Kakashi act like a dog waiting for its owner.
Oh my god imagine if rins too busy haunting obito so kakashi never gets closure about her?? First Obito abandoned him then Rin he can never catch a break...
She's coming at him during the kyuubi attack shaking him by the shoulders. WAIT. Rin who had to leave Kakashi behind after she died so she could stick with Obito and Kakashi thinking both of his friends just straight up dipped on him after he had to watch them die.
Kinda obsessed with the thought of ghosts being somewhat tied to the person that most refuses to lay them to rest.
Kakashi…he’s not doing well. He’s not doing well at all. But he’s been surrounded by the dead for his whole life. He understands why she did it. Has accepted it even if he hates it and wakes up sometimes wanting to claw Obito’s eye out from shame because he failed him. Them.
But Obito? He can’t accept Rin’s death. Not even a little. As a result, she’s tied to him and can’t leave even when she really really wants to. She doesn’t even have a chance to figure out kakashi can see spirits before her soul’s leashed to Obito’s side.
And what is she supposed to do? Go to the ends of her tether so she can ignore his pain and what he’s become? No. She’ll watch and she’ll be there by his side through it all. She can’t get help for him, but she can be there.
She watches him get their sensei killed and his son orphaned.
She catches a glimpse of silver hair in the middle of it all and can’t keep herself from crying out his name.
How many times has she thought about him? Wondered how he was doing and regretted involving him in her death?
And here he is. Taller than she’s ever seen him and more alone than ever.
She wishes she could talk to him. Tell him what Obito has become and that he doesn’t need to hurt so much anymore because—
He’s looking at her. Not just through her. At her. Tracking her movements, eye wide and desperate.
“Rin.”
This changes everything
@lvrbynj
Your mind is beautiful.
Kakashi perpetually outclassing experts in their own fields just because he decided to fuck around and try it. Next thing you know, konoha has an in village seal master, Tenzo no longer has to keep silent, the toddler jinchuriki can make explosives, and everything goes to hell.
Idk how long ghosts would stick around for in the au or if there’s even another plane for them to go to, but I think it’d be fun if tobirama left the after-afterlife every once in a while to check on things in konoha and lowkey fucks with Kakashi. Just him teaching Kakashi the basics of jutsu creation which Kakashi uses to make fucking chidori of all things.
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Kakashi: *has better white/silver hair*
Jiraiya: -50 HP
Kakashi: *has a prettier face*
Jiraiya: -50 HP
Kakashi: *has cuntier summons*
Jiraiya: -50 HP
Kakashi: *has a better information network*
Jiraiya: -50 HP
Kakashi: *is better at sealing*
Jiraiya: -50 HP
Kakashi: *starts writing out the love stories of the ghosts who are willing to share*
Jiraiya: -50 HP
Kakashi: *actually gets his Man when he sees Obito again*
Jiraiya: -50 HP
Jiraiya: 💀 0 HP remaining.
Could we see more of the Fox and the Wolf au please? Maybe older Naruto interacting with present team 7 and giving them advice and 12yr Naruto just immediately vibing with Fox because fellow fox vibes. Bonus points if Fox treats everyone to as many bowls of ramen as they want which also plays into another headcanon that Uzumakis need a lot of salt in their diet due to clan roots
I think it’d be really funny if, outside of training them himself and helping them develop into a real team, one of Fox’s roles as team 7’s co-sensei is like,,,translating what kakashi is trying to tell the kids into something a normal person can understand.
Kakashi: *shows up 6 hours late instead of his usual 2*
Fox: he’s telling you to use your time without him to help eachother improve and develop cohesion as a thee man cell so you don’t fall apart the first time he isn’t there to watch you
Team seven: °0° HUH
Kakashi: *sits in a tree and reads, ignoring his students grumbling about D ranks*
Fox: he’s trying to tell you to ask for help with specific things when you’re here with him. Work on everything on your own, but come here with a goal everyday. Otherwise you’ll just get D ranks so you aren’t wasting time.
Team seven: °0° WHAT
Kakashi: *eye smile*
Fox: that means you’re completely screwed and should start running
Team seven: WE KNEW THAT ONE
———
But deadass, there’s like a week with team seven where Fox isn’t there and the kids are so SICK of kakashi they grab onto him with both hands and refuse to let go once they meet him.
Not all of kakashi’s ideas of what training genin should look like are right even if Fox translates what he’s trying to do for the kids anyway.
At that level, they don’t rly know what skills need the most work or how to get better, let alone ask for specific techniques to help them improve. Kakashi was just a weirdo genin with his own trajectory already tracked and associated with a 10-yr training plan. Where Kakashi could show and ask Minato to test the effectiveness of his new block or jutsu, normal kids need to be told to add the block and jutsu to their style and then get shown how to do it.
So Fox steps in to direct them towards the right answers and techniques so Kakashi—hasn’t talked to anyone below high chunin since he was 12–Hatake actually has something to work with
And damn do they give him something to work with once they get the guidance they all deserve.
I wanna give Sakura a giant axe so fucking bad. Make the medic a real front liner that scares the shit out of everyone. Including Sasuke and Naruto.
Maybe team seven has another c rank gone wrong and Sakura literally gasps when she sees it being wielded by a missing nin and is like I want to learn to do that! In the same way Sasuke saw Zabuza with a sword and was like I wanna learn to do that!
And fox, weird as hell after basically fixating on his previous people alone now that he’s back in time, is like oh do you want that one Sakura-Chan? Not even a full nod later Fox has that shit in hand, a dead A rank behind him, and is cheerfully patting sakuras head telling her they’ll need to up her flexibility and strength training for this one.
Her eyes are absolutely sparkling and Fox kinda wants to squeeze her little baby cheeks but resists. A shinobi only find their weapon once in a lifetime after all.
———
Kakashi realizes an ex root nin is doing the emotional heavy lifting for team seven and actually freezes mid step because how the fuck did that happen??? He knew he was bad but he wasn’t born into a top secret shadow military that suppresses your ability to act human level bad.
….oh god he was worse wasn’t he?
It was at that moment Kakashi decided he needs to get his shit together.
If Fox is letting himself be happy after just twoish years of being pulled from root, Kakashi can damn well let himself be happy too
Especially if that happiness is centered around Fox
———
Fox: I’m going to change your life kid
Fox: *pours a fuck ton of salt on some roasted vegetables*
Fox: try it
Naruto: *very suspiciously bites into a piece*
Naruto: 😲
Naruto: *speed eats more*
Kakashi: are you telling me I’ve been dropping vegetables off in his apartment for years, watching them get thrown out, and all I had to do was pour a mountain of salt on them?
Fox: pretty much. Anything with low sodium sets off the same “meh” signal that eating a spoonful of dirt would give you. Not technically dangerous and you’d probably get some minerals out of it, but overall useless for your health
Kakashi: *single dramatic tear of relief rolls down his cheek but it’s the Obito eye so you can’t tell* I thought he was going to die of a vitamin deficiency