dropout enthusiast

pretty obsessed with fantasy high rn of you dont wanna see it block #fhjy :)

[obsmiechujek]

anyway hows your day been

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[mageofquandrix]

The Roottrees Are Dead is a wonderful game because it allows me to be terrible and nosy in a safe and healthy environment.

[ace-a-sketch]

Fig and the Cig Figs LIVE at the Mithral Factory Skate Park!!

[gaytanic-panic]

[hypersensationalism]

cream cheese bagel ending explained

[hypersensationalism]

i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep

[astronomifier]

cream cheese bagel ending explained explained

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[obvolution]

[wizardarchetypes]

i had a nap dream that i got a phalloplasty and the results were so incredible that somehow it got out that i had the most beautiful penis in the world (whatever that would mean) and actors started hiring me to be their penis double in films (as if there are a ton of penis closeups in hollywood) and i made a decent living doing it but it was in all my contracts not to say anything so no one knew it wasn’t the actors’ real penises. but then after a few years a journalist noticed and compared all the shots and realized they were all the same penis so she found me and wrote an article for vanity fair. i was thrust into the spotlight and didn’t know how to handle the attention. i got invited to talk about it on a talk show and the host introduced me like “you know his penis…now meet the man!”

[gay--dog]

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

[akashicrecord]

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

[mrsterlingeverything]

We pay in other ways

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

[schlarklezyaoi]

got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

[oatmealmcswagger]

[babtest]

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

[have-you-been-here]

Archive of Our Own (ao3), the internet

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onApr 8, 2025

[transformativeworks]

[victusinveritas]

[yourbonesarenowmycoat]

[ID: A tweet reading, "really enjoying this wikipedia article. you can tell whoever wrote this was absolutely seething."

Attached is a screenshot of a Wikipedia page. There is a photo of a power outlet, captioned, "So-called "universal socket" which meets no standard but accepts a number of different plug types (criticized as non-compliant and unsafe)." End ID]

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: i think i will behave in ways that are completely, radically unacceptable in literally any other scenario

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: welcome to earth! for the next ten years i will treat you in ways that i would not dare treat any other person. i do not treat other people this way because i know it is bad and wrong. hope you understand.