You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

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You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.
i come back and tumblr ya GOT me
Furries…you gotta start putting people before your pornography
There is no reason why this racist ass white dude, who regularly says the n-word with a hard “er” to have well over 10k followers lol
I regret to inform you, a popular furry porn artist has opened their mouth again
when i get my paycheck i am SO going to get a year-long subscription to the crashpad series bc i need good porn
honestly? vanilla sex is super underrated or at least not talked about enough. like yeah the kinky stuff is fun and im definitely not bashing it (just look at my blog), but actually taking the time to explore your lovers body and touching them and holding them close to you and just enveloping yourself in that moment when you two are having sex together with no distractions, just you two, is indescribably magical to me and i dont know how anyone could just take that for granted and think its just boring or unfulfilling
when ya wanna masturbate but ur in a relationship and letting ppl see u use a dildo makes u mega dysphoric :(
bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.
eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:
shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now
i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again
DISGUSTED by obscene disrespectful artwork I have repeatedly seen with my own two eyes of Oogie Boogie with a humanlike dicko or vaginia despite the fucking fact we DANG DAMNED KNOW, BEYOND ANY CONCEIVABLE GODFUCKED DOUBT, CARL!!! that his junk would be a snake or a caterpillar or a couple of snails stuck together!!!!!!!!
IT’S NOT JUST HIS ANATOMY BUT HIS ENTIRE DAMNED ETHOS
you know i try really hard not to reblog stuff that is actually about genitals or sex or what-have-you to my blog but i really really strongly believe in this post with all my heart, on both a moral and spiritual level, and it’s very important that i chase out anyone who disagrees with me by sharing it. This is who I am. This is my story. I was put on earth to agree with this post
I’m funny.
sorry for putting ‘technically nsfw’ on your dash but this is way too fucking funny
If you can’t handle hairy pussies you are weak!!
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Have you experienced being tied up or restrained? Describe the experience.
What is the strangest way you’ve made anyone cum?
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard?
Do you like to bite or be bit?
Do you like to slap or be slapped?
Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
Do you like pulling or having your hair pulled?
Do you like spanking/being spanked?
What do you prefer to use to spank? (Paddles/Hands/Whips/Etc)
What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum?
Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions
What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?
Have you walked in on or caught someone masturbating?
Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating?
Have you ever had cyber sex?
Have you ever had phone sex?
Have you ever had a wet dream?
What is your method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)
Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?
Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?
Have you ever masturbated to someone?
Who do you like to think about when you masturbate? Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?
Whats your most embarrassing masturbation story?
Whats your funniest masturbation story?
Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?
Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?
Whats the easiest way for you to get off?
Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)
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Have you considered being a webcam performer?
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Is it gay for a man to enjoy anal stimulation from a woman?
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Have you ever showered with someone?
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When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
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Do you “squirt?”
Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone?
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Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s).
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Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s).
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Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated?
Do you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s).
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Do you enjoy having your nipples played with?
Do you like being naked?
Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
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Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
Hello please please help what can i do for my practice. spiritually speaking, i really don’t know where i stand on my beliefs and i don’t feel a connection to the universe and nature and the deities and spirits i used to feel connected to. It really feels as though part of myself has withered so much that i can’t do any of the things i used to be capable of or feel the connection and the amazing vibes i used to feel. Do you have any advice or any little rituals that help you out? Thank you
It can be difficult in our modern world to feel that connection, but it is there, even in the city. The city itself is alive. My solution is to go for a walk, or go on a spiritual retreat to go camping for a little while. I do this at least once a year where I up north to hang out with a bunch of other pagans, shamans, druids, and witches, and I always feel recharged afterwards. Do more ritual, do divination to see what you can do to reconnect to your practice. Go out into nature and sit down and just -be-. Just exist in all of nature. Don’t try to affect it, just simply be at peace, and simply be.
Read a book or consume some art that is outside your comfort level. It will help give you some perspective on your own practice. Right now I’m reading Braiding Sweetgrass and it is giving me fresh eyes on animism.
We are also entering into the dark half of the year. It is time to turn inwards. The world is going to sleep and dreaming. Turn inward and dream with the world and see what light is birthed out of the darkness.
How is the world changing around you? What animals are collecting food for the winter? Is it raining? Are the nights getting colder? Where is the sun? The moon? The stars? Sometimes we get so lost in ritual and spiritual results, we forget to look up and see what it is we are trying to connect to on a physical level. What isn’t serving you in your pursuits? What is causing you to wither? Remove it.
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
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monster girls that aren’t just conventionally attractive humanoids with human features but big, hulking bestial and ferocious monstrosities with razor sharp teeth, claws, multiple limbs and eyes and b i g
get this weak ass shit out of here there is no limit you normie