horny and stupid like a caveman

content is nsfw. this is a horny blog for adults. married in real life to tumblr user rocksinmuffin

[hotdogharvester]

PSA

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[human-pet-they]

who is dick grayson

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[charlesoberonn]

[puppypouty]

Butches jerking off in mechs 🔞♀️by @Hamlet_Machine

[dunglizard]

Lushious Massacr should dragvestigate the backrooms

[dunglizard]

I’m not joking

I really think it would be culturally significant

[tomandjerrysdivorcelawyer]

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[cheaphalloweencostume]

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

[glorious-spoon]

anyway the thing about fanfic is that it's not essentially bad or good; it's essentially amateur. some people are absolutely out there writing award-worthy prose (some fic writers ARE award-winning writers IRL!), but that's not the point. the point is that we're all telling campfire stories. it's a community, and it's a way to spend some more time in the worlds and stories that we love.

[spinmagazine]

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

[hotdogharvester]

How has Jane been lately

Well, to be honest, she hasn't been much of anything. I guess this is as good an opportunity as any to tell y'all that I'm taking an extended break from writing. It's been over four years since my last update, so that shouldn't be too shocking. The sad truth is that writing hasn't been fun for me for a long, long time, and it got to a point where even thinking about writing would set me on the path to a panic attack. So, after trying to force myself do it for a frankly embarrassing number of years, I took a long look in the mirror and decided to stop. I can't say that I'll never write anything ever again, but I would be lying if I said I had anything planned for the future.

I'm truly sorry if this disappoints anyone. If I could do it, I would, but I can't. Just know that I cherish every comment, kudos, and tumblr ask. Even if you've never said a word—even if you hate my writing!—I'm grateful for all of my readers.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[segamascott]

[slavery]

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Why?

[slavery]

There’s something wrong with me

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

road head got me spasming, legs busting through the floor of the car like fred flintstone. ran outta gas and were still making it home. yabba dabba doo!

[puppypouty]

Butches jerking off in mechs 🔞♀️by @Hamlet_Machine

[bigolbadblog]

i feel like something that's missing from some people's understanding of kink fiction and fantasy is, like... in fiction and fantasy, everything is in-scene.

when real people do kink in real life, you gotta do all that good out-of-scene stuff like discuss boundaries, set limits and expectations, check in with each other, do aftercare, et cetera et cetera et cetera... but in fiction, everything can be in-scene!

the people in that fanfic don't exist any more than, like, the make-believe sexy football star and make-believe sexy cheerleader in a couple's roleplay exist. that couple doesn't need to get into character and then pretend to be a sexy football star having an important consent conversation with a sexy cheerleader, because that's a conversation that's already happened out-of-scene and out-of-character. (i mean, if you're into in-character negotiations, chase your bliss.) when they're in that scene, they can just pretend to be a sexy football star having sex with a sexy cheerleader. that's okay.

so like. when fiction does kink in a way that would be unsafe or harmful irl... just keep in mind that you're not watching actual people neglecting check-ins or ignoring their set contract or genuinely harming each other. you're watching a scene without the behind-the-scenes bits, and that's okay.

[bigolbadblog]

this has gotten a couple replies along the lines of "yeah, you can just assume the characters worked all the important consent stuff out when you weren't looking!" which is true in some cases, but not the point i was trying to make, so please bear with me while i try to rephrase myself.

when i say in fiction, everything is in-scene, i mean that the fiction IS the scene.

if someone went up to their partner and said "hey, wouldn't it be sexy if we pretended you were manipulating and controlling me in an unethical way for sex reasons?", and then they talked through all the good and necessary consent and risk-awareness things, and then they played that scene out - that's a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm, right?

now, if someone writes a story where one character manipulates and controls another in an unethical way for sex reasons... that, too, is a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm.

kink fiction doesn't have to be about characters consciously and conscientiously Doing Kink. kink fiction can be stories where the kinky things people fantasize about or roleplay (but wouldn't want to happen in real life) do happen in the universe of that story. because the story is a scene.