Alien

Just a random mix of memes, stories and random re-blogs. (and sometimes my own posts)

[retrogamingblog2]

Creepy Pokemon Paintings made by WednesdayWolf

[alien-with-a-blog]

I sense a new obsession coming on

[writing-prompt-s]

Hey! I've noticed you've made some awesome Halloween merch, is it possible that you could also make some LGBT related designs? Haven't seen many before

Hey amigo, I made some sketches

Vampire mouth with LGBT flag

Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses

Ghouls, all representing a different flag

LGBT colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood

Witch please, I’m bihexual

A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smoke 

Is there a design you like? 

They are all pretty sweet! I especially like 3 and 5 :D

[writing-prompt-s]

Hope you like them (:

Available until October 11!

[Tee | Women’s Tee | Hoodie | Sweatshirt | Mug]

https://teespring.com/stores/lgbt-halloween-merch

[jaggedheart11]

Just got my hoodie and T-shirt both fit great and look amazing

[folklorefairyqueen]

@writing-prompt-s please bring these back!! I couldn’t get one last year :c

[writing-prompt-s]

These are back until October 7th, 2021!

https://teespring.com/stores/lgbt-halloween-merch

[aaaronimacaroni]

Could you add other flags for the ‘Witch, please’ design? I’m ace and would really like to have an ahexual version! @writing-prompt-s

[writing-prompt-s]

Of course! (:

Available until October 7!

https://teespring.com/stores/lgbt-halloween-merch

[lemonpastrys]

THIS IS GENIUS OHMYGOD

[illitha]

Yo these designs are cool af

[areverieofchaosdreams]

Just ordered my hoodie, and it’s gonna be here just in time for the weather change!!

[winchestersinthetardisin221b]

They also have a really cool Squad Ghouls redesign this year that I can’t find on any reblogs (and teespring’s previews are shitty quality so no screenshot) but it’s excellent.

[writing-prompt-s]

Here it is! (:

Available until October 7!

https://teespring.com/stores/lgbt-halloween-merch

[baggnshield]

i hope you are having a good day and if you ship a rare ship, i hope someone posts a 100k well written, amazingly developed, completed fic on ao3 that hits you in all the right kinks

[mojoflower]

This is possibly the best happy wish for someone I’ve come across. AMEN.

[alien-with-a-blog]

A girl: *is genuinely not interested in girly things, but respects that other girls might*

Some random person on the internet: lol i need to make fun of this

[exitwound]

when god made me he just wanted to see how many things could be wrong with a girl at once

[mindblowingfactz]

Ella Harper, professionally known as the “Camel Girl,” was born with a rare orthopedic condition that caused her knees to bend backward. Her preference to walk on all fours resulted in her nickname “Camel Girl,” and she appeared in many traveling circus shows. Harper received a $200 per week salary.

[good-tiktoks]

[alien-with-a-blog]

I'm the kid who watches Pokemon, lol

[alien-with-a-blog]

Friend: *Ignores my text for a grand total of an hour*

Me: wELL eXcUsE mE fOR wAnTiNG tO kNOw HoW yOuR dAY iS gOiNG, gEeZ.

Friend, a few minutes later: Good. You?

Me: *Decides to ignore them for literally 5 minutes* That'll show them. see how they like it! >:D

[omghotmemes]

The actual fuck Titania

[alien-with-a-blog]

What the actual fuck?

A cat's average lifespan is 2-16 YEARS. Some cats live longer, some don't. But to get a new cat every few MONTHS. Bitch, feed your cat meat, it needs that to survive.

[omghotmemes]

How to clear semester exams

[alien-with-a-blog]

Free tuition for getting hit by a Campus Shuttle Bus? Sign me up.

[omghotmemes]

All the other kids…

[raavenb2619]

[ID: The Tom and Jerry pie meme. In the first panel, Tom, labelled “me, an ace”, looks at a piece of paper. The second panel shows that the paper says “a popular song I particularly like for not being about sex”. In the third panel, he looks up excitedly. In the fourth panel, he’s hit in the face with a pie, labelled “it turns out it actually is about sex”. End ID]

[alien-with-a-blog]

I hate it so much when that happens, then you remember you were singing it around your family and then it’s just like: 

Me after finding out it is about sex walking around the house NOT singing it like I used to: “...” 

Family: “Why aren’t you singing your favorite song?” 

Me: “We don’t like that song anymore..” 

Family: “..why?”

Me: “Reasons.”

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alien-with-a-blog]

I hate watching TV in front of my family.

Like, are they silently judging me?

Why is their expression like that?

" Dang, that part was cringe."

Why the fuck are they making a "what the fuck is this show?" face at the TV?

It's just the worst.. especially when there is singing in the show and then you have to claim that you dont really like it even though you secretly love it..

So that's why I watch TV till like 1 or 3 in the morning by myself. And that's also why my mom decided to take the remote with her upstairs so that I CANT watch TV that late at night..

[omghotmemes]

We could… no, we SHOULD… do that

[alien-with-a-blog]

Finally, a smart idea. :)

[good-tiktoks]