[disjointed-unit-blog]

[nasa]

That's us, together.

While we're looking up at the Artemis II astronauts journeying to the Moon, they're looking back home at us. 

In this image, Earth peeks through the capsule window, reminding us that a view like this relies on the ingenuity and hard work of countless people back home.

In the second image, we see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere.

Follow the Artemis II astronauts on their journey to the Moon:

[ashstfu]

[ziziziziboom]

16-year-old Danny Phantom (member of the Justice League Dark) approaches 25-year-old Red Robin.

Danny: Would you like to go on a date?

Tim: I'm sorry, you flatter me, but I think you're too young for me.

Danny: Sorry for the confusion, it wasn't a date with me, but with my gentleman.

Tim: your knight?

Danny: Yes! Technically, he's an adult, so there wouldn't be any problems!

Tim: Technically? How old is he?

Danny: Um... How old is Halloween?

Tim: ...

Danny: Look, I know it's weird, but he's been alone for a long time, and he really loves the way you psychologically terrorize your criminals and how cool you look doing it!

Tim: um...

Danny: And if you don't like it, you'll have a favor from me, you can ask me for anything.

Tim: Whatever I want?

Danny: Whatever you want.

Tim: Deal.

Danny: Great! Fright Knight will come looking for you tomorrow night! Good luck, bye!

Danny disappears.

Jason, who observed the entire interaction: Tim... Did you really just agree to go on a date with a guy who's over three thousand years old?

Tim: Sure, you heard Danny, the guy hasn't been on a date in a long time. I'll get that favor from the king of infinite kingdoms by the end of the night, you'll see.

After the date with Fright Knight.

Tim enters the Batcave: ...

Jason: How did your date go? How bad was it?

Tim: I have two pieces of news, one good and one bad. Which would you like to hear first?

Jason: The bad new?

Tim: I won't be able to get that favor from Danny.

Jason: And the good new?

Tim: I got a boyfriend

[yumeiwei]

Jason, a few days later: Tim. I have bad news for you.

Tim: What? Is it another case? Bruce being Bruce? Can you make it quick? I need to finalize my plans for Friday.

Jason: Worse.

Tim, putting down his laptop and looking at Jason with concern: How big is it? Do you need backup? The case you were working on was the Black Mask case about him reaching out to other Rogues for an undisclosed reason. I knew I should've pushed Bruce to let more people onto the case instead of leaving it to you and the Batgirls, this case is too big for just four people and-

Jason: Slow down. Breath. Let me talk, dammit

Tim: okay.

Jason, with a sign and dragging his hand over his face: Scarecrow found out you're dating the Spirit of Halloween and Fear. He's now bouncing between dueling/killing you for his hand, worshipping you as well, or doing something... drastic... like plunging the city in fear.

Tim: ...what?

Steph: Ooo, gonna date a criminal too, TimTam? Gonna follow in Daddy Bat's footsteps?

Tim: Steph! When did you get here?

Steph: I felt an insult and a disturbance, and thus I am here.

[ziziziziboom]

It would be hilarious if Fright Knight didn't even like Scarecrow, as if Fright Knight saw Scarecrow's fear gas and said, “What is this artificial fear? Does it disappear so quickly as soon as you give them an antidote? Can people recover with weekly therapy sessions? Blasphemy!”

And then he takes it even more personally when he discovers that Scarecrow plans to kill Tim to win his love. Fright Knight would NOT!? FRIGHT KNIGHT WOULD LITERALLY KILL YOU AND THEN DESTROY YOUR CORE AS REVENGE!?

And the only reason Fright Knight didn't start tormenting that guy is because Tim stopped him with that look that promises relentless psychological torture, so Fright Knight just... sits back and watches Tim cause a catastrophe and torment the jerk who threatened him...

[yumeiwei]

Poor poor Bruce, that's all I'm gonna say.

(Jason low-key fishing for information from Fright Knight to find a ghost to deal with the Joker. Bruce is busy crashing out about Tim's Ghost Boyfriend right now so this is the perfect opportunity)

[ziziziziboom]

Poor Bruce, his son who is most likely to become a supervillain has as his boyfriend one of the most powerful entities in the infinite realms, second only to the king of the infinite realms himself.

Jason is delighted to discover that Death (Fright Knight gave him his contact for a limited time) told him that the Joker would die in two years. The cause of death? He choked to death eating a hot dog, then the multiple ghosts who hate him will tear him apart until only his core remains, which will be handed over and subsequently destroyed by the ghost king (Danny).

Bruce complains to Clark and Diana about how his son's terrifying new boyfriend keeps showing up wherever Tim is, always with strange roses with eyes that, if you stare at them for too long, make you hallucinate about a bad day—not a terrifying one, just the most annoying day you could imagine...

[depsidase]

[hypotenussy]

this guy is what I imagined god looked like when I was 4 years old so yeah he can say it

[hypotenussy]

does this visual aid help you at all

^ what i pictured whenever mom talked to me about god as a kid

[screenshotsofdespair]

[allie-glace]

DP X DC PROMPT

One day Danny discover after a science class that every D.N.A traces he left (nail, air, saliva, fingerprint, etcetera.) will rapidly degrades into his ecto signature whitout leaving anything human.

Wich some years later is suddenly very useful when he needs to break into museums and private collections to steal Realm's artefacts that were lost and would start to cause problem if not taken back. So Danny doesn't even transform for that and just put a ski mask and a scarf and use some of his powers to steal everything back, he doesn't make any effort to keep his D.N.A to himself.

Wich is very annoying for the police on the case since the video will distord itself sometime and every D.N.A traces will fry any machines it's put in.

It's after a heist in Gotham that the case fall in Comissioner Gordon who throw his hand up and give the case to the Bats.

At first the Bats are all very annoyed when the whole cave fry itself because they thought that the ecto was some sort of fucked up Lazarus Water and didn't take enough precotion when analysing the sample. They then take a personal interest in the case.

[sharksandjays]

Tim Drake says Fuck ICE

[bea-sauce-deactivated20260524]

@timblrdrake

[frownyalfred]

Broke: Clark gets interplanetary and intergalactic respect for being the son of a noble house of Krypton

Woke: Clark gets interplanetary and intergalactic respect for being the son of farmers

[penny-anna]

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

[penny-anna]

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

[the-legal-shipper]

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

[penny-anna]

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

[offonaherosjourney]

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

[arrowheadedbitch]

Hdhdjsjdkdjsjfjsjdjd i love this so much

[jasontoddschildbearinghips]

I like to imagine Martha and Johnathan did not know who Bruce Wayne was, like as a public figure when they met him in person. In fact, they knew him for years as just “Clark’s friend”.

One day Martha just goes “Johnathan! Clark’s friend is on the television! Oh . . . oh, my! I’ve been offering this man hand-me-downs for five years!”

[moonlupine]

[hereforthecartoons]

Thinking about that one time in JL TAS when Batman thought Wonder Woman was buried under rubble and literally dug through it with his bare hands until she climbed out and then proceeded to hide his hands from her. Thinking about how it took Flash (2) minutes of talking to get him to go to Flash Appreciation Day and drag Orion along with him. Thinking about how Batman, literally he squishiest and most vulnerable member of the team, shot Martian Manhunter and the Flash away from the Watchtower so he could crash it into the enemy’s doomsday weapon, KNOWING he was far more likely to die than those two. Thinking about how on Superman’s birthday he personally delivered cash, knowing it was a shit gift, to him in the Fortress of Solitude because  he didn’t know how to give it otherwise. Thinking about how Batman is aware that he probably won’t ever fix Gotham, but still goes out and does it anyway because every life he saves is another life that won’t end up like his. Thinking about how Batman’s greatest strength is not his intelligence, or his skill, or his willpower, but his compassion for life even at its ugliest.

[theglamorousferal]

Incorrect DPxDC quote:

Jason: *learns he has contaminated ectoplasm and an only partially formed ghost core* can I get that in writing?

Frostbite: Certainly!

Later

Jason: *rolls up to the Batcave where everyone is meeting* GUESS WHAT? I DID come back wrong.

Dick: Jaybird, no you didn’t-

Jason: *slams doctor’s note on the meeting table* GHOST DOCTOR SAYS SO!

[ailithnight]

Bruce, reading the note: Can you be... cured?

Jason: Of being partially dead? No. Or, technically yes. By becoming fully dead. So, no.

Bruce: Hhhhnn :(

Jason: Of the contamination and stunted core growth? Doc says not only yes, but also necessary if I want to keep being partially alive.

Dick: I, for one, would like you to keep being partially alive.

Jason: Right! Which is why you're my designated driver and medical proxy for ghost surgery. I'd prefer Cass, but she's overseas and Doc barely wanted to wait long enough for me to get you. Suit up, Dickwing. Ghost hospital gonna be cold.

[manapeer]

[hdgnj]

Frostbite calls in the Phamily after the surgery ends. So they can be introduced to the newest halfa. And his liminal sibling. Swap contact details and maybe make the brother feel better. Frostbite understands the mostly living have complex feelings about their halfa fraidmates. Understandable of course. And not something he has time to help with.

Dick gets introduced to the Dannies and Jazz while Jason is out cold. Just, here, have some others in a similar situation. talk about your feelings so Jason doesn't wake up to you fretting so much.

[darkmodepls]

Jason has really thrown Dick into the deep end, huh?

at least Danny³ and Jazz are there to help

[hdgnj]

Jason does enjoy fucking with his family. This time, thankfully, someone else was around to help mitigate the problems that could have caused. Jason will not be best pleased his family have other sources of information. He was planning to use this chance for chaos. Sadly, Jazz took one look at Dick and immediately they connected on some weird eldest sibling of chaotic terrors wavelength. She pulled out so many pamphlets. Bullied the Dannies into being helpful. Pulled in a yeti med student. By the time Jason wakes up? Dick will have more information than he can accurately process at the time. As well as digital back ups and Jazz's email just in case.

[ailithnight]

But what if Jason kinda wants to wake up to Dick fretting. He wants to prove to himself that the Pit was lying, that his family does care and it was just blinding him to it. It's why he chose Dick. Dick cares loudly. All fretting and fussing and clinging.

Of course, he's planning some chaos too. But that's not the first thing on hos mind when he wakes up full of procedure loopiness. First thing when he wakes up, before the rest of his brain is back online, all Jason wants is his Big Wing being his usual mother hen self.

[hdgnj]

No amount of information is going to stop that. It just means Dick will be fretting with correct information. Fully informed fretting, which is the worst kind, is what Jason wakes up to. Dick with his pamphlet on post core surgery and dialysis care. Dick refusing to let go of his hand. "The leaflet was very clear Little Wing! Physical contact with loved ones is vital for recovery! The Dr confirmed I'm part of your Fraid! This is medically necessary cuddling!!" . Jason doesn't have any chance. He's going to be smothered in affection. And worry. "Jaybird, are you sure you are ok. No random power bursts? Mood swings? Be honest, we need to know mmm in case of (symptom)"

[ashoutinthedarkness]

Wonder if the relief of learning the pit was, in fact, lying , makes him cry. Sending dick into more fretting leading to more tears to more fretting to more-

It's a cycle until they get it out of their systems

[confusedshades]

Oh! Also? What is the corrupted ecto was blocking Jason's actual emotions?

So not only does he wake up to Worried And Fretting Big Brother Dick Grayson and the Patented Octopus Hugs, it kinda triggers a backflow of emotions that given the meds is enhanced due to loopiness.

And it's a procedure that needs follow ups and regular aftercare sessions (like PT but for his core until it starts regulating itself with ambient ecto) which causes Jason to be extremely emotional for a loooong time.

[iglowinggemma28]

Want Jason while sobbing say how happy his is that the pits lied to him. That dick did care…and that he was lying about why he asked Dick to be the one to come with him. He just wanted to know if his big brother cared enough to go to an unknown dimension on a time limit with no information. Because it was a test like when he asked Bruce to choose Jason or the joker and unlike Bruce, he passed. He passed with flying colors and the only thing that could make him happier was someone the family offing the joker. (Like say Alfred when he was on a grocery run. Hint hint wink wink)

[acediaooc]

I can’t wait to see everyone’s reactions when they learn that Alfred killed the Joker.

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Alfred: *cocks gun*

[anxiousace]

Alfred: You've lived long enough clown.

[mkarchin713]

Wanted: Engineer Who Doesn’t Ask Questions

(A DPxDC prompt)

Danny needed cash.

While Gotham was a cheap city (why else would anyone choose to stay) he still needed money.

Thanks to his stint as a teen vigilante turned interdimensional prince, Danny didn’t have the grades to get a scholarship. Plus a rogue attack and destroyed the dorms meaning Danny now needed to get an apartment, preferably one with no roommates as his last ones kept thinking he was dead when he was asleep.

The problem, actual legitimate jobs were scarce and he had promised Jazz he wouldn’t get involved with anything shady.

Danny needed money quick but using the Ghost King’s treasury was not an option, you try turning that shit into cold hard cash without using the black market.

So here he was, sitting in a crappy coffee shop that didn’t even have good pastry’s, scrolling through job finding sites and hoping he wouldn’t have to ~ugh~ ask Vlad.

That’s when he saw it.

Wanted: Engineer. No formal education needed. All parts and tools provided. Must be willing to sign NDA and work with free spirited artists with a vision.

And the number of zeros on the potential paycheck made Danny snort/choke on his dark roast.

The ad even mentioned the job could be a gateway to other local creatives who needed someone to bring their vision to life.

That amount of money, future commissions and nothing that would set off Jazz’s disapproval glare

Sign him up.

[bjurnberg]

Hahahahahahhahahahhaha I love this

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Justice League: Help us kill Darkseid.

Danny Phantom: no.

JL: what? Why?

Danny: I have yet to receive confirmation from the gods that this action will—*glowing green brick falls on his face, a small sticky note falling off*

JL:

Danny:

JL:

Danny: I have now received confirmation from the gods. I will help you.

[1vystar]

I got inspired, it’s interesting

[eternal-watcher]

DP xDC prompt

Danny is a member of the Teen Titans.

All is quiet at Titans tower. There’s a lull in crime and no major villains are currently active. Things are peaceful… perhaps that’s why no one noticed the terrible mistake that had been made.

By some fluke of the Titan’s chore wheel both Danny and Koriand’r had been assigned to kitchen duty at the same time.

On their own neither is that big of an issue. Starfire typically prepares Tamaranean dishes which are… interesting by human standards to say the least. But with a human sue chef the end result is normally a fusion dish that’s pleasant to both Humans and Tamaraneans.

Danny similarly isn’t allowed to cook alone. Contrary to common belief Danny is actually a pretty good cook, the problem is if he gets too excited a bit of his powers leak out animating the food. It’s still delicious, but most people aren’t used to their food fighting back. Thankfully with someone else there to keep an eye on him that issue rarely arises.

Again neither Danny or Kori are to be left in the kitchen unattended. Especially not together as Danny is all too happy to sample all kinds of Tamaranean dishes and Star has never expressed any concern about her food fighting back. Thankfully the Titans have been careful with the chore wheel and they have never been alone in the kitchen together… Until now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.

i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:

the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history...