i can fix him

mel - she/they - scorpio nsfw stuff - minors dni

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[dumpsterfire620]

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

On the way to Erid shenanigans.

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[lioncourtz]

"This is a version of Armand who's a bit more desperate, maybe a bit more bitter, a bit less in control. " x

[mulderscully]

listening to the black dog and thinking about loustat

[lioncourtz]

😏

[bifauxnenarmand]

I love him so much what is his problem 😭😭😭

[cyndaquillover1074]

Something so funny about Armand genuinely being a weird guy. Like vampirism and immortality and traumatic past aside he is genuinely so odd. Hilarious. Even to other vampires he is super weird. Why is he like that.

[dd-is-my-guiltypleasure]

Fan Expo Denver, May 30th 2026.

[sacred-portal]

[heraelis]

no matter how loud it is, the volume is never loud enough to truly appreciate iris by the goo goo dolls

[laurencem]

the internet is not good for him

[ source ]

[importantcatpics]

[chihuahuagirlfriend]

You know her ass saying 3333333333333333333

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[trenchkoat]